throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Getting wanked off in the bath by your father in law is weird right enough. Did you return the favour? You’ll make the papers if you follow through with this fantasy. Better stop it now before people get hurt and you split the family.Are you married? There was no sexual favours being exchanged we were just sharing a bath and watching football. Not married yet no. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 There was no sexual favours being exchanged we were just sharing a bath and watching football. Not married yet no. How did you both fit in a bath tub without any touching, whether accidental or intentional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 My bucket list has such dream day outs as:1. Walking across the Forth Road Bridge.2. Running along the beach at Kirkcaldy.3. Walking up the Tiel Burn.Easy to achieve but yet I haven’t bothered.My New Year Resolutions From last year weren’t exactly a stretch.1. Do some exercise - [emoji736] 2. Stop gambling - [emoji777]3. Get Chartered- [emoji777]To be fair I did stop gambling until the summer, then I got bored.I can’t be fucked with Nee Year Resolutions and a Bucket List, so the resolutions can get to f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 How did you both fit in a bath tub without any touching, whether accidental or intentional? I suppose I was perched in between his legs. The little spoon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I suppose I was perched in between his legs. The little spoon. Definitely sounds like some kind of gay fantasy thing. Please write to Dear Deirdrie in The Sun for some top notch advice on how to handle it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Definitely sounds like some kind of gay fantasy thing. Please write to Dear Deirdrie in The Sun for some top notch advice on how to handle it. I think you’re reading too much into this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I think you’re reading too much into this. Possibly, but spooning with your father in law in a bath tub sounds a bit sexual. I think you’ve dreamed up the ‘watching football’ element as a cover story.Where does your girlfriend fit into this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Where does your girlfriend fit into this? Not in the bath anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scary Bear Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Not in the bath anyway. Eating for two now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 Eating for two now? Yeah, only 7 weeks to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 5 hours ago, throbber said: I’m not sure now, I’m starting to get the feeling that MS collects dead prostitutes in his basement. I live on the third floor of a tenement Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 I live on the third floor of a tenement How very seedy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted January 1, 2018 Share Posted January 1, 2018 9 hours ago, Miguel Sanchez said: I live on the third floor of a tenement My name is Miguel I live on the third floor I live upstairs from you Yes I think you've seen me before If you hear something late at night Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was Just don't ask me what it was (apologies to Suzanne Vega) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 .3. Walking up the Tiel Burn. Just out of pure curiosity. Where does that take you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, buchan30 said: Just out of pure curiosity. Where does that take you? Up near the old landfill just outside Auchtertool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buchan30 Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 I know where you mean. Didn’t realise you could go walking up that way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted January 2, 2018 Share Posted January 2, 2018 Throbber in the bath: Spoiler ...Throbberta's dad in the aftermath: Spoiler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 At the Bells last night I resolved to have a drink after work today. Slianté. Oh, for shit resolutions, see below. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 I've decided in 2019 to masturbate more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oooooft Posted January 1, 2019 Share Posted January 1, 2019 Gotta love The Daily Gael Inverness Man not sure which New Year’s Resolution he broke first last night Having decided to give up alcohol, dairy products, gluten and his ex girlfriend Siobhan in 2018, Colin MacLeod of Inverness woke up hungover this morning covered in cheese and breadcrumbs in Siobhan’s bed. “It is not yet apparent which one of Collin’s 4 pointless resolutions he f*cked first” said Chief Inspector Malcolm Boab. “The lesson here is don’t try and better yourself if you live in Inverness.” Colin was last seen leaving an Inverness pub spinning a loaf of Hovis above his head while screaming; “look Siobhan I’m a wind farm, how do you like me now?” “He was covered in cheese and breadcrumbs when he arrived – like a human pasta bake” claimed Siobhan. “Be yourself, but be your best self” advised Colin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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