parsforlife Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 With tommorows game being off for us morris will now miss this fixture, meaning he will be replaced with either the carthorse or martin, neither are great replacements. Everyone's favorite Willie Collum has drawn the short straw with this one there is absolutely no chance of him walking away from this without at least one set of fans despising him, hopefully he remembers we have a direct line to the big boys at the SFA. 3 reds each, 1 controversial penalty, sandy to deck hartlety and very little football being played. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astro Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 I've got the compliance officer on speed dial guys. He's been well briefed, so we're all set. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D.A.F.C Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 We need to watch these cheats carefully. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 AKA The Shielsy'll Get His Faither Thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crawford Baptie Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 The Grasses v The Artificials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harry Kinnear Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 Wonder how many of his Galacticos Hartley will have signed for this one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted December 29, 2017 Share Posted December 29, 2017 What changes have Falkirk made already? The only ones I’m aware of so far are Austin out and the young full back from Sunderland being brought in, I’d imagine he’s eligible for this one? Can’t think why he wouldn’t be, mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senator Frimpton Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 If hes still with us, Id have Hippo playing lone striker for this. Be good to see him getting it up these twerps at least one more time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bud1876 Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 We need to watch these cheats carefully. All eyes will be on us i think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Started drinking for this one this morning WE ARE FALKIRK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Shiels to score a last minute, miles offside goal with his hand. Celebrations include taking out his glass eye and throwing it on the nearest Falkirk fans face and Wedderburn doing forward rolls in front of Hipposhyte. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
roman_bairn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Shiels to score a last minute, miles offside goal with his hand. Celebrations include taking out his glass eye and throwing it on the nearest Falkirk fans face and Wedderburn doing forward rolls in front of Hipposhyte. No doubt the SFA would turn a blind eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 The collective seethe from Falkirk fans after O'Hara got banned could probably power Scotland's energy needs for 2018 but they now seem to have calmed down into a state of weary despair. Will likely be a dreadful game of football so hoping M'Voto gets a start for comedy value. Will be even better to see the home supporters blame our defensive deficiencies on Nicky Clark. Just a shame Falkirk fans abandon their team when things start to go wrong as we'll miss out on some income on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 3 minutes ago, Poet of the Macabre said: The collective seethe from Falkirk fans after O'Hara got banned could probably power Scotland's energy needs for 2018 but they now seem to have calmed down into a state of weary despair. Will likely be a dreadful game of football so hoping M'Voto gets a start for comedy value. Will be even better to see the home supporters blame our defensive deficiencies on Nicky Clark. Just a shame Falkirk fans abandon their team when things start to go wrong as we'll miss out on some income on Tuesday. You'll have to wait until half time for some bites. I suspect we'll lose interest in this afternoon's fixture if we're a couple of goals down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poet of the Macabre Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 btw, thread title is absolute garbage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
falkirkthebigclub Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Poet of the Macabre said: btw, thread title is absolute garbage I Predict Quiet? IN THE DUNFERMLINE END, that is! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilostmyself Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Just now, badgerthewitness said: I Predict Quiet? IN THE DUNFERMLINE END, that is! Close the thread, perfection has been achieved here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 btw, thread title is absolute garbage Was doing alright until you posted in it x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Senor Bairn Posted December 30, 2017 Share Posted December 30, 2017 Was doing alright until you posted in it x Oops, someone’s misread that x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
martin ritchie Posted December 31, 2017 Share Posted December 31, 2017 Fucking let's be having ye ya 6 fingered freaks, who needs strikers anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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