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the shite statues of footballers thread

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oh - and as a point of order, no-one, anywhere, need ever bother trying to make any sort of representation of the world cup unless it's frank skinner doing his "hand holding a melon and a bucket of custard" thing...

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Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

He was involved in quite a few thrillers though.

He was a Speed Demon and Dangerous going forward, alway's looking like he was Gonna Be Starting Something and Didn't Stop Until He Got Enough.

Whenever he pulled on the Black And White Fulham looked Invincible.

 

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Just now, Melanius Mullarkey said:

He was quite Bad in any European games I saw. 

Yeah, he looked like a Stranger In Moscow. Afterwards he looked at The Man In The Mirror and thought This Is It and What More Can I Give?

 

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51 minutes ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

He was involved in quite a few thrillers though.

ruined his reputation by waving his cock at kids in the family enclosure and imploring them to Just Beat It, IMHO....

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Loved that statue. Added to what was already the best away trip in the League. They went down the season after they got rid of it. No coincidence, IMO.

 

Anyway, it's nice that Southampton commissioned a tribute to former Ipswich and England boss Bobby Robson. Slightly odd though, as he never managed them. Even odder, as they've decided to make him a midget.

 

 

 

 

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Oh no, hang on, it's apparently supposed to be former Chairman Ted Bates.

 

 

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Loved that statue. Added to what was already the best away trip in the League. They went down the season after they got rid of it. No coincidence, IMO.
 
Anyway, it's nice that Southampton commissioned a tribute to former Ipswich and England boss Bobby Robson. Slightly odd though, as he never managed them. Even odder, as they've decided to make him a midget.
 
 
 
 
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Oh no, hang on, it's apparently supposed to be former Chairman Ted Bates.
 
 


It’s a mixture of Michael Portillo, Michael Palin and Chairman Mao.

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2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said:

Who could forget Fulham's legendary midfield powerhouse,  Michael Jackson.

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They should have replaced the C with an S.

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5 hours ago, Herman Hessian said:

there have been a few, notably the marvelous ronaldo effort which has set the bar for inclusion in this thread very high indeed, but this new one of maradona has got to be right up there...

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Looks more like Stan Boardman there..

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Is that the trophy he got for beating the Jairmans in the world cup final?

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22 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

what the f**k is the matter with these people ?

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1 hour ago, Currahee! said:

The statue of Angel Lebruna outside el Monumental in Buenos Aires is a cracker. 

c'mon now - pics or GTF...

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2 hours ago, Currahee! said:

 

The statue of Angel Lebruna outside el Monumental in Buenos Aires is a cracker. 

 

55 minutes ago, Herman Hessian said:

c'mon now - pics or GTF...

Angel Labruna

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The Michael Essien statue unveiled in his home town is a shocker!!!
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