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The Chronicles of the Banter Years (2012 - ∞)


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38 minutes ago, bennett said:

Wasn't it you who reported sevco to the police over that chart?

 

No, but if I had I might have approached it from the other perspective: keeping the chart at that height, what would the actual "jump" be?

Want to guess?

No?

Well, it would be about 1mm. That's how honest the message was. I'll not be calling in Grado or Cheffy any time soon, though.

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33 minutes ago, Hammer Jag said:

Chris Graham being elected onto the board and having to resign a few days later after he was found to be a racist scumbag.

Was it as much as a few days, was is not 24 hours or something.

Probably a world record.

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On the pitch - 2012/13

Rangers have been given a second life and the opportunity to rise up through the leagues.  Rangers with millions of pounds could invest in the future of their club by promoting numerous youngster to the first team and allowing them time to develop (obviously augmented by some more experienced pros).  In their youth ranks they had Scott Gallacher (now at Dumbarton), Andrew Mitchell (Linfield), Andy Little (Stirling), Lewis MacLeod (Brentford), Barrie McKay (Notts Forest), Robbie Crawford (apparently now in Iceland) and Luca Gasporatto (Falkirk/Morton on loan) amongst others.  A talented and enthusiastic young team could wow their legions of fans and help set the club up for an assault on the higher leagues when they get to that stage. It was the easiest thing to do and could help develop a strong squad for future seasons - surely this would be an exciting journey for the Rangers faithful.

Ally McCoist had other ideas though.

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In comes - Ian Black, Dene Shiels, Franco Sandaza, Kevin Kyle, Emilson Cribani, Sebastian Faure, Anestis Argyriou, Francesco Stella and David Templeton.  'Temps' only costing a bargain 700k.    Black, Kyle and Templeton both leaving Hearts who had just won the Scottish Cup while Sheils and Sandaza both dropped down 3 divisions - clearly the opportunity to play for such a magnificent club was too much for most Premier League chairman to argue with.

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The dream strikeforce both looking deliriously happy to be at Ibrox

Ian Black was of course a controversial person in Scottish football. Despite doing well at Hearts he was never near a Scotland call up.  He signs for Rangers in the bottom league and gets called up almost immediately! 

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In reserve they also had Kane Hemmings who would go on to be one of the top scorers in the top flight just a few seasons later.  Did he get game time?  Kane featured 5 times scoring 1 goal before going on loan up 2 divisions to Cowdenbeath (scoring 4  goals in just 7 matches).  His Ibrox record matched Kevin Kyles 3 goals in 15 matches and far surpassed Sandaza's  2 in 20.

The season started with a draw away to Peterhead with a last gasp goal from Andy Little securing a point.  In their next away match they'd draw 1-1 away to Berwick - in the dying seconds The Wee Rangers scored a perfectly good goal to go 2-1 up but the ref blew for a foul.  To this day nobody knows what the foul was given for.  Another away draw followed away to Annan before the famous 1-0 loss to Stirling Albion.  Brian Allison scored the only goal of the match while his manager wasn't even at the ground! Rangers threw everything at Stirling and even brought on their talismen - Kal Naismith and Kevin Kyle.

They didn't win an away league game until the 28th of OCTOBER when they defeated 10 man Clyde 2-0 at Broadwood.  Before the season finished they had suffered defeats against Annan and Peterhead at Ibrox by a 2-1 scoreline. They of course did thrash many sides and I'm sure their 6-2 victories over Elgin City and East Stirlingshire have lasted long in the memories of Rangers fans.

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Lee McCulloch looks cheery after the 2-1 loss to Peterhead

While they had great success in the league (winning it by  24 points) they were knocked out of all the cups.  The Ramsdens Cup saw Queen of the South knock them out on penalties at Ibrox after beating Brechin and Falkirk before that.

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Queen of the South celebrate the winning penalty

The Scottish Cup opened with a 1-0 win away to Forres Mechanics before thrashings of Alloa and Elgin. They were knocked out by Dundee United in that memorable match at Tannadice - Johnny Russell scoring in the opening minute in a match which saw Kal Naismith and Ian Black sent off late on.

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Jubilant scenes as Rangers take the lead in the big cup tie against Forres Mechanics

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Johnny Russell scores in the Cup match

The League Cup saw another 3-0 loss but this time by Inverness in the quarter finals - they had knocked East Fife, Falkirk and Motherwell out before this. 

What was the secret to their success?  Sebastian Faure revealed some secrets the year after - 

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At half-time Bilel Mohsni and I reckon we’re seeing things at times with everyone drinking tea.

“Ian Black is the expert, with his cup of tea and little cakes at the interval.

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He dropped his shorts one training session for the players to fire the ball at him.

"Bilel and I fell to the ground laughing. A manager baring  his a**e to his entire team – it was legendary.

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The club announce a  14.4million loss in October 2013. 

Speaking out: Rangers fans have voiced their concern over the current state of the club

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14 minutes ago, The Minertaur said:

On the pitch - 2012/13

Rangers have been given a second life and the opportunity to rise up through the leagues.  Rangers with millions of pounds could invest in the future of their club by promoting numerous youngster to the first team and allowing them time to develop (obviously augmented by some more experienced pros).  In their youth ranks they had Scott Gallacher (now at Dumbarton), Andrew Mitchell (Linfield), Andy Little (Stirling), Lewis MacLeod (Brentford), Barrie McKay (Notts Forest), Robbie Crawford (apparently now in Iceland) and Luca Gasporatto (Falkirk/Morton on loan) amongst others.  A talented and enthusiastic young team could wow their legions of fans and help set the club up for an assault on the higher leagues when they get to that stage. It was the easiest thing to do and could help develop a strong squad for future seasons - surely this would be an exciting journey for the Rangers faithful.

 

 

Add in future Canada international Fraser Aird and Andy Murdoch who is playing really well for Morton these days.

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I might humbly propose Falkirk fisting them twice in the league at TFS the year they won the Championship.

In game 1, a 2-1 win, they even had a phantom 93rd minute penalty awarded and saved (while the one we were given was for a brutal assault on Will Vaulks almost on the goal line... ahem).

In game 2 we even gave them a quickfire 2 goal lead before our lads stubbed their fags out and routed them  3-2 with Bob McHugh in 92' sealing the deal. Sweet.

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Spending something in the region of £1.1M on new giant screens, then posting a massive loss in their accounts.

Can't find any news articles on it but a couple of links, would appear to be filed under 13/14:

https://rangers.co.uk/news/headlines/new-screens-for-ibrox/

This thread is worth a wee read in hindsight at how blissfully gormless some of the Rangers* fans were:

http://forum.rangersmedia.co.uk/topic/250603-two-new-giant-screens-for-ibrox/

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