Bohemian Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 (edited) We seem to have upset the Sevco hoard so much they are now dreaming up make believe scenarios where Slippy G is running Scottish football with his tie. I'd say the stupid c**t has one of those ties with an elastic band. Absolutely fucking delicious Edited May 22, 2018 by Bohemian 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Mutt Posted May 22, 2018 Share Posted May 22, 2018 I already can't wait for next season. I can taste the banter. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
afca32 Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 20 hours ago, Flybhoy said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyderspaceman Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 (edited) On 22/05/2018 at 22:34, Bohemian said: We seem to have upset the Sevco hoard so much they are now dreaming up make believe scenarios where Slippy G is running Scottish football with his tie. I'd say the stupid c**t has one of those ties with an elastic band. Absolutely fucking delicious You can just imagine Billy drifting off to sleep in his The Rangers jammies, with waking dreams of victory/revenge swirling in his otherwise empty head. (Againt HiBs, not cELTIc, poor Billy.) Quote People (ra peepul?) will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own souls. Carl Jung. Edited May 24, 2018 by cyderspaceman to avoid confusion 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 20 hours ago, Flybhoy said: If Hibs meet Sevco at ibrokes on the 1st game of the season on a Sunday I’m going to have to adjust my opinion of Ibrox Loyal tbf he could be the next Nostradamus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrewDon Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 20 hours ago, Flybhoy said: 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 In honour of Ibrox loyal I've made up my own story. It's the Scottish Cup final and Steven Gerrards Rangers are facing Hibs. It's the climax of an amazing season which has seen Rangers fall just short of the title by 15 points. The cup final begins at a frantic pace which is surprising given Rangers run to the Europe League 2nd qualifying round when they suffered a narrow loss to Admira Wacker Módling of Austria. The opening goal comes though through the usual double act for Rangers - Djimi Traore with a dinked ball over the top to Fernando Torres to slot home. Hibs though would bounce back with former Ger Darren McGregor bulleting home a header from a Anthony Stokes corner. Stokes of course just signing for Hibs the day before the final as an amateur purely to wind up the oppostion. The scores weren't level for long though when Jay Spearing fired home a screamer from 25 yards to put Rangers back ahead. However disaster soon followed. A penalty given against Martin Skrtl despite the best tie moving efforts of Steven Gerrard saw Kamberi equalise before Scott Allan scored a last minute free kick which Brad Jones fumbled over the line. The match finished 3-2 to Hibs and Gerrard must wait to win his first trophy as a manager. The match ended with 20000 Hibs fans on the pitch all doing an aeroplane celebration across the Hampden turf towards the Rangers fans. 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marshmallo Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 To go back a few pages, anyone drawing a parallel between a Montrose player sitting in the Celtic end and a Rangers player sitting in the Celtic end is deliberately missing the point. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lebowski Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 If Hibs meet Sevco at ibrokes on the 1st game of the season on a Sunday I’m going to have to adjust my opinion of Ibrox Loyal tbf he could be the next Nostradamus If Hibs meet them at Ibrox in the first fixture there should be a fucking riot since they're due at ER. Think it's underestimated for next season that they'll have 10 of 16 pre split away games at Parkhead, Easter Road, Pittodrie, Tynecastle and Rugby Park. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Stokes of course just signing for Hibs the day before the final as an amateur purely to wind up the oppostion. That line is worth 10 Charlies. [emoji7] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 22 hours ago, scottxs said: That was the most beautiful thing ever written. Shakespeare and Charles Dickens would be proud Were they Real Rangers Men? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Doesn't Steven Gerrard have any professional advisers or at the very least sensible mates who could have clued him into what a terrible idea it was accepting the Sevco job? It's the dictionary definition of a no-win scenario. He'll be lucky to even get paid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jdog Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 But Stevie G wouldn't be here if there wasn't major investment comming in... Skrtel's agent on Sevco deal... “Martin has sincerely said it would be an honour for him to play under Steven’s direction for three years. There are, however, complex financial matters. They are terribly far apart.” 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Mutt Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Just now, Jdog said: But Stevie G wouldn't be here if there wasn't major investment comming in... Skrtel's agent on Sevco deal... “Martin has sincerely said it would be an honour for him to play under Steven’s direction for three years. There are, however, complex financial matters. They are terribly far apart.” Got a link to this quote? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 Remember this one? https://www.northantstelegraph.co.uk/news/rangers-fans-get-stuck-in-to-mr-custard-1-3632455 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bohemian Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 1 hour ago, Jdog said: But Stevie G wouldn't be here if there wasn't major investment comming in... Skrtel's agent on Sevco deal... “Martin has sincerely said it would be an honour for him to play under Steven’s direction for three years. There are, however, complex financial matters. They are terribly far apart.” I'd say they are EBT years apart.. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Minertaur Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 2 hours ago, R.Mutt said: Got a link to this quote? Daily Record - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-transfer-news/rangers-want-martin-skrtel-insists-12581421 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
R.Mutt Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 3 minutes ago, The Minertaur said: Daily Record - https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/football/football-transfer-news/rangers-want-martin-skrtel-insists-12581421 This must be classed as banter right? The establishment is back!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 I thought Peter Bawwell was the establishment now and everyone was out to get Rangers? I'm so confused. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ged Posted May 23, 2018 Share Posted May 23, 2018 4 hours ago, The Minertaur said: The match finished 3-2 to Hibs........ It's the law 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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