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The Chronicles of the Banter Years (2012 - ∞)


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As Tam McCourts assistant.

For those of you who may be unaware of Tam

McCourt , KCG, OBE, he is the leading light and true power behind Hibernian FCC, aka “This Particular Club”. Tache Petrie and Tachette Dempster take their lead from Tam, in everything from appointing coaches to instigating devilish playbook activities designed to send the Zombies to Defcon 4.

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11 hours ago, aDONisSheep said:

You're all fvcking dicks!

I have it on good authority from a Nigerian prince that I converse with, that all high finance works as follows!

You will only receive 'off the radar' investment benefits if you first enter into spunkalicious contracts with ex-scouse pub brawlers.

Anyone that suggests that the contra is true, and that high profile investment attracts high profile signings is a f3nian sympethiser and simply not a staunch enough investor!

Yours

Mason aDONis

I wouldn't sneer at the thought of a Nigerian prince investing in Rangers. 

There's at least one with a spare million, thanks to Accies.

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1 hour ago, Bairnardo said:

Craig Bellamy claiming that Rangers should ask Gerrard to play for them aswell, since he would still be the best player in the league.....

Please do this. Please please please
 

Not sure about the league, but he would definitely be the best midfielder at Rangers.

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18 hours ago, Doctor Manhattan said:

Successful bid announced by consortium of Chinese investors. Well, close enough...

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I though it was Kim doing his famous, I'm down to one cigarette a day gag?

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2 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said:

Banter years have just been stepped up a notch.

Banter years now UK wide, not only can the glorious Scottish folk enjoy the hilarity our friends south of the border can join in too.

Magic.

The banter years are officially box office.

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13 minutes ago, jimmy boo said:
44 minutes ago, hellbhoy said:
King has now put the Banter Years on a truly global scale for everyone to laugh at them if they should fail spectacularly, nice.

When not if.

Good point Jimmy. :lol:

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I honestly couldn’t be happier about Steven Gerrard being given the **** job. 

A club that refuses to learn its lesson and accept its place in the food chain. We’ve been here before, when they had the opportunity to appoint an experienced, sensible coach who would make gradual improvements with the resources available, allowing them to maybe finish second and occasionally challenge for cups. 

Instead, they appointed Pedro Caixinha in the hope this wildcard would be the next Jose Mourinho, with the delusions in mind that they may catch Celtic, who are out of their stratosphere. What a fucking disaster that was, and they’re heading there again, with the appointment of a celebrity to feed their bizarre notion of supremacy and the desperation to pretend that they are still a big club. 

Let’s be clear. Over the last 50 years, Rangers won the title 4 times without the help of limitless loans from the Bank of Scotland, never to be re-paid, and the EBT scheme which saw them cheat the taxman to pay the highest wages in Europe at one stage. 

They’ve now appointed someone with zero experience with the mandate to overhaul an awful squad, with next to no money. The club meanwhile operates at a loss as it is, needing soft loans to survive and are still unable to see Celtic for dust.  All the while more smoke and mirrors press 'rumours' of 'fresh investment' that reek of Jabba and his Level 5 PR pish.

Yet, these lunatics are all celebrating like mad. Delighted at this staggeringly short-sighted throw of the dice by a board that has demonstrated it knows nothing about football. 

See when this all goes pear-shaped in 6 months and these clowns are saying that they ‘deserve better’, tell them to f**k up. The most subservient and gullible support football has ever seen. They cheered in Green, White, Pedro and many more beside. Wasn’t long ago that they were all gripped with ‘Murty-Mania’. 

They deserve every last bit of the pain and the suffering heading their way. So long as we keep our eye on the ball, 10 in a row is utterly inevitable.

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