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The Chronicles of the Banter Years (2012 - ∞)


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I’ve set up a new bookmaker site in response to the absolutely terrible assault on the sevco fans . It for WATP fans only 
it’s called BILLYPOWER and operates under licence from HRH Elizabeth the 2nd 
We don’t accept bets on the following criteria :- 
1) All catholic sounding teams Celtic Hibernian and any team with “city “ after it because that means there is a cathedral their 
2) Any team that plays in green , see above plus Yeovil Town etc also if any teams goalie plays in green 
3) Any team that that sounds like any player that once played for Celtic ie Sutton Utd  , Harts(on) , and for our international punters we won’t accept bets on Carson City FC 
4) goals scored from  crosses obviously 
5) goals scored from corners as they have the same letters as crosses plus the letter N which is big part of f*n**n
6) goals scored from penalties after the penalties unfairly placed upon the Queens XI 
7) goals scored by any players with forenames like Sean , Brendan, Patrick , Eamonn or surnames like Murphy , O’boyle O’Flaherty etc this list will be updated with input from all lodges and supporters clubs daily 
8 ) any goals scored by players from catholic countries ie Italy Spain France Portugal etc we do however accept bets from staunch countries like Germany Holland and the Scandinavian peninsula 
All profits from this enterprise will go towards Stevie G’s war chest 
Remember sevco fans WHEN THE FUN STOPS   STOP  which for you was 31st October 2012 


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4 minutes ago, HaikuHibee said:

Hyperlollabants:

'The Union Bears statement says: “Our methods will vary. Our actions will remain consistent. Our aim is clear. We deserve better. Union Bears No Surrender.”'

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3 hours ago, HTG said:

I think this guy sums up every single event of significance in  The Rangers history.  Gullible with the odd sane one shouted down by the mob.

 

Absolute belter of a reference. 

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3 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:

Had anybody actually asked them why they "deserve better"?

 

Yup, apparently it's because they are the people.

 

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Had anybody actually asked them why they "deserve better"?
It likely fits in with why they bizzarrely thought they deserved credit because they kept going to games in the third division, as if that was some sort of justification for abandoning your team.
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5 hours ago, HTG said:

I think this guy sums up every single event of significance in  The Rangers history.  Gullible with the odd sane one shouted down by the mob.

 

You know, a Sevco manager with money's a little like the mule with the spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it and danged if he knows how to use it

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44 minutes ago, Bairnardo said:
48 minutes ago, Trackdaybob said:
Had anybody actually asked them why they "deserve better"?

It likely fits in with why they bizzarrely thought they deserved credit because they kept going to games in the third division, as if that was some sort of justification for abandoning your team.

Always find this as a source of amusement. As anyone who supported their team away at Ibrox during 'the journey' will know, the reported crowds put the Seville Calculator to shame. 

Any excuse to post a pic of Andy Graham putting us 1-0 up but a glance at the background shows that the announced 30,000 was awful generous. 

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Acting with their usual good grace and decorum, Rangers Int still haven't spoken publicly about their utter humiliation by their old rivals and business partners, despite this being against SPFL rules. Even for them it beggars belief.

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1 minute ago, 7-2 said:

Acting with their usual good grace and decorum, Rangers Int still haven't spoken publicly about their utter humiliation by their old rivals and business partners, despite this being against SPFL rules. Even for them it beggars belief.

It's even like they need to do much. Just send out Jimmy Nicholl to mumble some bullshit about having an 'off day' and apologise and say they are determined to not let it happen again. It would be lies of course but it would take about 2 minutes.

The SPFL will probably change the rules now to ensure that their precious wee Sevco don't get in bother

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9 minutes ago, DA Baracus said:

It's even like they need to do much. Just send out Jimmy Nicholl to mumble some bullshit about having an 'off day' and apologise and say they are determined to not let it happen again. It would be lies of course but it would take about 2 minutes.

The SPFL will probably change the rules now to ensure that their precious wee Sevco don't get in bother

Indeed. Wow, were bad, well done Celtic on their title. Even a short sharp statement to 'do the right thing' is beyond them. 

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