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27 minutes ago, Michael Stipe said:

I broke the record for the most onions diced in five minutes which was 3743.

 

 

How many did you manage?   

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Just now, Michael Stipe said:

7591. I had terrible cramp afterwards though. 

.....and some lovely sliced onions.   

Swings and roundabouts; but well done again and thanks for sharing!  

#onions. 

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Just now, PB 4.2 said:

.....and some lovely sliced onions.   

Swings and roundabouts; but well done again and thanks for sharing!  

#onions. 

I wasn't allowed to eat the diced onion. Guinness seized it all as "evidence". I bet they had a great time with it.

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Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion.   He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated)   

He drove a 1.4 Astra.  

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Just now, PB 4.2 said:

Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion.   He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated)   

He drove a 1.4 Astra.  

My friend Gerry who is a fireman has a pacemaker.

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1 minute ago, Michael Stipe said:

My friend Gerry who is a fireman has a pacemaker.

Steve Cram (who wasn't a fireman) welcomed a pacemaker.  

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Loads. Used to regularly get them on the greatest ever game, Athlete Kings on the Saturn. Never got one in the 400 metres, but I was reticent to go anyone other than Karl Vain, Jeff Jansens or Alexi Regal, all of whom were shite at that event.

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5 hours ago, PB 4.2 said:

Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion.   He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated)   

He drove a 1.4 Astra.  

Any cyclists involved?

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2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Any cyclists involved?

sadly not. 

1 hour ago, throbber said:

Are PB and Micheal Stipe the same person?

Nope, but I do like Micheal Stipe and REM.    I believe he has a solo album coming out next year.    

 

 

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9 hours ago, Michael Stipe said:

I broke the record for the most onions diced in five minutes which was 3743.

How about you?

It's nice to see Scottish football has developed such a following abroad.

Who's your big team, Michael, and are the rumours about yourself and Kurt Cobain true?

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Have just checked the Guinness World Records website and according to that I am(along with 209 former colleagues) still a world record holder, so yes.

Edited by Ross.

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3 minutes ago, Ross. said:

Have just checked the Guinness World Records website and according to that I am(along with 209 former colleagues) still a world record holder, so yes.

What was the record? Most tantalising post on an online message board?

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Just now, Cardinal Richelieu said:

What was the record? Most tantalising post on an online message board?

It's actually fairly mundane.

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-people-playing-swingball

I only went for the drinking session that was following it.

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11 hours ago, PB 4.2 said:

Steve Cram (who wasn't a fireman) welcomed a pacemaker.  

How soon people forget Tom Byers.

 

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Most mohitos drunk in one evening coz I'm hard as f**k.

My sister said you spewed at least 4 times before snogging her....no at record. She got better the night after.

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