Michael Stipe Posted December 7, 2017 Share Posted December 7, 2017 I broke the record for the most onions diced in five minutes which was 3743. How about you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Bet that brought a few tears to your eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 27 minutes ago, Michael Stipe said: I broke the record for the most onions diced in five minutes which was 3743. How many did you manage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stipe Posted December 8, 2017 Author Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, PB 4.2 said: How many did you manage? 7591. I had terrible cramp afterwards though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Michael Stipe said: 7591. I had terrible cramp afterwards though. .....and some lovely sliced onions. Swings and roundabouts; but well done again and thanks for sharing! #onions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stipe Posted December 8, 2017 Author Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, PB 4.2 said: .....and some lovely sliced onions. Swings and roundabouts; but well done again and thanks for sharing! #onions. I wasn't allowed to eat the diced onion. Guinness seized it all as "evidence". I bet they had a great time with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion. He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated) He drove a 1.4 Astra. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Stipe Posted December 8, 2017 Author Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, PB 4.2 said: Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion. He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated) He drove a 1.4 Astra. My friend Gerry who is a fireman has a pacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 1 minute ago, Michael Stipe said: My friend Gerry who is a fireman has a pacemaker. Steve Cram (who wasn't a fireman) welcomed a pacemaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Loads. Used to regularly get them on the greatest ever game, Athlete Kings on the Saturn. Never got one in the 400 metres, but I was reticent to go anyone other than Karl Vain, Jeff Jansens or Alexi Regal, all of whom were shite at that event. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 5 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: Mate of mine drunk a pint of Guinness with sliced onion. He's dead now ( car crash, so unrelated) He drove a 1.4 Astra. Any cyclists involved? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Are PB and Micheal Stipe the same person? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PB 4.2 Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Any cyclists involved? sadly not. 1 hour ago, throbber said: Are PB and Micheal Stipe the same person? Nope, but I do like Micheal Stipe and REM. I believe he has a solo album coming out next year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 9 hours ago, Michael Stipe said: I broke the record for the most onions diced in five minutes which was 3743. How about you? It's nice to see Scottish football has developed such a following abroad. Who's your big team, Michael, and are the rumours about yourself and Kurt Cobain true? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Most mohitos drunk in one evening coz I'm hard as f**k. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Have just checked the Guinness World Records website and according to that I am(along with 209 former colleagues) still a world record holder, so yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 3 minutes ago, Ross. said: Have just checked the Guinness World Records website and according to that I am(along with 209 former colleagues) still a world record holder, so yes. What was the record? Most tantalising post on an online message board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Just now, Cardinal Richelieu said: What was the record? Most tantalising post on an online message board? It's actually fairly mundane. http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-people-playing-swingball I only went for the drinking session that was following it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sugna Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 11 hours ago, PB 4.2 said: Steve Cram (who wasn't a fireman) welcomed a pacemaker. How soon people forget Tom Byers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlipperyP Posted December 8, 2017 Share Posted December 8, 2017 Most mohitos drunk in one evening coz I'm hard as f**k. My sister said you spewed at least 4 times before snogging her....no at record. She got better the night after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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