topcat(The most tip top) Posted January 16, 2018 Share Posted January 16, 2018 On 14/01/2018 at 23:56, Aim Here said: One posting for each Andy Goram. Cute! Jokes about multiple personality syndrome are fucking Hilarious Ludo is a total legend 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 =36. Bob Malcolm - 23 points. The ice cream man as he's now known had some career considering he was never very good. Although he was pretty much done as a player by 30, he had some crack at it. His time coaching down South was spent pushing Stephen Dobbie in the face before he and Ferguson had a bit of a nightmare at Clyde. A panic signing for Dundee, he was overweight and useless but then, when wasn't he useless? From signing autographs with 'f**k the pope' to his Twitter bio conveniently forgetting the fact he played for Cowdenbeath, the guy has had an 'interesting' career. Best moment? Probably helping Derby get to the EPL. Fair fucks to him, that's a decent achievement. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 5 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: =36. Bob Malcolm - 23 points. The ice cream man as he's now known had some career considering he was never very good. Although he was pretty much done as a player by 30, he had some crack at it. His time coaching down South was spent pushing Stephen Dobbie in the face before he and Ferguson had a bit of a nightmare at Clyde. A panic signing for Dundee, he was overweight and useless but then, when wasn't he useless? From signing autographs with 'f**k the pope' to his Twitter bio conveniently forgetting the fact he played for Cowdenbeath, the guy has had an 'interesting' career. Best moment? Probably helping Derby get to the EPL. Fair fucks to him, that's a decent achievement. The c**t’s c**t! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 You forgot his excellent driving record 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumpweed Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 I've not read the previous 22 pages but Fernando Ricksen must be quite high up there? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darren Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 1 hour ago, dumpweed said: I've not read the previous 22 pages but Fernando Ricksen must be quite high up there? There's another 30-odd to go. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 50 minutes ago, Darren said: There's another 30-odd to go. It’s frightening to think that there’s potentially been over thirty worsecunts in Scottish Football than Bob Malcolm over the years... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted January 18, 2018 Author Share Posted January 18, 2018 =36. James Forrest - 23 points. Mr. Nae Neck sharing a place with Bob Malcolm. Feel bad for the boy so I won't say anymore. Best moment? Mark Wotte describing him as 'the light in the darkness' of Scottish football. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 My favourite Bob Malcolm moment I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RussellAnderson Posted January 18, 2018 Share Posted January 18, 2018 51 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: =36. James Forrest - 23 points. Mr. Nae Neck sharing a place with Bob Malcolm. Feel bad for the boy so I won't say anymore. Best moment? Mark Wotte describing him as 'the light in the darkness' of Scottish football. yaaaaas f**k the c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 9 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: =36. James Forrest - 23 points. Mr. Nae Neck sharing a place with Bob Malcolm. Feel bad for the boy so I won't say anymore. Best moment? Mark Wotte describing him as 'the light in the darkness' of Scottish football. I hate that wee p***k. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrshire_nomad Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 =36. James Forrest - 23 points. Mr. Nae Neck sharing a place with Bob Malcolm. Feel bad for the boy so I won't say anymore. Best moment? Mark Wotte describing him as 'the light in the darkness' of Scottish football. His best moment would be exposing his genitals, did he get on the register for that? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiepiemuncher Posted January 19, 2018 Share Posted January 19, 2018 =36. James Forrest - 23 points. Mr. Nae Neck sharing a place with Bob Malcolm. Feel bad for the boy so I won't say anymore. Best moment? Mark Wotte describing him as 'the light in the darkness' of Scottish football. What is it with that neck, I’ve never seen another human being with such a tiny neck. Apart from....... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ludo*1 Posted January 22, 2018 Author Share Posted January 22, 2018 35. Keith Lasley - 24 points. Never got the hate for Lasley. Dirty wee player that didn't have the most ability, but fulfilled his role as a water carrier at Motherwell for years. Short wee stints with Plymouth and Blackpool interrupted his long career at 'Well. Not much more to add. Best moment? Meh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
madmitch Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 8 minutes ago, Ludo*1 said: 35. Keith Lasley - 24 points. Never got the hate for Lasley. Dirty wee player that didn't have the most ability, but fulfilled his role as a water carrier at Motherwell for years. Short wee stints with Plymouth and Blackpool interrupted his long career at 'Well. Not much more to add. Best moment? Meh. Keith Lasley for me falls into the category of player that you would have loved at your own club. Aye he could put himself about a bit but a hate figure, nah. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieThomas Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 You know sometimes a player makes an absolute ****ing shocker of a challenge and just holds their hands up and walks straight off the park with zero fuss? Well, Lasley is the kind of c**t that would be screaming in the lifeless body's ear to get up. I'm not sure if that means I like him or not, though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert Amusing Pseudonym Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 59 minutes ago, madmitch said: Keith Lasley for me falls into the category of player that you would have loved at your own club. Aye he could put himself about a bit but a hate figure, nah. I can only presume you support someone shite, like Aberdeen. The thought of Lasley disgracing the maroon is frankly nauseating. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 1 hour ago, Ludo*1 said: 35. Keith Lasley - 24 points. Never got the hate for Lasley. Dirty wee player that didn't have the most ability, but fulfilled his role as a water carrier at Motherwell for years. Short wee stints with Plymouth and Blackpool interrupted his long career at 'Well. Not much more to add. Best moment? Meh. I see why other folks would think he was a dirty water carrier. Lasley was a great player and would have walked into any diddy team. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 45 minutes ago, Busta Nut said: Lasley was a great player and would have walked into any diddy team. Probably because he seriously injured his fellow midfielders in training. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted January 22, 2018 Share Posted January 22, 2018 2 hours ago, Ludo*1 said: his role as a water carrier 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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