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24 minutes ago, jagfox99 said:

You can't beat a good coup match. Anyway is Bob going to work full time for QotS now?

Not a good week for him. Out of the Challenge Cup to TNS, and now under house arrest meaning he misses the weekend Scottish Cup game at Montrose.

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4 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

It never ends well for the evil dictator when he's finally overthrown, we all know what happens next.

'Please stay tuned after 'The Alex Salmond Show' for the premiere of 'Tonight, with Bob Mugabe' only on Russia Today'

I think  'Mid Mornings with Mugabe'  has a nice ring to it where Mugabe has a light heart chat with various guests about  the evils of the white man and cricket.

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3 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

In his new life as a mainstream UK tv star,Mugabe to go on Who Do You Think You Are. Turns out to be Granny Danger’s long lost twin.

Mugabe on Countryfile, explaining to Bernard Matthews how the state now owns his farm and why it's being run by a group of youths from Brixton.

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10 minutes ago, MONKMAN said:

Speaking of well dressed dressed dictators, no better than the Colonel.

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Gaddafi with his military chic, Castro rocking the Adidas tracksuit swag and whatever the f**k Mugabe was putting on. Can't deny yer Marxist dictators don't know how to style themselves.

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Although much further to the right than these African lads, our own Theresa May follows the dictat that if you’re an insane, power crazed leader, dressing well can disguise a multitude of sins, such as a heart blacker than a black hole in a galaxy far, far away.

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10 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

Mugabe on Countryfile, explaining to Bernard Matthews how the state now owns his farm and why it's being run by a group of youths from Brixton.

Mugabe replaces Jeremy Vine on Radio 2. Incidences of tiresome callers being mysteriously thrown from a helicopter 5,000ft over Luton increase rapidly. 

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12 minutes ago, NotThePars said:

 

Gaddafi with his military chic, Castro rocking the Adidas tracksuit swag and whatever the f**k Mugabe was putting on. Can't deny yer Marxist dictators don't know how to style themselves.

Jezza probably needs to have a quick reread of Das Kapital to bring himself up to speed.

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13 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

Although much further to the right than these African lads, our own Theresa May follows the dictat that if you’re an insane, power crazed leader, dressing well can disguise a multitude of sins, such as a heart blacker than a black hole in a galaxy far, far away.

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She literally looks like a general in the First Order. If she quits now she can take a starring role in the next Star Wars movie.

2 minutes ago, Henderson to deliver ..... said:

Jezza probably needs to have a quick reread of Das Kapital to bring himself up to speed.

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Man's not hot, I agree. Maybe we can get his grime fans like JME and Stormzy in to style him more suitably.

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4 hours ago, ICTChris said:

The army appear to have ousted the Zanu PF government in Zimbabew, with armoured vehicles patrolling the streets in Harare

ZanuPF are still in charge, just a different wing of the party. They moved one group who were out to replace Mugabwe and will be likely putting in  some of their own people. 

This however might lead to some more freedoms and a partial return to democracy. 

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