Darvel Pie Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Darvel Juniors FC invite applications for the position of team manager .Anyone interested in the position please send your details and contact number to john@browningsbakers.com Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ardenvohr6 Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Said Simple Simon to the Pieman“Let me see your wares.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savedbyhay Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Said Simple Simon to the Pieman "What have you got there?" Pies, ya silly c**t Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ubidizzy Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Really!! stop making pure c**t of yourself you have obviously sorted something out before you sacked paddy I was told on Monday it was happening but hoped it was wrong shame on you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ardeerultra Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Team doing well his wee pie heed starts thinking, Sack the manager bring in somebody to get us in the premier. Dough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Who would apply to coach that shambles of a club? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvel legend Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 47 minutes ago, .Stuart. said: Who would apply to coach that shambles of a club? Aye n the good Ship meadow are sailing along fine ha ha ha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savedbyhay Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 At least we have respect for our players, unlike Darvel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darvel legend Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 3 minutes ago, savedbyhay said: At least we have respect for our players, unlike Darvel. N when did u become an expert in all things Darvel ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
savedbyhay Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 This is the respect the Darvel players get from their chairman.... Half of you are diddies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lang Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 Hello there, My names Mark Roberts and I would like to apply for the job last week. Darvel Legend tells me you only have half a team fit for purpose so i'm arranging to have Dalry's park flooded and the showers broken (Ive taken advice from Kilsyth about that) so as to give me time to sign 3 or 4 decent players so we can go on to win the league and the West. Not interested in the Ayrshire as it's a diddy cup. We can arrange to have the crowd at Dalry counted so we don't get diddled out of the gate receipts and that way I can add another couple of superstars for the bench. Meanwhile I think the Chairman's idea of changing the name to Darveleck Talbot is spot on in preparation for us dominating the junior scene for the foreseeable future. Thank you for this opportunity, I never imagined managing such a big club at such a tender age. Brill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted November 9, 2017 Share Posted November 9, 2017 N when did u become an expert in all things Darvel ? What charity was your sponsored silence for mate? You lasted quite a while you must’ve made a fair bit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Stuart. Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Aye n the good Ship meadow are sailing along fine ha ha ha Absolutely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krfc 10 Posted November 10, 2017 Share Posted November 10, 2017 Who would apply to coach that shambles of a club? A think Darvel [emoji348][emoji773] should apply, he knows his stuff [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skinnymalinkylonglegs Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, Football crazy 09 said: I've been thinking about the situation at Darvel now that my tip has decided he's not interested. Wee Noddy (Graeme Neil) has good junior experience and while he might not be able to attract experienced players, his youth contacts with Ayr United and bonnyton should see a plentiful supply of young talent. Meanwhile I think the club should appoint Big Kenny as interim mananger as he's no one of the magnificent seven and looks good in a tracksuit. Failing that, Gordon Strachan is available and would see eye to eye with the wee pie heid. interesting to say the least,a talbot legend took the training last night along with a mr strachan but it wisny gordon,has wee pie heed got a master plan? time will tell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andy25 Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 interesting to say the least,a talbot legend took the training last night along with a mr strachan but it wisny gordon,has wee pie heed got a master plan? time will tell. Ross Findlay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerner Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Ross is happy to help out and take training as his boy is there, but not interested in any job, just happy watching his boy playing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayrshirejuniors Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Johns main reason for letting paddy go was that he could not attract big names to the club. So would the guy from bonnyton be the answer proberley not. i really think we need someone who has good contacts in the game and is also a tried and tested manager. The adl has many a good manager. I would personally like to see the Irvine vics manager get the chance. or even carlo who has in the past has proven he can build teams from scratch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimbaxters Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 So just for the sake of clarity, was Paddy sacked because Roberts was lined up, but then he backed out? If that’s true then hell mend the chairman. However, if I’m wrong, and if promotion is such a priority, leaving yourself with no manager, even for one match, is utter folly. Ergo, hell mend him in that case too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommyboy Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 48 minutes ago, jimbaxters said: So just for the sake of clarity, was Paddy sacked because Roberts was lined up, but then he backed out? If that’s true then hell mend the chairman. However, if I’m wrong, and if promotion is such a priority, leaving yourself with no manager, even for one match, is utter folly. Ergo, hell mend him in that case too! Meanwhile,it looks like the chairman has been occupied elsewhere as..in a very fetching hairnet... he is currently extolling the virtues of his pies,tattie scones,etc. in a cheeky wee ad on STV. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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