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Pornstar Chuck Williams, who allegedly featured in some of the material found on the Senior Tory’s laptop, told us, “When you go into this job, you don’t expect to end up being linked in any way to the sordid underbelly of society that is the Conservative party.

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http://newsthump.com/2017/12/01/pornographers-seek-to-distance-themselves-from-senior-conservatives/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork

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8 hours ago, welshbairn said:

What's it got to do with the cops if Damian Green had legal porn on his laptop, and are they not bound by confidentiality rules, retired or not? Him being a slimy toerag is another matter.

Mastur-gate...

 

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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42448314
So asking your assistant to go to a sex shop and buy vibrators is not a breach of the Ministerial code.  Who knew?
 


Making a female aid, who you have called 'sugar tits', go into a sex shop to buy a vibrator isn't sexual misconduct? Ffs.

The only satisfying thing about this story is that an MP too embarrassed to go into a sex shop to buy a vibrator has now been publicly outed as someone who wanted a vibrator, which I'm sure he finds very embarrassing.
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Toby Young wrote an article about how nobody turned up to his stag-do and went on television and argued that David Cameron sticking his dick in a dead pig "reflected well on the prime minister" the man is a walking self-own.

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6 minutes ago, DublinMagyar said:
12 minutes ago, Crùbag said:
I wonder if the only impediment to Fred West getting a cabinet position is being dead? Pestminster is rotten to the core.
 
 
 

Would be great as housing Minister. Would reduce homelessness everyday he's in office.

His housing would be a tad subterranean though. But still arousing to Toby Young no doubt.

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3 hours ago, NotThePars said:

Toby Young wrote an article about how nobody turned up to his stag-do and went on television and argued that David Cameron sticking his dick in a dead pig "reflected well on the prime minister" the man is a walking self-own.

Teresa wasn't aware though. She needs some people around her who aren't terrified to tell her stuff  or are toadying wankers. That's alright though. 

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