philpy Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Two Middle Aged women behind me in the queue in boots tonight - "ye'd be better with the dearer sanitary towels, they cheap wans are no good fir heavy bleeding" "ahh, they'll dae, its Money saved" . Thank f**k I'd already paid for my sandwich, as I felt a bit queasy after hearing that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Two Middle Aged women behind me in the queue in boots tonight - "ye'd be better with the dearer sanitary towels, they cheap wans are no good fir heavy bleeding" "ahh, they'll dae, its Money saved" . Thank f**k I'd already paid for my sandwich, as I felt a bit queasy after hearing that. You told the story 4 hours ago albeit in less detail. The smell of menstruation clearly made you delusional. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Ah, I didn't think the post had came up, as I had been having problems with the app on my phone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jambomo Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 Two Middle Aged women behind me in the queue in boots tonight - "ye'd be better with the dearer sanitary towels, they cheap wans are no good fir heavy bleeding" "ahh, they'll dae, its Money saved" . Thank f**k I'd already paid for my sandwich, as I felt a bit queasy after hearing that. What’s wrong with that? Sound consumer advice there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 43 minutes ago, philpy said: Two Middle Aged women behind me in the queue in boots tonight - "ye'd be better with the dearer sanitary towels, they cheap wans are no good fir heavy bleeding" "ahh, they'll dae, its Money saved" . Thank f**k I'd already paid for my sandwich, as I felt a bit queasy after hearing that. The sandwich would have been useless and messy unless it was a panini. You should have listened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted November 15, 2017 Share Posted November 15, 2017 In Bali airport in September, sitting in the Bar in departures. An Australian couple having a bit of a heated argument at the table beside us. The girl was crying and clearly emotional and upset with the man speaking in a rather aggressive tone, the conversation went something like; Her - “So why did you do it”Him - “Because you made me do it”Her - “I didn’t make you kiss her”Him - “This is exactly why I did it, you never stop moaning at me” They left shortly after, before I turned to my girlfriend and said words to the effect of “I can’t believe she moans that much he had to go and kiss another girl, poor guy”I genuinely thought she was was going to stab me with the fork she had in her hand. I got about 4 hours of silent treatment on the flight home, which was a bonus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 two auld punters at the City v Cowden game "aye, his last cruise was around the Arctic.. I said, what was it like?" "John" he said "it wasn't as cold as North Berwick..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unleash The Nade Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Recently at Wetherspoons in Edinburgh airport Man : Twa white wines neebur Barman : Do you want Savignon or Chardonnay? Man :: Naw, nane o that fancy shite mate , just twa white Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Outside a shoe shop in Inverurie; Old woman 1; That's rare Shoes. Old woman 2; Aye, thats yon Brothel creepers. Old woman 1; 'Ats right aye, I mind eh Brothel creepers fae a lang time ago. I could'nt believe my ears, 2 old wifys, talking about shoes that helped you silently sneak round houses of ill repute. Turns out thats what the shoes were actually called! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, johnnydun said: Outside a shoe shop in Inverurie; Old woman 1; That's rare Shoes. Old woman 2; Aye, thats yon Brothel creepers. Old woman 1; 'Ats right aye, I mind eh Brothel creepers fae a lang time ago. I could'nt believe my ears, 2 old wifys, talking about shoes that helped you silently sneak round houses of ill repute. Turns out thats what the shoes were actually called! Everybody knows that. As worn by teddy boys in the fifties (Granny Danger and Jacksgranda). Revived in the 70s by punks (me). I didn't like the blue ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Overheard some old boy in Molly Malones in Stirling on Monday mentioning how Magees wife had took him back. Nipped in with a paper for a couple of pints after having to go to the bank and was waiting ages to get served at the bar. Older boy talking to a younger couple about Celtic, how he used to be the bus DJ for years then started going on about Vinnies bar in the Raploch and then my ears p***ked up when I heard something about a Darren who's wife has took him back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Overheard some old boy in Molly Malones in Stirling on Monday mentioning how Magees wife had took him back. Nipped in with a paper for a couple of pints after having to go to the bank and was waiting ages to get served at the bar. Older boy talking to a younger couple about Celtic, how he used to be the bus DJ for years then started going on about Vinnies bar in the Raploch and then my ears p***ked up when I heard something about a Darren who's wife has took him back. It's Daz. Ffs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 It's Daz. Ffs I don't care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 1 hour ago, BigMartyn86 said: Overheard some old boy in Molly Malones in Stirling on Monday mentioning how Magees wife had took him back. Nipped in with a paper for a couple of pints after having to go to the bank and was waiting ages to get served at the bar. Older boy talking to a younger couple about Celtic, how he used to be the bus DJ for years then started going on about Vinnies bar in the Raploch and then my ears p***ked up when I heard something about a Darren who's wife has took him back. Was it Tony? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigMartyn86 Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Was it Tony? The old boy then gave the couple a copy of The Irish Times to take away to give to someone they knew but he put it inside a copy of The Telegraph. Bizarre thing to do unless he was pinching it from the pub and wanted to hide it. It was the only thing I could think of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 3 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Everybody knows that. As worn by teddy boys in the fifties (Granny Danger and Jacksgranda). Revived in the 70s by punks (me). I didn't like the blue ones. Had a pair like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 38 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Had a pair like this. Surprised the golf club would let you go on the greens with those.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigdel6cans Posted November 26, 2017 Share Posted November 26, 2017 Watching the grandkids overnight and my son arrives to pick them up and here the wife saying to him "do you want some breakfast" him "yes" her "dont tell yer da, he made his own" I cos im up a fevking ladder decorating ya *unt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Overheard phone call in work's canteen. "Hi, I got a card through my door on Friday, from Falkirk Council, saying I'd been visited about a problem neighbour issue. I don't have any problem neighbours?" ^^^ problem neighbour found^^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted April 12, 2018 Share Posted April 12, 2018 In reference to quality of work being produced: "You could get away with that kind of thing ten years ago, but nowadays it just doesn't pass the mustard" Aye, I fucking hate it when products hog the condiments. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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