Hedgecutter Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Having just overheard the line "Have you ever had a massage where the person accidently slipped their finger up your arse?" whilst on the train, please enlighten me about other strange conversations have you may have had the pleasure or misfortune of overhearing lately. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 9 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: Having just overheard the line "Have you ever had a massage where the person accidently slipped their finger up your arse?" whilst on the train, please enlighten me about other strange conversations have you may have had the pleasure or misfortune of overhearing lately. "Accidentally" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brother Blades Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 I've given one of those types of massage before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 "Are you on H.R.T?" "Naw, income support" Can't remember where I read that, may well have been on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 "What is Neitszche? Is it German for Netflix?" - my mum Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oscar P Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 from a mobile phone conversation - "of course I give a shite about you" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnnydun Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Overheard a conversation on a bus in Aberdeen; Dad "(mumbles something)" Kid "Eh?" Dad "Don't say Eh, say Fit" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chomp my root Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Was on the end of my conversation being overheard. I used to do the 'Ciao thing' ironically, was on a train talking to a mate on the phone and finished off with a 'Ciao', a group of emo teens overheard and started smirking at me for it. I was caught between trying to explain and brazening it out. Took the moral high ground and pretended to ignore them, still felt a tit though for some reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Can't help but feel that the OP is just trying to get an answer to the "overheard" question. The more important question is, were you happy about it? If not, then call Digby Brown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bob the tank Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Can't help but feel that the OP is just trying to get an answer to the "overheard" question. The more important question is, were you happy about it? If not, then call Digby Brown. I wouldn't use them, as they are a laughing stock in the legal world from personal experience Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 1 minute ago, bob the tank said: I wouldn't use them, as they are a laughing stock in the legal world from personal experience They were the most vaguely anus-themed ambulance chasers I could come up with at short notice. Who would you recommend going to for an accident claim involving an unsolicited rectal probe? A friend asked, obviously. (@Hedgecutter) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enigma Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Heard a couple of Forfar fans at HT while switching ends yesterday.“Do you want a pie?”“Nah, I’ve already had six”Ya fat b...! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 "That's the last time I'm doing a punishment beating for the UDA, broke my baseball bat..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Three bitchy full time mummies outside the school - "aye, ye dae know her. Her wae the legs" "aw, HER!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 3 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: Three bitchy full time mummies outside the school - "aye, ye dae know her. Her wae the legs" "aw, HER!!" Wid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Equalizer Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 10 minutes ago, speccy1984 said: Wid I thought about this earlier but decided it wasn't funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
speccy1984 Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 Just now, The Equalizer said: I thought about this earlier but decided it wasn't funny. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 I heard magee was gay Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted October 30, 2017 Share Posted October 30, 2017 At Dens in the eighties, some hippy had patchouli oil on his denim jacket, Dee fan 1: "What's that smell? Dee fan 2: "Its that heavy metal eftershave" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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