dundeefc1783 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 Tesco are doing a 10p off a litre promotion if you spend more than 40 odd quid in the shop. Someone told me they always hike the price up first. They were doing that but it finished at the beginning of this month. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 27 minutes ago, dundeefc1783 said: They were doing that but it finished at the beginning of this month. I've got a voucher that runs out on the 17th. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedRob72 Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 C*nts who don't know how and when to use their full beam, especially at this time of year as the night's close in quickly. Every fuckin night on the way home from work! Ignorant bast*rds! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 C***s who try and avoid hitting animals on the road instead of staying in a straight line. I stayed in a straight line when a deer jumped out in front of me as i was going down the A1. Consequence, one written off Saab and one very dead deer.Animals with no road sense should not be allowed anywhere the highways and byways. Those that do are cu*ts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 23 minutes ago, Kmeister said: I stayed in a straight line when a deer jumped out in front of me as i was going down the A1. Consequence, one written off Saab and one very dead deer. Animals with no road sense should not be allowed anywhere the highways and byways. Those that do are dead cu*ts. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 14 minutes ago, Bairnardo said: Birds are the worst. Why the f**k do they walk across the road. The thick c***s can fly FFS The pheasants round my way get safely to the other lane and then decide to come back across... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Birds are the worst. Why the f**k do they walk across the road. The thick c***s can fly FFS 1 hour ago, Jacksgranda said: The pheasants round my way get safely to the other lane and then decide to come back across... Why did the chicken cross the road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 7 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: A few cars in the business park where I work have sprouted wheel clamps and big yellow stickers saying "Car Tax Unpaid" during this morning. c***s Off The Road for a little while. Anyone know the grace period you'll be allowed to not pay b4 the big clamp appears? For the record I pay mine DD 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted November 13, 2017 Share Posted November 13, 2017 1 hour ago, Boghead ranter said: Why did the chicken cross the road? Because they're too thick to fucking fly. Not sure that one will make it into many joke books tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 The Official Pie & Bovril Joke Book (tm) (Volume 1) Hurry and we might get it on the shelves before Christmas. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 6 minutes ago, nsr said: The Official Pie & Bovril Joke Book (tm) (Volume 1) Hurry and we might get it on the shelves before Christmas. OK! Why did the deviant cross the road? 'Cos he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 13 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Anyone know the grace period you'll be allowed to not pay b4 the big clamp appears? For the record I pay mine DD Aye, it's zippo. No tax, big clamp 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 I used to work in IT for the police and my car was parked at their HQ every day with an expired tax disc for about a week or two until I remembered to renew it. Talk about hiding in plain sight. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 7 minutes ago, nsr said: I used to work in IT for the police and my car was parked at their HQ every day with an expired tax disc for about a week or two until I remembered to renew it. Talk about hiding in plain sight. "Have you tried making it fall down the stairs?" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 Just now, Boghead ranter said: "Have you tried making it fall down the stairs?" That would have been less painful than having to support the IT systems they had in place. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LondonHMFC Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 16 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: The pheasants round my way get safely to the other lane and then decide to come back across... Pheasants are absolute mentalists. Towards the end of Summer, I was driving into work, came round a corner and there must have been at least 10-20 of the fuckers just stood in the road. A car was coming in the opposite direction, and I had a car behind me. They didn't even look like they were going to move, and I just sped through them, whatever I didn't kill the bloke behind did. Felt incredibly guilty about it for a good couple weeks as I drove that same stretch of road every day, and saw a baby Pheasant obviously on the lookout for it's parents. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 2 hours ago, whiskychimp said: Aye, it's zippo. No tax, big clamp What kind of coin to get it removed? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 (edited) 50 minutes ago, Gaz FFC said: What kind of coin to get it removed? I got clamped but returned to the car before they'd left. I was with my elderly dad so they let me pay it over the phone while they waited. Think it was the road tax owed plus a £50 fine. P.S. It's now £100 to get the clamp removed. Edited November 14, 2017 by welshbairn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 1 hour ago, LondonHMFC said: Pheasants are absolute mentalists. Towards the end of Summer, I was driving into work, came round a corner and there must have been at least 10-20 of the fuckers just stood in the road. A car was coming in the opposite direction, and I had a car behind me. They didn't even look like they were going to move, and I just sped through them, whatever I didn't kill the bloke behind did. Felt incredibly guilty about it for a good couple weeks as I drove that same stretch of road every day, and saw a baby Pheasant obviously on the lookout for it's parents. Be interesting to know what the correct response is in this scenario. I'd have probably reacted the same way, but what are the rules? If it had been a human being - emergency stop. A horse - same (to protect your vehicle in addition to prevent injuring the animal) A dog? Pretty sure you are required by law to stop. You could argue that the driver behind should be at a sufficient distance to react safely to the vehicle in front carrying out an emergency stop... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted November 14, 2017 Share Posted November 14, 2017 23 hours ago, Boghead ranter said: A few cars in the business park where I work have sprouted wheel clamps and big yellow stickers saying "Car Tax Unpaid" during this morning. c***s Off The Road for a little while. More cars clamped this morning, another pleasing day for @Granny Danger Of the cars clamped yesterday, all but one had had the clamp removed by the end of the day yesterday, and the last one by lunchtime today. Pretty effective tactic, though I look forward to bleating about 'heavy handed tactics' in this week's Falkirk Herald. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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