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2 minutes ago, mathematics said:

Lorry has fucked it - the dashed lines clearly show him/her how to get onto the middle lane.

WTF is the white bin lorry doing? The blue lorry was just following the inadequate road signs imo, you don't expect to suddenly have to cross one or two lanes of traffic if you're sitting in a lane marked for your destination, especially if you're new to the roundabout.

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WTF is the white bin lorry doing? The blue lorry was just following the inadequate road signs imo, you don't expect to suddenly have to cross one or two lanes of traffic if you're sitting in a lane marked for your destination, especially if you're new to the roundabout.
Harry Clarke IMO

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7 minutes ago, philpy said:
1 hour ago, welshbairn said:
WTF is the white bin lorry doing? The blue lorry was just following the inadequate road signs imo, you don't expect to suddenly have to cross one or two lanes of traffic if you're sitting in a lane marked for your destination, especially if you're new to the roundabout.

Harry Clarke IMO

Nah, it's still on the road...

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2 hours ago, Snobot said:

 

Can't quite understand what caused the confusion.

That's not my fault, that's your issue in not being able to comprehend that the word right has more than one meaning.

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1 hour ago, welshbairn said:

WTF is the white bin lorry doing? The blue lorry was just following the inadequate road signs imo, you don't expect to suddenly have to cross one or two lanes of traffic if you're sitting in a lane marked for your destination, especially if you're new to the roundabout.

Didn't even notice the bin lorry - also fucked it.

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The lorry's been in an accident and is stopped. Police have coned off behind it. Traffic is just moving past it.

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Was driving doen south last week & the amount of c###s who when you're in the 2nd lane overtaking  just sit brhind you then pass when you go bck into lane 1 instesd of just using lane 3 to overtake as it's empty is unreal, genuinely baffles me

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C*ntress’s on the road - was in front of a taxi, went through the lights at a major junction with roadworks just ahead. 2 lanes merging and I was just past the hatching, the taxi was in it but the traffic was clearly moving slowly and she would be clear of hatching in a matter of seconds. I let the car in front of me merge which seemed to provoke a massive heads gone explosion from said c*ntress, blasting on horn and flashing lights.

The traffic then stopped at the roadworks. There is a busy right hand turn coming the other way. I, not unreasonably one would think, decided to leave a gap to allow oncoming traffic to turn right, rather than blocking the gap  and causing a massive tailback in the other direction whilst the temporary traffic lights were at red in my direction. 

Cue a second major full beam horn blasting meltdown. Quite where she expected me to go or what advantage would be gained by advancing 10 yards and blocking the oncoming turning traffic in already stationary traffic is beyond me.

So if the hatchet faced simpleton with the mirror sun-glasses and the 40 - a - day coupon, driving in the vicinity of Byres Road this afternoon is reading this (and not already succumbed to a massive coronary), you, madam, are indeed a total c*nt.

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1 hour ago, Snobot said:

C*ntress’s on the road - was in front of a taxi, went through the lights at a major junction with roadworks just ahead. 2 lanes merging and I was just past the hatching, the taxi was in it but the traffic was clearly moving slowly and she would be clear of hatching in a matter of seconds. I let the car in front of me merge which seemed to provoke a massive heads gone explosion from said c*ntress, blasting on horn and flashing lights.

The traffic then stopped at the roadworks. There is a busy right hand turn coming the other way. I, not unreasonably one would think, decided to leave a gap to allow oncoming traffic to turn right, rather than blocking the gap  and causing a massive tailback in the other direction whilst the temporary traffic lights were at red in my direction. 

Cue a second major full beam horn blasting meltdown. Quite where she expected me to go or what advantage would be gained by advancing 10 yards and blocking the oncoming turning traffic in already stationary traffic is beyond me.

So if the hatchet faced simpleton with the mirror sun-glasses and the 40 - a - day coupon, driving in the vicinity of Byres Road this afternoon is reading this (and not already succumbed to a massive coronary), you, madam, are indeed a total c*nt.

Rules, rules - wid,  or wid not?

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43 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

Rules, rules - wid,  or wid not?

The leathery faced, raging old crone? It’s a no from me i’m afraid.

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16 hours ago, Snobot said:

C*ntress’s on the road - was in front of a taxi, went through the lights at a major junction with roadworks just ahead. 2 lanes merging and I was just past the hatching, the taxi was in it but the traffic was clearly moving slowly and she would be clear of hatching in a matter of seconds. I let the car in front of me merge which seemed to provoke a massive heads gone explosion from said c*ntress, blasting on horn and flashing lights.

The traffic then stopped at the roadworks. There is a busy right hand turn coming the other way. I, not unreasonably one would think, decided to leave a gap to allow oncoming traffic to turn right, rather than blocking the gap  and causing a massive tailback in the other direction whilst the temporary traffic lights were at red in my direction. 

Cue a second major full beam horn blasting meltdown. Quite where she expected me to go or what advantage would be gained by advancing 10 yards and blocking the oncoming turning traffic in already stationary traffic is beyond me.

So if the hatchet faced simpleton with the mirror sun-glasses and the 40 - a - day coupon, driving in the vicinity of Byres Road this afternoon is reading this (and not already succumbed to a massive coronary), you, madam, are indeed a total c*nt.

Why did you not flip her the bird to tip her over the edge?

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Just now, Dee Man said:

Why did you not flip her the bird to tip her over the edge?

I started with a Partridge shrug after the first volley of abuse which seemed to upset her even more, followed by the bird as we went our separate ways at the next junction. An angry and disturbed individual.

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I like blowing them a kiss. Works especially well against permaseething white van gammons.

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Heading out earlier, and where the blue line is in the pic, a car was sitting with its hazards on, causing traffic going either way to struggle to get past. I thought the car had broken down. No, the stupid fucking driver had parked there to go and buy a bottle of juice. Screenshot_20190924_202641_com.android.gallery3d.jpeg

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Shout out to all the c***s that put their foot on the brake at traffic lights instead of using the handbrake thereby almost blinding the driver behind them with their brake lights.

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I'm doing a road trip through Spain just now. Spanish c***s on the road are waaa-aay worse than our c***s. I'm going to have nightmares about roundabouts in Valencia for years.

 

Madrid tomorrow, hopefully they're good c***s on the road.

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The Spanish roundabout is one of life's great experiences.

The ones with zebra crossings on every exit can be particularly entertaining.

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Coming back from the school this morning, I'm on the main road, indicating right, car on the left hand side at the crossroads, indicating right. As I slow down to turn right, she pulls out right in front of me. Total idiot, I managed to stop, lucky she wasn't written off.

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Audi and BMW drivers.
Every time every damn time they drive like an asshole?

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