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The absolute reluctance of what seems like 99% of drivers to drive at 60mph when conditions permit. 

I know it's not mandatory but it seems like no fucker does it these days. But do they give you space to overtake? Do they f**k!!!! :angry: 

Kuntz the lot of them. 

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17 minutes ago, whiskychimp said:

c**t's who don't leave side roads clear when in queueing traffic

and block roundabouts

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c***s that drive brown Buicks, badly, very badly.

c***s that don't keep up with the traffic in front of them at 5pm when it's busy and then you get stuck at red lights because they fanny about so much. Fat middle-aged wimmin are the worst for this.

c***s that wait until they're 50 yards from their exit before barging across 4 or 5 lanes of traffic just to get off. Did you not see the sign 2 miles back ya gobshite!

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The boy racer c**t down the road from me. Half7 every night he zooms down the street revving his engine or overtaking the bus on the corner.

I hope he crashes and dies.

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Audi drivers

 

Thunderc**ts who think they have a divine right to the road and go as fast as they can everywhere.

 

Mexican standoffs at mini roundabouts

 

Bawbags who race you to traffic calming measures to get through when you have right of way and actually pass you on part of road that is down to one lane.

 

Just everything about supermarket car parks. Where apparently the Highway Code is not applicable.

 

Young drivers in shitty kitted up Corsa rattling about like it's Brands Hatch in 30 zones.

 

People who do 30 on a 50/60 zone.

 

Fat orbs in 4x4s.

 

Women in 4x4s.

 

Guys in Warrior, etc type pickups. Who clearly are compensating for something.

 

 

 

 

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37 minutes ago, Father Ted said:

Audi drivers

 

Thunderc**ts who think they have a divine right to the road and go as fast as they can everywhere.

 

Mexican standoffs at mini roundabouts

 

Bawbags who race you to traffic calming measures to get through when you have right of way and actually pass you on part of road that is down to one lane.

 

Just everything about supermarket car parks. Where apparently the Highway Code is not applicable.

 

Young drivers in shitty kitted up Corsa rattling about like it's Brands Hatch in 30 zones.

 

People who do 30 on a 50/60 zone.

 

Fat orbs in 4x4s.

 

Women in 4x4s.

 

Guys in Warrior, etc type pickups. Who clearly are compensating for something.

 

 

 

 

Depending on the time of day, I can get caught up in one of these coming home from work.

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On 10/22/2017 at 12:32, Tynieness said:

 

And finally truck drivers that insist on overtaking another truck and proceed to hold you up for at least a mile. 

 

On 10/22/2017 at 12:42, 8MileBU said:


Fucking this! Made even more infuriating if it’s on a hill or even the most minor of inclines,

 

 

Very much this, especially coming off the Raith heading to Bellshill, where there's always some fucker in a truck decides to be a hero before finding out that nothing heavier than a transit is accelerating up the hill. Always ends up with two trucks side by side crawling at 40 with queues behind.

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Dunno if this is c***s on the road or c***s working on the road. But the cretins that decided to close the entire southbound A82 through Dumbarton at the weekend need a swift kick in the pie! 3 hours to travel 1/2 mile? C***s of the highest order!

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