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c***s that don't acknowledge manners in letting them into a space in traffic. Should be sent to fucking gulags full of scorpions and landmines.

c***s that Chuck stuff out their window.

I'd back up the average speed Shite between Aberdeen and Dundee if I was still living there, what a fucking joke.

Also c***s who dither like f**k when the lights change, not paying attention. Get off your phone you knob, if you're expecting serious news, go park up somewhere and stop fucking delaying me.

Yip to all of that. Add in people you nip into the space that I leave between myself and the vehicle in front.

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50 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

Don't have a motor here yet although my Fiesta is still at my parents needing sold. Can't wait to get wheels here, soon hopefully but a bit nervous about driving on the right to begin with.

Try driving on the left and report back to us...

^^^C***s on the internet for that sort of pish..

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My biggest hate is the absolute c###s who come off a roundabout turning left and don't indicate when you have had to stop. Absoluteky enrages me. I want to follow and kill them

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My biggest hate is the absolute c###s who come off a roundabout turning left and don't indicate when you have had to stop. Absoluteky enrages me. I want to follow and kill them

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No idea what they do to their motor, but the bellends that drive around sounding like their exhaust is totally fucked  when they accelerate. Perhaps about one in fifty has got a totally fucked exhaust right enough...

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The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er
The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you
Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe

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1 hour ago, capybara said:


Yip to all of that. Add in people you nip into the space that I leave between myself and the vehicle in front.

This.

The c***s turn the roads into a game of fucking Tetris.

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19 minutes ago, Sonsrock said:

The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er
The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you
Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe

And what about his car?

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It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine.

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I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it.

Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out.

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4 minutes ago, Estragon said:

I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it.

Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out.

If you've got 3 lanes and a queue of lorries on the inside lane, even with gaps,there's nothing wrong with it imo. (I realise 3 lanes are a prerequisite but hogging the outside lane on a dual carriageway is always unacceptable)

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Peeps who get upset about cars are c***s. 

Our great grandparents would barely have seen a car, let alone driven one.  How many of us have called our great grandad a c**t?

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55 minutes ago, Tony Ferrino said:

Peeps who get upset about cars are c***s. 

Our great grandparents would barely have seen a car, let alone driven one.  How many of us have called our great grandad a c**t?

Whit?

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4 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

 


Aye! Nae bother, I'll just adjust my speed accordingly (aka brake) to let this Audi/Beamer f**k in because he's too fucking retarded to have noticed the lane closure signs for the past 4 miles. Hate those c***s.

 

Folk like you are the c***s

People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so.

WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane.

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11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

Folk like you are the c***s

People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so.

WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane.

This, it's called Zipper merging and people don't do it.   Here in Canada it's a big problem, people think they are being polite by merging early (we like to be polite) but really it just makes things worse.  

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I have overtaken the same car 4 times on a stretch of the A96.

I set cruise control to 77 and roll along. Pass a car and pull in, so they get all upset, speed up overtake me and  then pull in and slow down, so I catch up and overtake again and repeat, and repeat. At no time have I changed speed.

King Street north in Aberdeen has a no right turn sign for Urquahart Road, ignored.

An indicator is that, an indication that you want to do something, not a give way to me now fuckers as some people on dual carriageways and motorways think as the join the road or change lane.

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It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine.

^^^needs funds for police night out imo

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