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Solve this by sticking to the rules regarding right of way. People behind you will appreciate it, even if they don't give you a wee wave or blind you by flashing their lights on your face.

Not waving should be a criminal offence

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Just now, Heart of Northern said:


Not waving should be a criminal offence

I'd rather fore go the wave and they just concentrated on driving.

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I'd rather fore go the wave and they just concentrated on driving.

Haha fair point but surely this is linked to my previous post about c***s that grip the wheel with both hands like it's going to explode if they take both hands of it?!

 

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I was taught to keep both hands on the wheel when learning to drive. Although I can't recall how I was supposed to execute hand signals...

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1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said:

I was taught to keep both hands on the wheel when learning to drive. Although I can't recall how I was supposed to execute hand signals...

How much did you pay the guy with the red flag running in front?

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1 minute ago, Jacksgranda said:

I was taught to keep both hands on the wheel when learning to drive. Although I can't recall how I was supposed to execute hand signals...

Someone walked in front of you waving a flag. They still do where you live,  come to think of it.

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c***s that are late for work doing about 200 mph in a 30mph at 7.30 in the morning when the roads are quiet, leave 5 minutes earlier ya fucking lazy c**t

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11 minutes ago, welshbairn said:

How much did you pay the guy with the red flag running in front?

That was the driving school's responsibility. You youngsters know f*** all, I blame the skools.

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13 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

Someone walked in front of you waving a flag. They still do where you live,  come to think of it.

Only on certain days of the year.

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Id like to add c***s that move to the left before turning right like they're driving a fucking hgv. And when it's dark, c***s that sit at traffic lights with their foot on the brake and blind the driver behind. I always use the handbrake and never have any problem getting away as soon as the lights change.

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C***s that can’t use the lomondgate roundabout on the A82 in Dumbarton. It’s not hard. It’s the same as any other roundabout but seems to be a free for all with regards to lanes! It’s not as if they have lane markings or anything! Stay in your own lane c***s! Never a day goes by that I pass it without numerous horns going off

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Boy racers with cars lowered about 2mm off the ground. Funny as f**k watching them trying to go over speed bumps however.

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c***s that don't acknowledge manners in letting them into a space in traffic. Should be sent to fucking gulags full of scorpions and landmines.

c***s that Chuck stuff out their window.

I'd back up the average speed Shite between Aberdeen and Dundee if I was still living there, what a fucking joke.

Also c***s who dither like f**k when the lights change, not paying attention. Get off your phone you knob, if you're expecting serious news, go park up somewhere and stop fucking delaying me.

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1 minute ago, Stellaboz said:

c***s that don't acknowledge manners in letting them into a space in traffic. Should be sent to fucking gulags full of scorpions and landmines.

c***s that Chuck stuff out their window.

I'd back up the average speed Shite between Aberdeen and Dundee if I was still living there, what a fucking joke.

Also c***s who dither like f**k when the lights change, not paying attention. Get off your phone you knob, if you're expecting serious news, go park up somewhere and stop fucking delaying me.

Have you tested your car's maximum speed on the autobahn yet?

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Don't have a motor here yet although my Fiesta is still at my parents needing sold. Can't wait to get wheels here, soon hopefully but a bit nervous about driving on the right to begin with.

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47 minutes ago, Stellaboz said:

c***s that don't acknowledge manners in letting them into a space in traffic. Should be sent to fucking gulags full of scorpions and landmines.

c***s that Chuck stuff out their window.

I'd back up the average speed Shite between Aberdeen and Dundee if I was still living there, what a fucking joke.

Also c***s who dither like f**k when the lights change, not paying attention. Get off your phone you knob, if you're expecting serious news, go park up somewhere and stop fucking delaying me.

I usually do 77 on the Dundee Aberdeen road, slowing down to 72 won't be a big deal TBH.

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