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The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er
The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you
Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe

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19 minutes ago, Sonsrock said:

The c***t at Kilbowie roundabout in the X5 (no surprises there) who thinks red lights don’t include him who pulled out in front of me earlier, that was me calling you a f****n w****er
The c***t with the blue golf who runs around here at all hours with the exhaust that sounds like a 747, you made the mistake of coming out in daylight hours and I spotted you
Now that the dark evenings are here I can hunt you down and ram a bag of Roosters up yer old scrappers pipe

And what about his car?

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It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine.

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I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it.

Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out.

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4 minutes ago, Estragon said:

I'm concerned that I might be a middle lane c**t. I've never really understood the controversy about it, or what's dangerous or annoying about it.

Ultimately I'm worried that I'm unwittingly cunting the f**k out.

If you've got 3 lanes and a queue of lorries on the inside lane, even with gaps,there's nothing wrong with it imo. (I realise 3 lanes are a prerequisite but hogging the outside lane on a dual carriageway is always unacceptable)

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4 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

 


Aye! Nae bother, I'll just adjust my speed accordingly (aka brake) to let this Audi/Beamer f**k in because he's too fucking retarded to have noticed the lane closure signs for the past 4 miles. Hate those c***s.

 

Folk like you are the c***s

People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so.

WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane.

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11 minutes ago, invergowrie arab said:

Folk like you are the c***s

People should use both lanes until the last hundred yards or so.

WTF is the point in 2 miles of traffic queued in one lane.

This, it's called Zipper merging and people don't do it.   Here in Canada it's a big problem, people think they are being polite by merging early (we like to be polite) but really it just makes things worse.  

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I have overtaken the same car 4 times on a stretch of the A96.

I set cruise control to 77 and roll along. Pass a car and pull in, so they get all upset, speed up overtake me and  then pull in and slow down, so I catch up and overtake again and repeat, and repeat. At no time have I changed speed.

King Street north in Aberdeen has a no right turn sign for Urquahart Road, ignored.

An indicator is that, an indication that you want to do something, not a give way to me now fuckers as some people on dual carriageways and motorways think as the join the road or change lane.

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It pisses me off how much people suddenly break at speed cameras and slow traffic. Your speedometers are always a bit higher and there's also plenty of tolerance in the normal cameras to sit at the speed limit comfortably without fear of getting a fine.

^^^needs funds for police night out imo
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The absolute reluctance of what seems like 99% of drivers to drive at 60mph when conditions permit. 

I know it's not mandatory but it seems like no fucker does it these days. But do they give you space to overtake? Do they f**k!!!! :angry: 

Kuntz the lot of them. 

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