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20 minutes ago, Loonytoons said:

Taxi drivers are often the worst.

There was a new mini-roundabout placed in our town where a t-junction used to be.

The taxi driver went straight over as if it was still the old t-junction with a car coming from his right.

When I asked why he didn't wait he stated mini-roundabouts don't count.

There are mini roundabouts in Inverness so small that you'd need the turning circle of a wheelbarrow to go round them properly.

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2 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

What are people’s thoughts on drivers on the motorway who go start speeding to overtake a car only to fire back across them because they are about to exit at the junction a few 109 yards away?

Why not just sit behind that car for another few seconds and exit the motorway sensibly?

See also ones that scream up behind you in the middle lane and then proceed undertake you when the lane to your right is clear.

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2 minutes ago, Todd_is_God said:

See also ones that scream up behind you in the middle lane and then proceed undertake you when the lane to your right is clear.

So the inside lane is clear and you're sitting in the overtaking lane?

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8 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said:

So the inside lane is clear and you're sitting in the overtaking lane?

No, there are a queue of lorries and slower moving vehicles in it. Spaced out slightly, but no need or point of going in and out like a dick every 15 seconds or so to overtake them.

No reason for the c**t speeding behind to undertake either.

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49 minutes ago, TxRover said:

Gotta go semi-auto these days…more rounds, quicker reload.

 

Naah...

Billy (Sundance Kid) Anchor will soon take care of anyone trying to get out of paying for their pizza deliery, with this baby.

 

Image result for colt single action gun how many bullets

 

 

 

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18 hours ago, IrishBhoy said:

Glasgow Airport taxi drivers must intentionally drive like complete and utter fannies, there is no other explanation for it.
 

Was in the inside lane of the M8 approaching the slip road where traffic from the airport merges on, and spotted one of the white Airport taxis about 3/4 of the way up the slip road, but going roughly half the speed I was doing. Even though there was no need for me to do this, I slowed down slightly and pulled over to the middle, allowing him to merge in to a clear lane. With him on my inside and me in the middle lane a couple of car lengths back, I started to accelerate in order to overtake. For reasons that I still can’t fathom, and with no cars in front of him, he pulls out in to the middle leaving about a foot between us. I genuinely don’t think the guy even knew I was there, and just decided that with an empty motorway he was going to saunter along in the middle lane. This is a person who drives for a living and has absolutely no idea how a motorway works, and doesn’t feel the need to look around him to check for other vehicles when changing lanes. I see these white airport taxis regularly where I stay and they are a genuine danger to life. 

The white taxis from Glasgow airport are top contenders for thee biggest c***s on the road. They make black hacks look like the soundest c***s in the world. 

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20 hours ago, Scotty Tunbridge said:

What are people’s thoughts on drivers on the motorway who go start speeding to overtake a car only to fire back across them because they are about to exit at the junction a few 109 yards away?

Why not just sit behind that car for another few seconds and exit the motorway sensibly?

The only reason I don't hope that the manoeuvre ends in fiery death for them is that they would inevitably take an innocent party with them.

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40 minutes ago, thistledo said:

The white taxis from Glasgow airport are top contenders for thee biggest c***s on the road. They make black hacks look like the soundest c***s in the world. 

A few years back I landed at Glasgow Airport at about 1am in mid January, and without thinking jumped in one of the taxis sitting on the rank and said my address, which is no more than a 10 minute drive away and about a £12 quid fare :lol: the guy looked like he wanted to kill me and huffed and puffed as he pulled out the rank. A couple of seconds later he fully opened the front two windows, bearing in mind it was about -2, and drove the full way with the wind battering in towards me. He was obviously sitting there expecting a fare to Edinburgh or Newcastle, or at least somewhere that wasn’t round the corner from the airport, and this was his punishment for me making him rejoin the back of the queue. I actually found it quite funny tbh but I don’t think he did. 
 

I would usually phone a local taxi but I was with someone else who was going to Glasgow and he jumped in the taxi in front and I just jumped in the one behind without thinking. I’ve thought about doing it since just to see if I get the same reaction but I never have. 

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36 minutes ago, IrishBhoy said:

A few years back I landed at Glasgow Airport at about 1am in mid January, and without thinking jumped in one of the taxis sitting on the rank and said my address, which is no more than a 10 minute drive away and about a £12 quid fare :lol: the guy looked like he wanted to kill me and huffed and puffed as he pulled out the rank. A couple of seconds later he fully opened the front two windows, bearing in mind it was about -2, and drove the full way with the wind battering in towards me. He was obviously sitting there expecting a fare to Edinburgh or Newcastle, or at least somewhere that wasn’t round the corner from the airport, and this was his punishment for me making him rejoin the back of the queue. I actually found it quite funny tbh but I don’t think he did. 
 

I would usually phone a local taxi but I was with someone else who was going to Glasgow and he jumped in the taxi in front and I just jumped in the one behind without thinking. I’ve thought about doing it since just to see if I get the same reaction but I never have. 

I got 1 to take me from the airport to Gilmour St to catch the train one time. 

The guy was so fucking beeling he refused to take a payment from me.  Way to make a point.

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13 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

I got 1 to take me from the airport to Gilmour St to catch the train one time. 

The guy was so fucking beeling he refused to take a payment from me.  Way to make a point.

Highly recommend walking towards the rank, stopping briefly, then powering straight past to your cheaper pre-booked one

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49 minutes ago, IrishBhoy said:

A few years back I landed at Glasgow Airport at about 1am in mid January, and without thinking jumped in one of the taxis sitting on the rank and said my address, which is no more than a 10 minute drive away and about a £12 quid fare :lol: the guy looked like he wanted to kill me and huffed and puffed as he pulled out the rank. A couple of seconds later he fully opened the front two windows, bearing in mind it was about -2, and drove the full way with the wind battering in towards me. He was obviously sitting there expecting a fare to Edinburgh or Newcastle, or at least somewhere that wasn’t round the corner from the airport, and this was his punishment for me making him rejoin the back of the queue. I actually found it quite funny tbh but I don’t think he did. 
 

I would usually phone a local taxi but I was with someone else who was going to Glasgow and he jumped in the taxi in front and I just jumped in the one behind without thinking. I’ve thought about doing it since just to see if I get the same reaction but I never have. 

The thing is they don’t join the back of the queue. They get a fast track pass from the steward at the front when departing to a local job that allows them to move closer to front of queue on their return. 

They are still total cnuts.

The most miserable c***s if you stay local anywhere round Renfrewshire.

I will always call a local firm and get them to pick me up. 

Prices have increased considerably since you took that cab in my experience. 

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39 minutes ago, Boghead ranter said:

I got 1 to take me from the airport to Gilmour St to catch the train one time. 

The guy was so fucking beeling he refused to take a payment from me.  Way to make a point.

:lol: Excellent. To be fair if you don’t know a local taxi number and see a taxi rank infront of you it would make sense to use it. They’re not entitled to £40 quid fares every time someone gets in their motor. 

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28 minutes ago, Molotov said:

The thing is they don’t join the back of the queue. They get a fast track pass from the steward at the front when departing to a local job that allows them to move closer to front of queue on their return. 

I was actually told that by someone that used to work in the airport, but it doesn’t explain why they get so angry when you give them a local address. Sounds like this guy was trying to give me hyperthermia for no good reason then. 

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