dave258 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 58 minutes ago, Bold Rover said: Doesn't he know how dangerous a banana skin is? 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 Sitting in an Aviemore car park watching dozens of huge motor homes driving round trying to park or take up multiple spaces each when they do get parked. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 The video shows him steering with his elbows while peeling the banana, it's pretty bad. He launches the skin out the window which is a hanging offence in my book.Shocking, everyone knows you drive with your knees whilst peeling a banana. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross. Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 4 hours ago, GordonS said: The video shows him steering with his elbows while peeling the banana, it's pretty bad. He launches the skin out the window which is a hanging offence in my book. I've played enough Mario Kart to know how dangerous it is to hit a banana skin at full speed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 5 hours ago, Honest_Man#1 said: Absolutely absurd behaviour. What possible reason could someone have for being so opposed to an item that is designed solely to stop themselves from dying? Even if you don’t give a shit about other people’s safety, this is an item purely to save you. To go to the extent of having a spare seatbelt clip in to avoid wearing one is just ludicrous. ask Anti Vaxers i'm sure they'll come up with a reason 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GordonS Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 I've played enough Mario Kart to know how dangerous it is to hit a banana skin at full speed.He should have hung it off the back in case a red shell came. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 I knew a postie that used to steer his arctic with his elbows whilst rolling a fag, going round a roundabout at the time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 56 minutes ago, Newbornbairn said: I knew a postie that used to steer his arctic with his elbows whilst rolling a fag, going round a roundabout at the time. Was he a pole? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 4 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said: Was he a pole? Naw, he was from Leven 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted July 28, 2021 Share Posted July 28, 2021 22 hours ago, GordonS said: Still amazing he wasn't killed though, considering he took his seatbelt off. He put it on when he pulled up behind a police car at a roundabout, then took it off again as soon as it was out of sight. He was using a spare seatbelt clip in the slot to stop the alarm from binging. He'll be driving again in only five years. I suspect one of the charges was contravention of Section 2 of the Road Traffic Act 1988 (dangerous driving). Contravening S2 means you have to sit and pass the extended driving test before you get your licence back. So he could be driving again in 5 years but only once he's passed the extended test. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Personalised numberplate (L12 CVO) - check. Numberplate 'embossed' so a to stand out - check. White Beamer - check. Texting while waiting to enter a roundabout, so missing several chances - check. c**t on the road - checkcheckcheckcheck... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Richey Edwards Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 There is a roundabout next to my old work, with three possible exits, and there on a few occasions I saw someone drive the wrong way around this roundabout to take the last exit. I always meant to note the reg number down and report this c**t. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eez-eh Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 People who charge onto the outside lane of a roundabout while there’s a car in the inside lane. Dangerous c***s. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 I Lee Wallace’d someone on the road last night. Hit both kerbs (one way road), swerved over the lanes a few times, didn’t move at lights, and drove onto opposite side of the road. Pished, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arthur daley Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, mathematics said: I Lee Wallace’d someone on the road last night. Hit both kerbs (one way road), swerved over the lanes a few times, didn’t move at lights, and drove onto opposite side of the road. Pished, I reckon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 Oh, I might not have grassed him up had he not been driving an Orange van. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, mathematics said: I philpy’d someone on the road last night. Hit both kerbs (one way road), swerved over the lanes a few times, didn’t move at lights, and drove onto opposite side of the road. Pished, I reckon. FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 17 minutes ago, eez-eh said: People who charge onto the outside lane of a roundabout while there’s a car in the inside lane. Dangerous c***s. Had a c**t do that to me yesterday as I was exiting, nearly hit someone else trying to avoid him. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 People who charge onto the outside lane of a roundabout while there’s a car in the inside lane. Dangerous c***s.You'll need to explain that one a bit better. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted August 1, 2021 Share Posted August 1, 2021 1 minute ago, jimmy boo said: 58 minutes ago, eez-eh said: People who charge onto the outside lane of a roundabout while there’s a car in the inside lane. Dangerous c***s. You'll need to explain that one a bit better. In my case it was trying to overtake me on the outside lane while I was signalling left to exit. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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