D.A.F.C Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 Turkish folk get stabby with knives. Best left alone. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 On 03/05/2020 at 16:54, Stellaboz said: Genuinely would have put the heid on him if we'd ended up parked at the same area. 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 2 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Just got started on by some absolute mad middle aged Turkish b*****d. Mad c**t decided to get out and come up to start a fight. Shat it Looks like it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Just got started on by some absolute mad middle aged Turkish b*****d. Driving through some small town on way back from a forest walk and come to turning left at a + junction. No lights on, same lights worked last weekend around same time. So slowly pull up to see how safe it is to go or if the lights have just been turned off or whatever. Don't want to get smashed up with my partner in the car obviously. This middle aged c**t in a Golf pulls up behind, honks a couple of times then goes to pull out past me to turn left. Gave the mad idiot the middle finger and apparently In Germany or Turkey or wherever he's from that means I fucked his wife and sold his 10 year old daughter to Maddie's kidnappers. Tried to cut me up as I pulled out in front of him and then had me slam on the brakes so he could stop me. Mad c**t decided to get out and come up to start a fight. My partner told me after he was shouting at me to get out as he was making the middle finger sign over and over. Decided to shout in English go get fucked you daft c**t etc,the lights were off you fucking idiot etc etc. Get get to your car you fucking idiot etc etc. Silly fool kicks my tyre on the way back to his motor. Absolute heads gone. So a Golf was the Ottoman's auto, man.. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted May 16, 2020 Share Posted May 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 5 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Just got started on by some absolute mad middle aged Turkish b*****d. Driving through some small town on way back from a forest walk and come to turning left at a + junction. No lights on, same lights worked last weekend around same time. So slowly pull up to see how safe it is to go or if the lights have just been turned off or whatever. Don't want to get smashed up with my partner in the car obviously. This middle aged c**t in a Golf pulls up behind, honks a couple of times then goes to pull out past me to turn left. Gave the mad idiot the middle finger and apparently In Germany or Turkey or wherever he's from that means I fucked his wife and sold his 10 year old daughter to Maddie's kidnappers. Tried to cut me up as I pulled out in front of him and then had me slam on the brakes so he could stop me. Mad c**t decided to get out and come up to start a fight. My partner told me after he was shouting at me to get out as he was making the middle finger sign over and over. Decided to shout in English go get fucked you daft c**t etc,the lights were off you fucking idiot etc etc. Get get to your car you fucking idiot etc etc. Silly fool kicks my tyre on the way back to his motor. Absolute heads gone. Shat it Yeah I thought that 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 8 hours ago, Bairnardo said: 9 hours ago, Stellaboz said: Just got started on by some absolute mad middle aged Turkish b*****d. Driving through some small town on way back from a forest walk and come to turning left at a + junction. No lights on, same lights worked last weekend around same time. So slowly pull up to see how safe it is to go or if the lights have just been turned off or whatever. Don't want to get smashed up with my partner in the car obviously. This middle aged c**t in a Golf pulls up behind, honks a couple of times then goes to pull out past me to turn left. Gave the mad idiot the middle finger and apparently In Germany or Turkey or wherever he's from that means I fucked his wife and sold his 10 year old daughter to Maddie's kidnappers. Tried to cut me up as I pulled out in front of him and then had me slam on the brakes so he could stop me. Mad c**t decided to get out and come up to start a fight. My partner told me after he was shouting at me to get out as he was making the middle finger sign over and over. Decided to shout in English go get fucked you daft c**t etc,the lights were off you fucking idiot etc etc. Get get to your car you fucking idiot etc etc. Silly fool kicks my tyre on the way back to his motor. Absolute heads gone. Shat it Totally 3 hours ago, Gaz FFC said: Yeah I thought that Started it as well 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raidernation Posted May 17, 2020 Share Posted May 17, 2020 Just got started on by some absolute mad middle aged Turkish b*****d.Driving through some small town on way back from a forest walk and come to turning left at a + junction. No lights on, same lights worked last weekend around same time. So slowly pull up to see how safe it is to go or if the lights have just been turned off or whatever. Don't want to get smashed up with my partner in the car obviously.This middle aged c**t in a Golf pulls up behind, honks a couple of times then goes to pull out past me to turn left. Gave the mad idiot the middle finger and apparently In Germany or Turkey or wherever he's from that means I fucked his wife and sold his 10 year old daughter to Maddie's kidnappers.Tried to cut me up as I pulled out in front of him and then had me slam on the brakes so he could stop me. Mad c**t decided to get out and come up to start a fight. My partner told me after he was shouting at me to get out as he was making the middle finger sign over and over. Decided to shout in English go get fucked you daft c**t etc,the lights were off you fucking idiot etc etc. Get get to your car you fucking idiot etc etc. Silly fool kicks my tyre on the way back to his motor. Absolute heads gone. So he wasnae a delight then? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Outside my office this morning 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Turkmenbashi said: Outside my office this morning Did she go straight through the parking space? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coprolite Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Turkmenbashi said: Outside my office this morning Turbo boost isn't what it used to be Michael. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Did she go straight through the parking space? Yes she did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 4 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Yes she did She must have been going at a fair old rate, just as well she wasn't 3 or 4 spaces to the left! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 hours ago, Jacksgranda said: Did she go straight through the parking space? Sexist assumption M8, next you'll be asking if she had the painters in. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Sexist assumption M8, next you'll be asking if she had the painters in. 32 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: Yes she did 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkmenbashi Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 5 minutes ago, Jacksgranda said: It turns out I am the sexist, shame on me. It was a man as well according to local media 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, Turkmenbashi said: It turns out I am the sexist, shame on me. It was a man as well according to local media Another nice mess you've got me into... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 tbh I was trying to find a way of suggesting why it might have happened whilst keeping my PC rep intact. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Tuesday Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 I passed a baldy guy in a Discovery who looked like he couldn't see when driving, zig zagging all over the road just about hit me near Barnard Castle. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marty_j Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 Fucking Dominic Cummings was serving all over the shop near Barnard Castle last month 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted May 25, 2020 Author Share Posted May 25, 2020 I passed a baldy guy in a Discovery who looked like he couldn't see when driving, zig zagging all over the road just about hit me near Barnard Castle.Can probably close the thread now as I don't think we'll find a bigger c**t on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted May 25, 2020 Share Posted May 25, 2020 28 minutes ago, microdave said: 1 hour ago, Super Tuesday said: I passed a baldy guy in a Discovery who looked like he couldn't see when driving, zig zagging all over the road just about hit me near Barnard Castle. Can probably close the thread now as I don't think we'll find a bigger c**t on the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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