Jacksgranda Posted December 26, 2019 Share Posted December 26, 2019 12 minutes ago, jimmy boo said: On 24/12/2019 at 17:32, Empty It said: People that slam the anchors on for green changing to yellow should be publicly executed. You do realise that amber means stop? Ach, you can usually get across before traffic starts coming the other way... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 There are going to be fewer c**** on the road over here in future https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-northern-ireland-50827820 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thistledo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 On 26/12/2019 at 08:32, NewBornBairn said: Guy I knew had the most annoying driving style - he'd accelerate then coast... accelerate then coast ... accelerate then coast ... This is very fucking annoying. It's not an enjoyable driving experience at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Empty It Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 You do realise that amber means stop?So if you're 5 feet from a set of lights going 30 mph and they change from green to amber you attempt to stop? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 (edited) On 25/12/2019 at 15:30, Jacksgranda said: I used to travel fairly regularly with a man who would stamp on the brakes, if driving at night, when a car approached from the opposite direction. He also had a habit of turning round to talk to you if you were in the back seat. The last one into the car had to sit in the front passenger seat... I was guilty of the first bit when I'd first passed, in the interest of confessing to driving sins. edit: maybe not quite stamping on the brake but certainly enough to kill off several MPH of speed. I don't do it anymore having been on the road in all sorts of conditions but it can be a tough instinct to get out of. I don't think it's even a conscious decision to brake, brain just goes "foot on brake now" to kill a bit of speed even when you're travelling at a perfectly safe speed within the limit. Edited December 27, 2019 by Thistle_do_nicely 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 Some stupid cow hit my towbar in a carpark today and just drove away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 Some stupid cow hit my towbar in a carpark today and just drove away. It can't be that stupid if it can drive[emoji12] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jimmy boo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 So if you're 5 feet from a set of lights going 30 mph and they change from green to amber you attempt to stop? Obviously not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, Bairnardo said: Some stupid cow hit my towbar in a carpark today and just drove away. Will you still be able to get your dad home? 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 3 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Some stupid cow hit my towbar in a carpark today and just drove away. Caravaning enthusiast? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 14 minutes ago, welshbairn said: Caravaning enthusiast? Na. Car just has a towbar. Was there when I bought it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy Dufresne Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 2 hours ago, Bairnardo said: Na. Car just has a towbar. Was there when I bought it. Saved your bumper then 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FalkirkBairn93 Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 On xmas eve was driving to my mums with the bairn and the mrs.Ok the M80 approaching the M876 (think that’s right) and an absolute c**t in a BMW with a personalised Reg pulls right up my arse. Now I drive a 107, it has no boot space so if I had to break in an emergency he was crashing right into my wee one. Put my arm out to gesture back off, after all he’s speeding up my arse in a BMW SUV and my priority is ensuring my bairn is safe, instead I get full beams up my arse, him moving even closer, and then tooting his horn constantly until he overtook. Hope he had a shit Christmas and his wife and kids left him. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
microdave Posted December 27, 2019 Author Share Posted December 27, 2019 On xmas eve was driving to my mums with the bairn and the mrs.Ok the M80 approaching the M876 (think that’s right) and an absolute c**t in a BMW with a personalised Reg pulls right up my arse. Now I drive a 107, it has no boot space so if I had to break in an emergency he was crashing right into my wee one. Put my arm out to gesture back off, after all he’s speeding up my arse in a BMW SUV and my priority is ensuring my bairn is safe, instead I get full beams up my arse, him moving even closer, and then tooting his horn constantly until he overtook. Hope he had a shit Christmas and his wife and kids left him. I fucking hate folk like that. Why can't they just overtake without being an arsehole. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Father Ted Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 I fucking hate folk like that. Why can't they just overtake without being an arsehole.Because they drive a BMW. Either the attitude comes free with the car or only selfish arseholes drive them, mostly. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 27, 2019 Share Posted December 27, 2019 1 hour ago, FalkirkBairn93 said: On xmas eve was driving to my mums with the bairn and the mrs. Ok the M80 approaching the M876 (think that’s right) and an absolute c**t in a BMW with a personalised Reg pulls right up my arse. Now I drive a 107, it has no boot space so if I had to break in an emergency he was crashing right into my wee one. Put my arm out to gesture back off, after all he’s speeding up my arse in a BMW SUV and my priority is ensuring my bairn is safe, instead I get full beams up my arse, him moving even closer, and then tooting his horn constantly until he overtook. Hope he had a shit Christmas and his wife and kids left him. Obviously got a tiny cock. The A1 just after Dunbar yesterday- the road drops down from dual carriageway to single near to Torness. Some p***k tries to overtake me just as the road narrows...that was a BMW SUV or similar.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
A96 Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 7 hours ago, tamthebam said: Obviously got a tiny cock. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Obviously obsesses about cocks 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Was in a McDonald’s drive thru the other day, the left lane was for car park entrance and right lane was for the drive thru and some w****r didn’t read the sign properly or realise what was going on and drove past about 6 cars that were queueing in the drive thru lane and then realised he was in the wrong lane and started indicating right in the hopes that someone would allow him to skip the queue because he had fucked up. Was funny to see. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 Obviously got a tiny cock. The A1 just after Dunbar yesterday- the road drops down from dual carriageway to single near to Torness. Some p***k tries to overtake me just as the road narrows...that was a BMW SUV or similar..Think that’s probably a daily occurrence at that bit of the A1. Seen some clowns pull that stunt there a good few times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted December 28, 2019 Share Posted December 28, 2019 3 hours ago, A96 said: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Obviously obsesses about cocks Obviously you're a BMW SUV driver in which case I refer you to the answer given in Arkell v Pressdram 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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