CountyFan Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Adam101 said: I assume this is a primary school? I thought that their catchment areas are such that they are within walking distance, obviously not helped by folk parking on the pavement. In a city maybe. Hardy teuchters often travel 30 miles or more to school. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gav-ffc Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Took the dog for a walk after work the night and seen 3 cars with no lights on at all, no even as if was a little light out this is 10:30pm. The age of the drivers definitely 50+ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pleslie99 Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Not so much c***s on the road but c***s working on the road. A813 in dumbarton/bonhill closed for 6 weeks, everyone and their auntie using Renton road to get into Vale of Leven/Alexandria. Today some genius decided to put temporary traffic lights on the renton road, resulting in carnage. Who makes these decisions!!?? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 20 hours ago, JamesP_81 said: ...right through to lazy c*nts that can't walk the length of themselves ... just the mile and a quarter I am away now... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 Arsehole overtook me today coming out of the village, fortunately for him there was nobody coming round the bend in the opposite direction going as fast as he was. 30% over the speed limit all the way into town, on numerous occasions on the wrong side of the white line, brake lights flashing at every bend. Caught up with him at the 30 mph signs... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boghead ranter Posted August 16, 2019 Share Posted August 16, 2019 4 hours ago, pleslie99 said: Not so much c***s on the road but c***s working on the road. A813 in dumbarton/bonhill closed for 6 weeks, everyone and their auntie using Renton road to get into Vale of Leven/Alexandria. Today some genius decided to put temporary traffic lights on the renton road, resulting in carnage. Who makes these decisions!!?? People who realise that jeelyeaters shouldn't be allowed into the outside world. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 South Ayrshire twat doing 30-40 in a SUV down the Stranraer road yesterday oblivious to the tailback behind them. Turned off at Maybole eventually. Didn't do anything to counter my feelings that SUV drivers are antisocial bellends. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted September 1, 2019 Share Posted September 1, 2019 7 hours ago, Tynierose said: Some c**t has kindly scraped my cars front wing in a car park before fucking off without a note. Hopefully they collide with a brick wall soon. I never seen the incident but that was definitely a woman driver. They're maniacs on the road. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 @Trackdaybob 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 21 hours ago, tamthebam said: South Ayrshire twat doing 30-40 in a SUV down the Stranraer road yesterday oblivious to the tailback behind them. Turned off at Maybole eventually. Didn't do anything to counter my feelings that SUV drivers are antisocial bellends. I was stuck behind the polis doing 40 in a 60 in the countryside for quite some distance the other day. Not sure why. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, nsr said: I was stuck behind the polis doing 40 in a 60 in the countryside for quite some distance the other day. Not sure why. Trying to get some overtime in at the end of their shift. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, nsr said: I was stuck behind the polis doing 40 in a 60 in the countryside for quite some distance the other day. Not sure why. Any overtaking opportunities? I'd bet 90% of drivers would shite it if there was despite there being 20mph to play with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 9 minutes ago, Dee Man said: Any overtaking opportunities? I'd bet 90% of drivers would shite it if there was despite there being 20mph to play with. None that I would tried with the kids in the car. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stellaboz Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 c***s in a garage for this.Took car in last week to get key scratches fixed on the bonnet.All fine and well. However I forgot to take a picture of the mileage before handing the key in and it's came back with half a tank less, several 100km rolling it over 10000km (I FUCKING WANTED TO ROLL IT OVER TO 10000) and a snidey little empty can of red bull hiding in the holder behind the hand brake which sadly only noticed after a day. Fuckers are based literally around the corner but I have nothing to back me up, should I still go give them shit!? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Today, I ended 18 years of being a c### with a personalised plate when some rich fellow made me an offer too good to refuse for it. Everybody said it was a daft idea buying one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black and White Tragic Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 c***s in a garage for this.Took car in last week to get key scratches fixed on the bonnet.All fine and well. However I forgot to take a picture of the mileage before handing the key in and it's came back with half a tank less, several 100km rolling it over 10000km (I FUCKING WANTED TO ROLL IT OVER TO 10000) and a snidey little empty can of red bull hiding in the holder behind the hand brake which sadly only noticed after a day. Fuckers are based literally around the corner but I have nothing to back me up, should I still go give them shit!? I would. You should also record the confrontation and put it on YouTube as that's what is the thing to do nowadays. If it turns nasty you'll make enough money to be able to replace your car with a new one.On the downside you may get hospitalised or die. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 (edited) 16 minutes ago, Stellaboz said: c***s in a garage for this. Took car in last week to get key scratches fixed on the bonnet. All fine and well. However I forgot to take a picture of the mileage before handing the key in and it's came back with half a tank less, several 100km rolling it over 10000km (I FUCKING WANTED TO ROLL IT OVER TO 10000) and a snidey little empty can of red bull hiding in the holder behind the hand brake which sadly only noticed after a day. Fuckers are based literally around the corner but I have nothing to back me up, should I still go give them shit!? Yes. The spotty 18 year old apprentice has clearly fancied a trip to Tesco for his lunch and taken your motor. Edit - Ok you're in Germany, Aldi then. Edited September 2, 2019 by TheScarf 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 hour ago, Stellaboz said: c***s in a garage for this. Took car in last week to get key scratches fixed on the bonnet. All fine and well. However I forgot to take a picture of the mileage before handing the key in and it's came back with half a tank less, several 100km rolling it over 10000km (I FUCKING WANTED TO ROLL IT OVER TO 10000) and a snidey little empty can of red bull hiding in the holder behind the hand brake which sadly only noticed after a day. Fuckers are based literally around the corner but I have nothing to back me up, should I still go give them shit!? 48 minutes ago, Black and White Tragic said: I would. You should also record the confrontation and put it on YouTube as that's what is the thing to do nowadays. If it turns nasty you'll make enough money to be able to replace your car with a new one. On the downside you may get hospitalised or die. 48 minutes ago, TheScarf said: Yes. The spotty 18 year old apprentice has clearly fancied a trip to Tesco for his lunch and taken your motor. Edit - Ok you're in Germany, Aldi then. Just ask who won the f****** war, that'll show them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 Just watch there's no reich coming out the exhaust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 2, 2019 Share Posted September 2, 2019 1 minute ago, philpy said: Just watch there's no reich coming out the exhaust. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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