ah-dee Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 People who drive Minis. Just because some stuntmen managed to weave in and out of traffic in The Italian Job doesn't mean it's a good idea for you to do it.you are forgetting about mr bean mate 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 13 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: People who drive Minis. Just because some stuntmen managed to weave in and out of traffic in The Italian Job doesn't mean it's a good idea for you to do it. I have an irrational hatred of Minis. Possibly because Mini drivers tend to have an irrational amount of confidence in their driving ability. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofis Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 FBWs Full Beam Wankers; not the one's who don't have the time to switch them off on bendy back roads, but the roasters that purposefully drive about with them on in normal night time conditions. c**t behaviour of the highest order. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 45 minutes ago, jofis said: FBWs Full Beam Wankers; not the one's who don't have the time to switch them off on bendy back roads, but the roasters that purposefully drive about with them on in normal night time conditions. c**t behaviour of the highest order. Don't forget fog light fannies 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheScarf Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 And side-light shitcunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz FFC Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Car lights eh....It's A bit of a minefield 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dons_1988 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Don't forget fog light fanniesYou’ve got your fog light on....there’s no fog!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Don't forget the Halogen Halfwits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jofis Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 The dreaded Indicator Imbeciles. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I normally drive about with all my lights on at the same time. Just to be on the safe side. People are always waving at me or honking their horns, thanking me. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 The day light donkeys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blackislekillie Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 Don't forget fog light fanniesWid. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hampden Diehard Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 I have an irrational hatred of Minis. Possibly because Mini drivers tend to have an irrational amount of confidence in their driving ability.Plus they are wanky wee cars. It's like having a wee dog like a Yorkie, which just a hairy rat and not a proper dog. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 21, 2019 Share Posted January 21, 2019 2 hours ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I normally drive about with all my lights on at the same time. Just to be on the safe side. People are always waving at me or honking their horns, thanking me. I keep the inside one on as well. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-47040584 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trackdaybob Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 Yes. Complete (stupid) kunt. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Master Posted January 30, 2019 Share Posted January 30, 2019 On 21/01/2019 at 15:13, TheScarf said: And side-light shitcunts. I stumbled across a video on YouTube a couple of years ago which was a compilation of clips from someone’s dashcam, filmed at night in built-up areas and showed oncoming cars flashing him. The purpose of the video? To have a go at the flashers because he had his sidelights on, which is all you need in a built-up area with streetlights. Mr Logic would be proud. I can’t find it again unfortunately. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ah-dee Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 today whilst crosssing aldi car park this young girl (massive wid) climbed into her bairn infested mini and put the foot down to accelerate rather than reverse. the kerb infront stopped her doing any damage of the side of the building. she got out all high pitched and shrieking shouting out at everyone around her. im sure this was because she was in shock at her near miss with a fast moving building but she seemed like she was genuinely looking for someone to blame! eta i buggered off inside for my corn flakes so no pics im afraid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted February 2, 2019 Share Posted February 2, 2019 Queue of traffic backed up Main Street from the traffic lights in our local town this afternoon. Stupid bint behind me right up my arse, ended up stopped on the zebra crossing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rizzo Posted February 4, 2019 Share Posted February 4, 2019 Witnessed probably the worst piece of driving I've ever seen the other week coming out of Aldi in Camelon. There is a set of traffic lights at a T-junction at the top of a hill and I noticed that the car in front was constantly rolling back then moving forward slightly then repeating this manouver. Naturally I stopped well back in case they wound up rolling into me and when the lights changed the car in front of them took off while this chap stalled and no one else made it through. When the lights turned green for a second time he managed to stall again and once again failed to get onto the main road. Instead of waiting for the lights to turn green again however he starts to edge slowly into the oncoming traffic through the red light, blocking cars travelling along the main road coming from the right. Lights at our side go green again and once again he somehow manages to stall the car and fail miserably at getting onto the main road. By this point other folk were over taking him in order to turn right themselves and as soon as the lights changed to red he finally managed to drive the 4 yards round the corner. I kind of hope that there was a problem with his car and that it wasn't simply sheer incompetance. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Recommended Posts
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.