Melanius Mullarkey Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 hour ago, welshbairn said: I get him mixed with the Chicago schoolteacher, some of my replies might have been confusing to both. I don’t thank RandomGuy has ever had a wife, let alone murder one tbf. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: I don’t thank RandomGuy has ever had a wife, let alone murder one tbf. or 3. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Pikey Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 I use the guideline of no matter what speed I'm doing if you overtake me you're a fuckin maniac and if i have to overtake you then how the f**k did you get a licence you moron 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/man-so-excellent-at-driving-he-can-set-his-own-speed-limits-20180906177050 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted September 13, 2018 Share Posted September 13, 2018 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: I'm probably on most of your c***s list, tbh. I don't speed through 30s, as there's no point, but will happily cut about around ~90 on motorways if there's no average speed cameras. Came up the M6 a few days back averaging about 96 without any issues. No idea why it's a huge deal when your cars built to cope with that tbh, the brakes on my car are designed to be safe to stop you over 100, so I've as much chance of emergency stopping in time as a shitty wee Corsa doing 60. I've had about a decade driving cars faster than I own too. Had a Mercedes A-Class sitting up my arse for the length of the Glasgow Road, a 30, swaying about and giving wee flashes as if they were in some rapid supercar. They took the overtaking lane at Broxden beside me for some reason, so I spent the first few miles of the dual matching their speed, before seeing traffic in my lane, flooring it and going into the overtaking lane ahead of them, left them behind hoping they'd learned when shite appropriate. I got well in my place years ago and it settles you down, realising your not the fastest c**t on the road generally ends with you being more sensible. I regularly get BMWs flat out refusing the move over on duals aswell, can be an empty dual carriageway and they'll still trundle along at 70 in the right hand lane. I'm not demanding they speed, just move over so I can. I never knew that Jeremy Clarkson supported St Johnstone.... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 When you're driving through roadworks on a dual carriageway and both lanes are restricted to 30, and you're in the right lane and an ambulance comes up behind you lights flashing etc, and the left lane is packed solid, what are you supposed to do? Speed up, breaking the 30 limit, until there is a gap in the left? Or do what I did last night and presumptuously barge your way into the left lane, causing the guy behind to loudly conclude you are in fact a cnut on the road? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 17 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Yassssss! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-45509592/m25-middle-lane-hoggers-targeted-in-hertfordshire "Police educated the driver"... hopefully with a large, heavy stick. Repeatedly. That kind of behaviour is bad enough on reasonably busy motorways but I regularly come across it on the M74 when its absolutely dead - literally not another car in sight and you come up behind someone in the middle lane 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 11 hours ago, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/man-so-excellent-at-driving-he-can-set-his-own-speed-limits-20180906177050 Must be a lot of drivers called Tom Booker... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 17 hours ago, welshbairn said: Everyone gets caught eventually. Cheers for the advice, Captain Sensible. I've already got a speeding fine, I can't tolerate four hour drives at a constant speed of 70 though, seems pointless. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, RandomGuy. said: Cheers for the advice, Captain Sensible. I've already got a speeding fine, I can't tolerate four hour drives at a constant speed of 70 though, seems pointless. It was more about driving other people's cars. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, welshbairn said: It was more about driving other people's cars. It's part of my job to drive cars, I don't speed in other people's cars, fwiw. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, RandomGuy. said: It's part of my job to drive cars, I don't speed in other people's cars, fwiw. I'd be worried about getting more points on your license then. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Homer Thompson Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Randomguy on his latest trip 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 I have to say I'd love to be a traffic cop*, I'd be the biggest c**t on the road by a long chalk. None of this "warnings" shite; it'd be on the spot fines, point penalties, the lot - the absolute maximum every time for the slightest infringement. However, I've been told by someone married to a traffic cop that they see very little wrongdoing when they're driving round in their jam sandwiches. Funny that, possibly a lesson to be learnt. *I failed the basic qualification for entry. My parents were married. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: Cheers for the advice, Captain Sensible. I've already got a speeding fine, I can't tolerate four hour drives at a constant speed of 70 though, seems pointless. It keeps your license pointless though 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 Just now, MEADOWXI said: It keeps your license pointless though Not if you're driving down Sauchiehall Street. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEADOWXI Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 1 minute ago, Zen Archer said: Not if you're driving down Sauchiehall Street. Unless you driving a fire engine down there again 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 8 minutes ago, MEADOWXI said: It keeps your license pointless though What's the difference between a license with three points and one with zero? My insurance went up £3 a month when I added my fine. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
accies1874 Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 5 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: What's the difference between a license with three points and one with zero? My insurance went up £3 a month when I added my fine. £3 a month, clearly. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 14, 2018 Share Posted September 14, 2018 25 minutes ago, accies1874 said: £3 a month, clearly. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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