whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 9 minutes ago, Moomintroll said: Agree wholeheartedly with the general sentiment, however, people who are responsible for point 2 do turn me into the lunatic in point 3 so they are a bit contradictory. Although in fairness I do settle for blaring the horn once and calling them whatever springs to mind at the time so not really excessive levels of seethe. Id say that's entirely justifiable. I actually mean the folk who go out of their way following people. Actually going off route to rage 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moomintroll Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Id say that's entirely justifiable. I actually mean the folk who go out of their way following people. Actually going off route to rage In that case I fully agree, funny to watch when it's happening ahead of you though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Mini roundabouts!! What's so fckn hard about that ffs.They always seem to be a problem in posh areas of Edinburgh. The two I'm thinking about are at the Braids and Polworth! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granny Danger Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 I can't believe I've had the self discipline to wait 12 hours to post on here. Where to start? When you're on a motorway/dual carriageway and someone is close behind you in the outside lane, you pull in to let them past and instead they sit on your shoulder. You absolute c***s I pulled in to let you pass!!! People who don't want you to overtake. You're doing your usual 77 mph on the Dundee/Perth road and have been gaining on the guy in front for a while, suddenly he's doing the same speed as you. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 minutes ago, Heart of Northern said: Mini roundabouts!! What's so fckn hard about that ffs. They always seem to be a problem in posh areas of Edinburgh. The two I'm thinking about are at the Braids and Polworth! On the same topic. Mini roundabouts that are not placed properly. There is one near me that you can't actually turn right and not undercut the roundabout. It's about two metres too far along the road 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 On the same topic. Mini roundabouts that are not placed properly. There is one near me that you can't actually turn right and not undercut the roundabout. It's about two metres too far along the road c***s in road planning for that! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kmeister Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Whilst technically not on the road average speed cameras are complete c**ts. The A9 and now the road between Dundee and Aberdeen mean just trundling along with the cruise control on. They take what little fun is left in driving away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Also drivers that grip their steering wheel with both hands like it's about to spin off! Stay clear. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 And finally truck drivers that insist on overtaking another truck and proceed to hold you up for at least a mile. Fucking this! Made even more infuriating if it’s on a hill or even the most minor of inclines, such as the section of the M8 passing The Pyramids at Bathgate, where it seems to take the p***ks about 6 or 7 minutes to overtake the other lorry. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 22 minutes ago, Tynieness said: c***s with shitty stickers on their motors that think they're amusing, nope they aren't even remotely funny you boring b*****ds. Fuckers without indicators, damn you. My ex had an ancient Fiesta with this sticker A fair few folk had a laugh at me when I was driving it by myself. The indicator thing is a c**t. Can't decide if it's more of a c**t than the folk who think an indicator is an right of way. Audi's all seem to be fitted with both of these features. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 c***s who don't indicate until they've started turning. What's the fucking point? 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Pulling up to lights in right lane and not indicating that they're turning right until lights have went green!Utter c***s 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiskychimp Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Where's the boy who shouts "cyclists" at every opportunity. Thought he'd have been all over this thread. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
superbigal Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 c***s who speed up and pace you when you're overtaking them, forcing you to go faster than you intended. c***s who you can clearly see need to overtake the car in front of them, yet they haven't worked it out. Then they pull out into the fast lane, in front of you, at the last second. c***s who cant understand mistakes happen and follow soneone blaring their horn and screaming blue murder for 10 minutes. c***s who don't fancy waiting in a queue and go along the next lane before bullying their way in at the last second. c***s who try to overtake you when it is dangerous. Enjoy risking your life while driving your obvious penis extension while I hit the accelerator. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
senorsoupe Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 c***s who chill out in your blind spot, either overtaking you by going like 0.2 mph faster than you (taking ages) or speeding up to match your speed while you overtake them. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bennett Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 1 minute ago, superbigal said: c***s who try to overtake you when it is dangerous. Enjoy risking your life while driving your obvious penis extension while I hit the accelerator. You shouldn't be on the road. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 43 minutes ago, whiskychimp said: My ex had an ancient Fiesta with this sticker The indicator thing is a c**t. Can't decide if it's more of a c**t than the folk who think an indicator is an right of way. Audi's all seem to be fitted with both of these features. They're total c***s 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 2 hours ago, heedthebaa said: c***s that don't acknowledge I'm a good c**t for letting them through, although I, yes fucking me had right of way (women are the worse btw) Solve this by sticking to the rules regarding right of way. People behind you will appreciate it, even if they don't give you a wee wave or blind you by flashing their lights on your face. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Solve this by sticking to the rules regarding right of way. People behind you will appreciate it, even if they don't give you a wee wave or blind you by flashing their lights on your face. Not waving should be a criminal offence 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heart of Northern Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 Surely this thread should just be merged with the cycling thread?! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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