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1 hour ago, Dee Man said:

Will parents be able to drive over the English border to batter their kids then return home?

"Want to go to Gretna Gateway where they have the chocolate shop and some nice new Nike trainers for you?"

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Why do Tories love violence so much?
Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack the fucker.
Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work...


If they'd gotten this thru a couple of weeks ago we could have probably saved Thomas Cook by offering belt the weans breaks for gammons.

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57 minutes ago, The Moonster said:

Why do religious types love violence so much?

Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack/ fiddle with the fucker.

Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work...

FTFY

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17 hours ago, MixuFixit said:

Is it just me or did anyone else think this had already been banned?

Missed opportunities!

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Why do Tories love violence so much?

You’ll notice though, they only like violence against people smaller and/or weaker than themselves. Children, countries with smaller militaries, anyone they’re confident won’t put up much resistance.

Put your typical Tory in a fair fight and they’ll shit themselves.

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Next they'll be telling us we can't beat our wives or our servants. Bloody Brussels. 

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11 minutes ago, Shotgun said:


You’ll notice though, they only like violence against people smaller and/or weaker than themselves. Children, countries with smaller militaries, anyone they’re confident won’t put up much resistance.

Put your typical Tory in a fair fight and they’ll shit themselves.

Haven't noticed that at all, I am of the understanding that it's the socialist's that carry that trait.

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2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said:

our wives or our servants. 

One and the same I thought  :unsure:

 

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17 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said:

One and the same I thought  :unsure:

 

I wouldn't ever advise giving orders to Mrs Par. 

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