Jacksgranda Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Will parents be able to drive over the English border to batter their kids then return home? Not after Brexit and Scoxit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Battering duties would get delegated from my parents to my older brother. Didn't do much to me other than make me an angry wee scrote with a thing for wanting to batter bigger boys. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 14 hours ago, Angusfifer said: In 20 years time we will be ashamed of the days when adults were given free reign to physically knock bairns about... They'll look back at this like we look back on the Lochgelly belt getting banned from our schools. I can't find that thread though, although I presume it's very similar to this one. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Moonster Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Why do Tories love violence so much? Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack the fucker. Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 1 hour ago, Dee Man said: Will parents be able to drive over the English border to batter their kids then return home? "Want to go to Gretna Gateway where they have the chocolate shop and some nice new Nike trainers for you?" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetmonster Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Why do Tories love violence so much? Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack the fucker. Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work...If they'd gotten this thru a couple of weeks ago we could have probably saved Thomas Cook by offering belt the weans breaks for gammons. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Batter them at home when no-one else is about. It's your word against theirs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 57 minutes ago, The Moonster said: Why do religious types love violence so much? Can't control your kid? Threaten them with violence and if that doesn't work just whack/ fiddle with the fucker. Can't get your No-deal Brexit through Parliament? Threaten people with riots and violence and if that doesn't work... FTFY 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hk blues Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 17 hours ago, MixuFixit said: Is it just me or did anyone else think this had already been banned? Missed opportunities! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shotgun Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Why do Tories love violence so much?You’ll notice though, they only like violence against people smaller and/or weaker than themselves. Children, countries with smaller militaries, anyone they’re confident won’t put up much resistance. Put your typical Tory in a fair fight and they’ll shit themselves. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 Next they'll be telling us we can't beat our wives or our servants. Bloody Brussels. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnthebaptistist Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 11 minutes ago, Shotgun said: You’ll notice though, they only like violence against people smaller and/or weaker than themselves. Children, countries with smaller militaries, anyone they’re confident won’t put up much resistance. Put your typical Tory in a fair fight and they’ll shit themselves. Haven't noticed that at all, I am of the understanding that it's the socialist's that carry that trait. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgecutter Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 2 minutes ago, Shandon Par said: our wives or our servants. One and the same I thought 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted October 4, 2019 Share Posted October 4, 2019 17 minutes ago, Hedgecutter said: One and the same I thought I wouldn't ever advise giving orders to Mrs Par. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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