philpy Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Dont go into the Trades or the Phoenix and waste your time buying Tennents. These pubs have a selection of much much much better draught beers . Dont make me come down there, Philpy.Now listen here cunto, I'll drink tennents if I want to, ok?? Any problems and I'll throw you about like an empty tracksuit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Estragon IS NOT a fud said: Those aren't that bad, thats just too much beer being poured into the glass. It's the ones like below, where it froths up through the middle that gives me the boak. Especially when its a bad quality pint anyway. Get that shite scraped off my pint immediately barman. Just need Christoph Waltz to pull you a pint. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 42 minutes ago, philpy said: On 29/07/2019 at 12:42, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dont go into the Trades or the Phoenix and waste your time buying Tennents. These pubs have a selection of much much much better draught beers . Dont make me come down there, Philpy. Now listen here cunto, I'll drink tennents if I want to, ok?? Any problems and I'll throw you about like an empty tracksuit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 1 hour ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 Well broThers, the time has come. A return from my self imposed exile to the glorious homeland of Tennents. Multiple jars of nectar will be imbibed over these next few days and I for one cannot wait. Welcome back to the warm embrace of our Lady T. I hope your self imposed exile wasn’t due to a bad relationship with alcohol and you can enjoy the sweet, sweet necTar in moderation as intended. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 I too have made a holy pilgrimmage to the home land and am currently half way through a week of tanning fudge doughnuts, bridies, morning rolls, pizza suppers and of course copious amounts of the necTar each more glorious than the last. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kejan Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 38 minutes ago, pub car king said: I too have made a holy pilgrimmage to the home land and am currently half way through a week of tanning fudge doughnuts, bridies, morning rolls, pizza suppers and of course copious amounts of the necTar each more glorious than the last. Like wise, back tonight until Sunday and tanned two pints of Vitamin T earlier. Fudge cream doughnuts the morn, bridies, fish suppes, and lots of T on Saturday before leaving the motherland very depressed on Sunday again until I am back in September! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Derry Alli Posted July 31, 2019 Share Posted July 31, 2019 5 hours ago, philpy said: On 29/07/2019 at 12:42, Melanius Mullarkey said: Dont go into the Trades or the Phoenix and waste your time buying Tennents. These pubs have a selection of much much much better draught beers . Dont make me come down there, Philpy. Now listen here cunto, I'll drink tennents if I want to, ok?? Any problems and I'll throw you about like an empty tracksuit. It's 'aboot'. About and tracksuit don't rhyme ffs Philpy! Anyhow, I'd argue against going to Phoenix. The bar staff and owner are obnoxious arseholes. If you're not a regular,, you will be made to wait if there are regulars within a 10 yard radius. Foods decent though. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bernardblack Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 It's 'aboot'. About and tracksuit don't rhyme ffs Philpy! Anyhow, I'd argue against going to Phoenix. The bar staff and owner are obnoxious arseholes. If you're not a regular,, you will be made to wait if there are regulars within a 10 yard radius. Foods decent though. They’ve recently started taking card payments too 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Netan Sansara Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 18 hours ago, NJ2 said: Welcome back to the warm embrace of our Lady T. I hope your self imposed exile wasn’t due to a bad relationship with alcohol and you can enjoy the sweet, sweet necTar in moderation as intended. My exile is to a foreign land unfortunately, one where the supply of T is very limited (although available). However, within an hour of landing I had this beauty in my hands and all is right with the world again. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 2 days and counting until I return to the badlands, making the most of iT 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted August 1, 2019 Share Posted August 1, 2019 14 minutes ago, pub car king said: 2 days and counting until I return to the badlands, making the most of iT Is that The Robert Nairn? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jamieson87 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 Good job. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Bo Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 16 minutes ago, jamieson87 said: Good job. That's outstanding work from my compatriots – however, this map confirms that Welsh people are clueless. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 19 minutes ago, Andre Bo said: That's outstanding work from my compatriots – however, this map confirms that Welsh people are clueless. I thought that Brains would be top in Wales. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 One country, one drink. We stand proud today, broThers. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venti Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 1 hour ago, jamieson87 said: Good job. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 15 hours ago, Zen Archer Esq. said: Is that The Robert Nairn? Indeed it was the first of a pub crawl 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andre Bo Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 2 hours ago, Sergeant Wilson said: I thought that Brains would be top in Wales. I did too. I'm disappointed. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAFC. Posted August 2, 2019 Share Posted August 2, 2019 What about Northumberland/Lake District with Fosters though? Absolute cretins. What a result for the Vitamin T cause in Scotland. Be proud, brothers. They don't even need to have the full name for the beer; T is all that is required. Not had a big juicy for 2 weeks as I am off it in preparation for my holiday to Ibiza. The struggle is real. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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