Hillonearth Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Just remembered one the missus was telling me a few weeks back. Young guy on the train with a couple of cans of T in a bag for the journey who sparked the last one at Burnside. When the driver announced the next stop was Kirkhill, he immediately started tanning it as quickly as possible...it's like two minutes between them. He got off the train and let out an enormous froggy burp: "BRAAAA-PPP!" and carried on in this fashion letting out a T-induced explosion every ten or twenty seconds. My missus was walking behind him up the road, and was puzzled when he turned into our street still merrily "BRAAAA-PPPing" and still more so when he crossed over to our side of the street and started checking out the house numbers, eventually turning with a final "BRAAAA-PPP!" into our neighbours' driveway. Turns out next door's teenage daughter had a new boyfriend. Tennent's: courage in a can for that awkward first meeting with your new burd's parents... 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ylf Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 Out in Dundee city centre and Perth road tomorrow for few pints of T. Starting off in the trades 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 2, 2018 Share Posted November 2, 2018 To the broThers, up and down the country. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 Evening all! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 3, 2018 Share Posted November 3, 2018 3 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Evening all! Who's the enormous fat arse on top of the pint? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 Who's the enormous fat arse on top of the pint?Whit? f**k knows what you’re seeing. That’s my mates sons arm/elbow. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, 8MileBU said: Whit? f**k knows what you’re seeing. That’s my mates sons arm/elbow. To the right it looks like a midget with a huge arse, white shirt (not tucked in) and jeans. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wellinwigan Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 1 hour ago, 8MileBU said: Whit? f**k knows what you’re seeing. That’s my mates sons arm/elbow. Is it Tony ? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 4, 2018 Share Posted November 4, 2018 To the right it looks like a midget with a huge arse, white shirt (not tucked in) and jeans. Ok, well it’s two different people and looks absolutely nothing like what you’re seeing. It’s a 12 year old laddie sat opposite me in the white shirt, and his dad is to my right, side on at the end of the table and whose kilt is very obvious and nothing like jeans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 Ok, well it’s two different people and looks absolutely nothing like what you’re seeing. It’s a 12 year old laddie sat opposite me in the white shirt, and his dad is to my right, side on at the end of the table and whose kilt is very obvious and nothing like jeans. I have circles who he means... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnightswoodBear Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 That's quite clearly someone's arm. The cufflink at the end is a bit of a giveaway. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 12 hours ago, 8MileBU said: Ok, well it’s two different people and looks absolutely nothing like what you’re seeing. It’s a 12 year old laddie sat opposite me in the white shirt, and his dad is to my right, side on at the end of the table and whose kilt is very obvious and nothing like jeans. Are either of them obese midgets, though? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 5, 2018 Share Posted November 5, 2018 That's quite clearly someone's arm. The cufflink at the end is a bit of a giveaway. And the kilt-pin to the low right of the pint is very obvious on the other person. Are either of them obese midgets, though? Nope. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philpy Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 SorTed. £8 from Iceland, wife got the park Xmas vouchers through, so none of my hard earned cash was used. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
101 Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 (edited) not heard back from Tennents this week - I was thinking that Sunday is probably the most likely day however Im worried about the hangover thereafter should this be put on hold until the close season for a tennents filled summer day out? Edited November 8, 2018 by Adam101 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Am Featha Taigh Nan Clach Posted November 8, 2018 Share Posted November 8, 2018 Yes 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Fifer Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 1 minute ago, Tynierose said: Sneaky lunch pint Very reasonable effort, doesn't look the fizziest number mind. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJ2 Posted November 9, 2018 Share Posted November 9, 2018 Paid £4.15 for a pint of the golden nectar in the station before my train. Couple of cans on the train for £6 something. Will only be a couple as I’ve stuff to sort at the other end. Relatively smooth journey thus far for anyone concerned. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 f**k every single last motherfucking one of you! [emoji869] 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted November 12, 2018 Share Posted November 12, 2018 f**k every single last one motherfucking one of you! [emoji869]Droothys? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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