The Moonster Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 8 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I managed about a week doing chugging which is just horrendous. Yeah, not sure you were doing that right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Genuinely had to read that sentence a few times before I twigged. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Tunbridge Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Never had a supervisor chugger for my chugging. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bell™ Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, The Moonster said: I've always thought "All morning I killed cows" would be a great name for an album/song. Let's write a P&B number 1. Chlamydia Kid can roadie for the tour supporting the album. single-handed carrying of Marshall stacks etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Melanius Mullarkey Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, I'm Brian said: Another who scraped mould from 20kg blocks of cheese in a freezing cold room. 29 minutes ago, MixuFixit said: I managed about a week doing chugging which is just horrendous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newbornbairn Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, MixuFixit said: I managed about a week doing chugging which is just horrendous. Here by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 4 hours ago, I'm Brian said: A guy who claimed he wanked turkeys collecting semen samples. He seemed to enjoy it and if you had met the guy you probably could have guessed that this was his job - What do you do for work mate? - Have a guess? - I dunno, w**k turkeys? Yes! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cambozpar Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, NewBornBairn said: Here by any chance? Copenhagen by any chance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mathematics Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 f**k, can’t believe I posted in this thread and forgot about the worst job I’ve ever had. For three summers in a row (whilst a student) I worked in a margarine factory. First year was the worst as, for six weeks, my job was to melt bad margarine down so that it could be shipped back to the oil refinery. Was in a little shed outside and got fucking covered in oil every day. Used to come in for lunch dripping with marg oil and stinking of melted marg. most of the other jobs involved loading boxes of margarine onto pallets, or packing freshly made margarine into bags and boxes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 14 minutes ago, mathematics said: f**k, can’t believe I posted in this thread and forgot about the worst job I’ve ever had. For three summers in a row (whilst a student) I worked in a margarine factory. First year was the worst as, for six weeks, my job was to melt bad margarine down so that it could be shipped back to the oil refinery. Was in a little shed outside and got fucking covered in oil every day. Used to come in for lunch dripping with marg oil and stinking of melted marg. most of the other jobs involved loading boxes of margarine onto pallets, or packing freshly made margarine into bags and boxes. Sounds marginally better than working in a fish factory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dee Man Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 40 minutes ago, Cardinal Richelieu said: Sounds margarinally better than working in a fish factory. I changed marginally to margarinally there because it sounds like margarine but with 'ally' at the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Connolly Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 1 hour ago, mathematics said: f**k, can’t believe I posted in this thread and forgot about the worst job I’ve ever had. For three summers in a row (whilst a student) I worked in a margarine factory. First year was the worst as, for six weeks, my job was to melt bad margarine down so that it could be shipped back to the oil refinery. Was in a little shed outside and got fucking covered in oil every day. Used to come in for lunch dripping with marg oil and stinking of melted marg. most of the other jobs involved loading boxes of margarine onto pallets, or packing freshly made margarine into bags and boxes. Were you the only one doing it? Because it absolutely sound like the sort of pisstake job they would get the new boy to do for a laugh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Once fitted an electric shower whilst a woman in her underwear,who was stood next to me, washed a naked man (not me) with a bucket of water and a sponge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 58 minutes ago, supermik said: Once fitted an electric shower whilst a woman in her underwear,who was stood next to me, washed a naked man (not me) with a bucket of water and a sponge. I'm sure this was a scene in a Tinto Brass film my mate once watched. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 27 minutes ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: I'm sure this was a scene in a Tinto Brass film my mate once watched. Maintenance job in Fingertips massage parlour in Edinburgh. When I was finished the woman made me a coffee. About 2 minutes later the owner arrived, took the coffee cup from me and ushered me out the door saying thank you very much but the woman had work to get on with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 5 minutes ago, supermik said: Maintenance job in Fingertips massage parlour in Edinburgh. When I was finished the woman made me a coffee. About 2 minutes later the owner arrived, took the coffee cup from me and ushered me out the door saying thank you very much but the woman had work to get on with. You'd really want a discount for having a sparky in the room while you're being soaped up. Edit: sorry, what was I thinking...the lassie in her skants - wid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 Yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sureiknow Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 9 hours ago, I'm Brian said: The two worst jobs that people I have known have had were: A guy who claimed he wanked turkeys collecting semen samples. He seemed to enjoy it and if you had met the guy you probably could have guessed that this was his job I killed and plucked Turkeys one Christmas. Didnt w**k them though. Honest! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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mathematics Posted February 7, 2019 Share Posted February 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Mark Connolly said: Were you the only one doing it? Because it absolutely sound like the sort of pisstake job they would get the new boy to do for a laugh... I was. I actually got a telling from the manager for not melting margarine fast enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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