smpar Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Rangers statements are more common than DFS sales.Amirite? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTG Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 1 hour ago, jupe1407 said: Surely there's a P&B insider working in PR at Ibrox. Literally every single tear-stained defeat results in a statement worded so perfectly it's almost as if they know it'll be instantly posted on here for everyone to pish themselves laughing at. The last three seasons have been absolutely glorious. Broken by Hibs in the best way possible, absolutely bitch-slapped home and away by Celtic and now Motherwell have sent them into glorious, unbridled seethe. Fucking brilliant. Can you please not forget getting hosed by Hertz on their inexorable rise from the ashes of their deid predecessors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thistle_do_nicely Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, gavin_3110 said: What's great is that as fantastic an array of pictures to sum up Rangers* FC, it's still only touching the iceberg. Dundee Utd squishing them when they were desperate to get one over on them (Cifti's goal and BATTLE FEVER in particular) Alloa coming from 2-0 down to beat them 3-2 The absolutely crushing defeats last season to Celtic Kenny McDowall The Wages Of Kevin Kyle Hearts smashing them to the title Edit: Their attempts to sign Cousin when they knew fine well they were going into admin THE RIDE NEVER ENDS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I was so pissed off when the beaks shoe horned the tribute act into the league in place of dead Rangers (rip). I wanted them gone forever but the lols from that outcome would have been petering out by now. I couldn't have possibly conceived the last 5 years and just how much humiliation would be heaped on the people! And it's not over by a long shot. For da **** there is no light at the end of the tunnel. I'm not even sure they are in the tunnel! Their rightful death would have been so much kinder to them, long live the undead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Tennis Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 53 minutes ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: What's great is that as fantastic an array of pictures to sum up Rangers* FC, it's still only touching the iceberg. Dundee Utd squishing them when they were desperate to get one over on them (Cifti's goal and BATTLE FEVER in particular) Alloa coming from 2-0 down to beat them 3-2 The absolutely crushing defeats last season to Celtic Kenny McDowall The Wages Of Kevin Kyle Hearts smashing them to the title Edit: Their attempts to sign Cousin when they new fine well they were going into admin THE RIDE NEVER ENDS Annan winning at Ibrox deserves a mention too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shizzlemanizzle Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Annan winning at Ibrox deserves a mention too. Not forgetting losing to a team from Luxembourg on their triumphant (snigger) return to European football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 If we're counting the old club's attempt to sign Cousin, then Killie beating them at Ibrox in their first match after they went into administration deserves a mention. One of my most joyous footballing experiences, the seethe was utterly glorious, especially after they all turned up with staunch banners like the attached. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Just Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muzz1886 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 I'm pretty sure that the first line of the statement is grammatically incorrect. The line should have been "Rangers is shocked" rather than "Rangers are shocked" because "is" refers to a single entity such as a company whereas "are" infers that there is more than one Rangers. Oh, wait ... To be fair, it's the only line I read. I'm sure I could guess the rest of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gavin_3110 Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: What's great is that as fantastic an array of pictures to sum up Rangers* FC, it's still only touching the iceberg. Dundee Utd squishing them when they were desperate to get one over on them (Cifti's goal and BATTLE FEVER in particular) Alloa coming from 2-0 down to beat them 3-2 The absolutely crushing defeats last season to Celtic Kenny McDowall The Wages Of Kevin Kyle Hearts smashing them to the title Edit: Their attempts to sign Cousin when they knew fine well they were going into admin THE RIDE NEVER ENDS 1 hour ago, Monkey Tennis said: Annan winning at Ibrox deserves a mention too. 1 hour ago, shizzlemanizzle said: Not forgetting losing to a team from Luxembourg on their triumphant (snigger) return to European football. 1 hour ago, killiefan27 said: If we're counting the old club's attempt to sign Cousin, then Killie beating them at Ibrox in their first match after they went into administration deserves a mention. One of my most joyous footballing experiences, the seethe was utterly glorious, especially after they all turned up with staunch banners like the attached. Superb additions to the Sevco scrapbook chaps. How could we forget Bomber? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Superb additions to the Sevco scrapbook chaps. How could we forget Bomber? "Where's Ra Deeds" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JMDP Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 Stirling beating them whilst we were bottom of the league and our manager was off getting married was delicious also. Hopefully, the banter years never end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Finch road Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 The Easdales Whyte tossing a pound across the table to buy the clubEDL Abdul Same old Alloa always cheatin The big hoose must stay open5 players on loan from Newcastle, 1 of whom had hepititus Mike Ashley [emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David W Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 2 hours ago, Thistle_do_nicely said: What's great is that as fantastic an array of pictures to sum up Rangers* FC, it's still only touching the iceberg. Dundee Utd squishing them when they were desperate to get one over on them (Cifti's goal and BATTLE FEVER in particular) Alloa coming from 2-0 down to beat them 3-2 The absolutely crushing defeats last season to Celtic Kenny McDowall The Wages Of Kevin Kyle Hearts smashing them to the title Edit: Their attempts to sign Cousin when they knew fine well they were going into admin THE RIDE NEVER ENDS The fact they don't realise it's actually not over... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ropy Posted October 24, 2017 Share Posted October 24, 2017 It would be funny if they prepared a defence about Alves kicking out while on the ground only to find it was his kick at Moult in the last five minutes out at the touchline that caused the suspension. I actually thought the shoulder high challenge was worse than the lash out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Dindeleux Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Pretty confident we will concede a penalty at Ibrox tomorrow night.Hopefully Clarke has us primed for a result because the rage would be absolutely sensational. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Busta Nut Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 First time I have actually read this since Sunday. Amazing. They are fucking broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shull Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 Best Thread I have read since the famous 2016 Scottish Cup Final belter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Antiochas III Posted October 25, 2017 Share Posted October 25, 2017 4 hours ago, shull said: Best Thread I have read since the famous 2016 Scottish Cup Final belter. 2015 playoffs. 2016 Scottish Cup Final 2017 League Cup Semi Final 2018... I cannot wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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