Breakfast thread

[Lambie's Pigeon Feed]

This is before 11 
Not a bad deal. 
You can get what Gregg's call omlette as well for no extra cost on the breakfast roll. Just need to ask 

Specifies £2.25 for a 2 filling roll in Edinburgh! Can't complain with the generous rasher compliment, branded sauce and reasonable coffee though.

[Heart of Northern]

7 hours ago, Lambie's Pigeon Feed said:

 

Specifies £2.25 for a 2 filling roll in Edinburgh! Can't complain with the generous rasher compliment, branded sauce and reasonable coffee though.

 

When I go I get a link and egg double with coffee for £2 . That's before 11 am of course.

They do give you 2 links instead of 3 but still a decent deal

[The_Kincardine]

On 12/09/2017 at 00:17, AMMjag said:

Grilled bacon, mashed avocado and a poached egg. If I can't be arsed getting out my bed til the last minute then it's usually a handful of nuts with a glass of milk.
 

The person I had b'fast with this morning chose avocado and poached egg on toasted sourdough - it's become quite popular in some London eateries.

I'll try it the day I think rhubarb crumble and ice cream with a dash of Worcester sauce is a good idea.

[Cerberus]

Two scrambled egg rolls and a coffee this morning at a wanky conference I was at.

Think it’ll be banana mashed on toast and a cup of coffee before I leave the house tomorrow morning.

Is that a conference for wanks?

[Nutz_the_Squirrel]

45 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

 

Is that a conference for wanks?
 

 

Silly question given who attended it.

[8MileBU]

2 hours ago, Cerberus said:

 

Is that a conference for wanks?
 

 

Sadly it pretty much was. 

[Flybhoy]

2 hours ago, Cerberus said:

 

Is that a conference for wanks?
 

 

I got thrown out of one of the training suites at Stirling University for that.

[ICTChris]

I got thrown out of one of the training suites at Stirling University for that.

So you went into the public facilities of a University and masturbated. You should count yourself lucky, public masturbation is really flashing and a sex crime - someone obviously caught you so you inflicted the sight of it onto people who didn’t want it. To do this is bad enough, to boast about it on an Internet forum years later to strangers is really odd behaviour.

Of course, the most likely thing is that you didn’t get caught masturbating in public, you’ve made it up in order to make a terrible joke on a thread on an Internet forum. What an existence to have.

[Flybhoy]

5 hours ago, ICTChris said:

 

So you went into the public facilities of a University and masturbated. You should count yourself lucky, public masturbation is really flashing and a sex crime - someone obviously caught you so you inflicted the sight of it onto people who didn’t want it. To do this is bad enough, to boast about it on an Internet forum years later to strangers is really odd behaviour.

Of course, the most likely thing is that you didn’t get caught masturbating in public, you’ve made it up in order to make a terrible joke on a thread on an Internet forum. What an existence to have.

 

You're right.

I wasnt masturbating in public.  I made it up for a joke on a football forum to my eternal shame.

Sorry mate 

[NJ2]

So you went into the public facilities of a University and masturbated. You should count yourself lucky, public masturbation is really flashing and a sex crime - someone obviously caught you so you inflicted the sight of it onto people who didn’t want it. To do this is bad enough, to boast about it on an Internet forum years later to strangers is really odd behaviour.

Of course, the most likely thing is that you didn’t get caught masturbating in public, you’ve made it up in order to make a terrible joke on a thread on an Internet forum. What an existence to have.

Are you a laugh?

[throbber]

So you went into the public facilities of a University and masturbated. You should count yourself lucky, public masturbation is really flashing and a sex crime - someone obviously caught you so you inflicted the sight of it onto people who didn’t want it. To do this is bad enough, to boast about it on an Internet forum years later to strangers is really odd behaviour.

Of course, the most likely thing is that you didn’t get caught masturbating in public, you’ve made it up in order to make a terrible joke on a thread on an Internet forum. What an existence to have.

[Duszek]

One dece thing about visiting the Peruvian in-laws is "pan con chicharron" for breakfast. Plenty of takeaway places in Lima do this - pork belly, sweet potato and onion in a crusty roll. Breakfast of champions.

[heedthebaa]

She wants me to go shopping with her, this is the price she pays for a happy chappie this morning 

[Sergeant Wilson]

1 hour ago, heedthebaa said:

She wants me to go shopping with her, this is the price she pays for a happy chappie this morning 

Is that your balls in the  middle? Tell her there's football on and get to fùck.

[Cerberus]

4 bits of black pudding and no Lorne?
The ratio is off there.

[whiskychimp]

2 hours ago, heedthebaa said:

She wants me to go shopping with her, this is the price she pays for a happy chappie this morning 

Does she have a massive life insurance policy on you?

[Sergeant Wilson]

7 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

4 bits of black pudding and no Lorne?
The ratio is off there.

Two are haggis, surely.

[Ziggy]

3 hours ago, heedthebaa said:

She wants me to go shopping with her, this is the price she pays for a happy chappie this morning 

Did you eat all that?

[heedthebaa]

14 minutes ago, Ziggy said:

Did you eat all that?

I did, with 2 slices of toast. Belly busters brekkies, I’ve  fucking shit em 

[Sergeant Wilson]

19 minutes ago, Ziggy said:

Did you eat all that?

He finished it at 3 o'clock.