Donathan Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
smpar Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Well spotted. Someone should tweet this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 3 minutes ago, Donathan said: If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. What if I get someone else's wife/girlfriend pregnant? Do i still get the time off? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Just now, Donathan said: If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. I doubt you'd find the right hole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 Not really gonna reach your target audience posting this on a forum populated by socially inadequate, physically repulsive, alcoholic virgins tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjw Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. ^^Prince William found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 36 minutes ago, Donathan said: If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. Radio Scotland at 5.07pm listener found. I've got a bit of a cunning wheeze to get 26 different birds pregnant a year. 2 weeks paternity leave apiece and I'm living the high life. Need to iron out the details but I'm definitely onto something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paranoid android Posted September 4, 2017 Share Posted September 4, 2017 1 hour ago, Donathan said: If you get your wife/girlfriend pregnant in the next week, your 2 weeks off will fall during the world cup. What If I get your wife/girlfriend pregnant - will I get time off for that? Will I f**k! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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