Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, TAJ said: Even if it was a top 20 you wouldn't make it..........you're a no-mark, a complete bellend! Wind it in and shut the f**k up! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted September 10, 2017 Author Share Posted September 10, 2017 (edited) On a forum where petty squabbles, full-on witch hunts and everything in between are order of the day, on a forum where dotting campaigns and accounts are a thing and in a forum where the list of highest reputation users has historically been filled with far too many pun merchants, there is a certain degree of prestige associated with recognition from your P&B peers. Sadly this doesn't always translate as it should, as we've had more than our fair share of utter weapons who seem to delight in the negative attention they bring upon themselves. With that in mind our first entry celebrates those too beige to manage any of that, the fabled 'single-pointers' who received a solitary fifth place vote from one person. Token, throw-in, last minute necessity to fill out a list of merely five posters after boredom set in, who knows. Either way, the following were so forgettable that only one person cared enough to mention them. @supermik, @Mr Bairn, @pandarilla, @Hearts Daft, @EdgarusQPFC, @Drew Brees, @Bobby Skidmarks, @Reynard, @Shandon Par, @Deefiant, @Grangemouth Bairn, @Craig McCulloch Burley, @Rugster, @red23 and @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Among their number we have thieves, racists, paranoid SJWs, fantasists, the (apparently) mentally ill, probable militia members and the completely fashion unconscious. I'll leave you to decide if that list of accolades coupled with their status as single pointers merits pity more than scorn. Here are some of your testimonials, in no particular order: "My only ever red dot. Just coz I pointed out he is a thick boring can't. Some people!!!" "Twat." "I really don't see the point of this poster at all. Dreadful." "Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite taste in hip-hop music." "A Dee but a c**t of the highest order with the banking of fellow Dees' cash" "a recently noticed fellow Aberdeen fan who has been posting cluster fucks of posts on Hearts-related threads" Edited September 10, 2017 by Miguel Sanchez 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bert Raccoon said: Aye, on ye go....show pics from a 90's tv series that only sad f**ks remember! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Aye, on ye go....show pics from a 90's tv series that only sad f**ks remember! ^ Oof, early meltdown 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MONKMAN Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 It's says a lot that of all the roasters on this forum, Magee probably won't make the top 5. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Up there with the excitement of an Irn Bru quarter finals' draw... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo said: Thank you....didn't want you to miss out after all the sh*t you've posted. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 2 minutes ago, TAJ said: Aye, on ye go....show pics from a 90's tv series that only sad f**ks remember! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 I bet Tajer was JohnnyC.Pay your debt, shitebag. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The OP Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boostin' Kev Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Mozzamozza. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benjamin_Nevis Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Just now, Tynieness said: So who were you previously? Either DavieBhigot, Seamus, Dhenboy, EnricoAnnoni or ... any of the other multitude of fucking thick Celtic fans to have been emptied in the last few years. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Tynieness said: So who were you previously? To be fair, he knows shite when he sees it. ETA: I'm guessing it's Tony. Edited September 10, 2017 by Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, MONKMAN said: It's says a lot that of all the roasters on this forum, Magee probably won't make the top 5. Nae need for that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jmothecat2 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Mildly surprised Mr Bairn only mustered one vote tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 21 minutes ago, Romeo said: Rumbled again.... Bothered by flatulence? Consult your physician. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Mildly surprised Mr Bairn only mustered one vote tbh. Actually didn't mind him either. Whatever happened to him? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 5 minutes ago, Tynieness said: So who were you previously? Does it matter? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Does it matter? Not really, I'm sure you were always a tit 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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