Smudger the Cat Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 2 hours ago, Bigmouth Strikes Again said: Where the f**k have you been for the last three days? Thank you. Away shagging. I'll be back tomorrow. Have my dinner out. 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 39 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: Tied with 4 points at 56th we have a similar range of posters. Here they are: @heedthebaa, @xbl, @Bigmouth Strikes Again, @Lambie's Pigeon Feed, @Cardinal Richelieu, @tree house tam, @Granny Danger, @LordHawHaw, @King Kebab, @Tartantony, @Dudu Dahan pal, @the_saints_are_coming, @Al666, @wunfellaff, @1320Lichtie, @Monster and @SlipperyP Here is an assortment of quotes about these posters in no particular order: "For thinking keeping a window open during hurricane Bawbag makes you interesting." "Never been sure how such a permaseething mess has been so liked." "can't even post a fucking letter for f**k sake never mind something decent on here." "Some folk like him because he's a weird creep who has a bunch of oddball porn saved on his computer. It's 2017 folks, you can find that via Google instead of relying on a reprobate East Fife fan. Also, he overuses exclamation marks all the time!!!!!" "SSB Phone in Celtic thicko" "The Hibs are sound but he's an absolute moron and was a dreadful poster." "a fully grown Manchild that shouldn't be allowed to use sharp implements unsupervised let alone reproduce. Had to be talked down from his homemade gallows after a pre christmas defeat to Dundee Utd." "regularly stank the forum out with his pish although not really surprising as he lived in a bin." Here we see a broad spectrum of P&B's history. The notorious xbl and his fondness for the "averagey looking cocktease" which surely ranks amongst the worst collection of words it's possible to write. Although he's before my time I'm somewhat certain he ate a lot of Wotsits, although I may be confusing PerthshireBell's posts with reality. More recently Slippery's tales of dog and dad slaughter rival throbber in the Walter Mitty stakes. I look forward to the abuse I get enjoyed with a cold beer and 30 degree heat in the sun zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz We see an assortment of Dundee-based grassing, with [REDACTED] being responsible for [REDACTED] after he [REDACTED] and got [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] banned, although as is so often the case with P&B, we can proudly say the people know the truth. I should also point out that Granny Danger should be much higher on this list, perhaps receiving a point for every time he's mentioned that he's old or that he owns his own business. If nothing else, an aged gentleman offering someone a square go over the internet deserves all the ridicule it gets. Biggie's conversation with his cat over the last pages is similar. And I bet Biggie will be raging he has the same amount of points as his favourite St. Johnstone poster. Into the world of Irishness now and it's hard surely to be one of the Hibs m9s and be voted here, our thoughts go out to the memory of HB75. AI666 is like a bot that's programmed to spurt out the most evil, right wing propaganda possible, despite some entrants to come on this list there have been few contributors to the political forum as consistently vile. 1320Lichtie would probably have won a lot more votes in the past, although defending noted racist Dave Whelan, supporting every team in the country at some point and the food he has the fucking nerve to snapchat people with can't go unmentioned. Tartantony is no doubt more known to some of the Rangers fans on here, so I await Kinky to pass comment after his latest round of Toilet Duck. While Wunfellaff is before my time too and I only know him through his morbid obsession with the Dead Pool threads, he lives in a bin and was last banned for mocking a (former P&B poster) Dundee United fan who killed himself. Genuinely awful stuff. My last comment goes to King Kebab, and in fact my last comment goes to Terry Pratchett. Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind. Getting there now @Miguel Sanchez 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigmouth Strikes Again Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 10 minutes ago, Smudger the Cat said: Away shagging. I'll be back tomorrow. Have my dinner out. No probs. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pars fan Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 What's all this "Thank you." shit? Bit Grimboesque imo. I apologise for the interference but the "Thank you" patter is a million miles away from any Grimbo shit. It is from the best poster this site has ever seen.Sebu, the man, the legend and scarf extraordinaire. Take yer blasphemy back.Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTJohnboy Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 8 hours ago, banana said: Meow. She's gorgeous. A definite wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmic Joe Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Almost ashamed to admit I know two of the latest nominations in real life. Probably three as I lived in the village of Arbroath for nearly 20 years... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1320Lichtie Posted September 14, 2017 Share Posted September 14, 2017 Almost ashamed to admit I know two of the latest nominations in real life. Probably three as I lived in the village of Arbroath for nearly 20 years... You definitely know me. We lived right next door to each other. [emoji1] Since when was Arbroath a village by the way. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincolnHearts Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 4 hours ago, The Grass Is Greener. said: HibeesBounce, we will never forget you, m9. God bless. What did he do to get banned? Always thought he was a Jambo at the wind up 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Where the f**k have you been for the last three days? Thank you. Away shagging. I'll be back tomorrow. Have my dinner out. No probs. If a Mod could confirm these accounts have the same IP, I'd be very grateful. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 9 minutes ago, RandomGuy. said: If a Mod could confirm these accounts have the same IP, I'd be very grateful. Yes. I can confirm that Bigmouth Strikes Again and Bigmouth Strikes Again do have the same IP address. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Yes. I can confirm that Bigmouth Strikes Again and Bigmouth Strikes Again do have the same IP address. I was hoping a real Mod could confirm it, tbh. 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) 16 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: You definitely know me. We lived right next door to each other. Since when was Arbroath a village by the way. When you were appointed its idiot. Edited September 15, 2017 by Sergeant Wilson 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fide Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 7 hours ago, 1320Lichtie said: You definitely know me. We lived right next door to each other. Since when was Arbroath a village by the way. "Is your Grannie in?" "No, she's at Arbroath" "OK, I'll come in and wait till she's finished then" Hyperlolz 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 I apologise for the interference but the "Thank you" patter is a million miles away from any Grimbo shit. It is from the best poster this site has ever seen.Sebu, the man, the legend and scarf extraordinaire. Take yer blasphemy back.Thank you. Is that the guy who got all the Dundee fans to send him scarfs for free? Gullible bunch these Dees. Thank you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Believe The Hype Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 (edited) I didn't really mind Hibeesbounce. He was all over the Falkirk threads the last couple of seasons and I found some of his trolling quite funny, because it was so obvious what he was doing, unfortunately a lot of people kept biting. Just a young lad, sniggering away behind his keyboard, writing ridiculous comments that I'm sure he knew would get a rise. Missed his banning and I don't know why he was punted, so can only go on my own experiences reading his muck. Edited September 15, 2017 by Believe The Hype Grammar is shocking 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Honest_Man#1 Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 No idea why he was banned, but hibeebounce was a dreadful poster. Couldn't believe he was a fully grown man with a child. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugster Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 8 minutes ago, Honest_Man#1 said: No idea why he was banned, but hibeebounce was a dreadful poster. Couldn't believe he was a fully grown man with a child. He reminded me of that Wiggum boy from the Simpsons. A wee simpleton trying to get in with the "in crowd" of the rest of the Hibs fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 He reminded me of that Wiggum boy from the Simpsons. A wee simpleton trying to get in with the "in crowd" of the rest of the Hibs fans. There's a Hibs 'in crowd'? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 Yes, they're called Celtic fans. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cardinal Richelieu Posted September 15, 2017 Share Posted September 15, 2017 2 hours ago, RandomGuy. said: I was hoping a real Mod could confirm it, tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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