TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: And to think I've cut short my weekly visit to see my maw and paw for this shite, even bought popcorn at the garage on the way hame It's only quarter to ten 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trainspotter Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Sloop John B said: His job's a joke, he's broke, not to mention his love life's is D.O.A. It's like he's always stuck in second gear 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobby Skidmarks Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 And to think I've cut short my weekly visit to see my maw and paw for this shite, even bought popcorn at the garage on the way hame Garage popcorn? Loosen the purse strings a little, heedthebaa. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, John Lambies Doos said: What the fuk are you talking about? Well how long have you been on here? You're a noob, a bawbag! You can't even spell ffs. You're sentence structure is all over the place..... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red23 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 30 minutes ago, Miguel Sanchez said: On a forum where petty squabbles, full-on witch hunts and everything in between are order of the day, on a forum where dotting campaigns and accounts are a thing and in a forum where the list of highest reputation users has historically been filled with far too many pun merchants, there is a certain degree of prestige associated with recognition from your P&B peers. Sadly this doesn't always translate as it should, as we've had more than our fair share of utter weapons who seem to delight in the negative attention they bring upon themselves. With that in mind our first entry celebrates those too beige to manage any of that, the fabled 'single-pointers' who received a solitary fifth place vote from one person. Token, throw-in, last minute necessity to fill out a list of merely five posters after boredom set in, who knows. Either way, the following were so forgettable that only one person cared enough to mention them. @supermik, @Mr Bairn, @pandarilla, @Hearts Daft, @EdgarusQPFC, @Drew Brees, @Bobby Skidmarks, @Reynard, @Shandon Par, @Deefiant, @Grangemouth Bairn, @Craig McCulloch Burley, @Rugster, @red23 and @Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Among their number we have thieves, racists, paranoid SJWs, fantasists, the (apparently) mentally ill, probable militia members and the completely fashion unconscious. I'll leave you to decide if that list of accolades coupled with their status as single pointers merits pity more than scorn. Here are some of your testimonials, in no particular order: "My only ever red dot. Just coz I pointed out he is a thick boring can't. Some people!!!" "Twat." "I really don't see the point of this poster at all. Dreadful." "Stuck up wee townie who thinks he's a ticket and has shite taste in hip-hop music." "A Dee but a c**t of the highest order with the banking of fellow Dees' cash" "a recently noticed fellow Aberdeen fan who has been posting cluster fucks of posts on Hearts-related threads" Is this you before going to sleep? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5UoHI7Ch5Ng Just mention every member of this forum why don't you clearly don't get out much! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, TAJ said: It's only quarter to ten Still at least I've no been sitting with a semi, waiting for hours on a P+B kick off like throbber, what a fucking sap 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, Bobby Skidmarks said: Garage popcorn? Loosen the purse strings a little, heedthebaa. Had to pit air in the tyres anaw ken 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
throbber Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Still at least I've no been sitting with a semi, waiting for hours on a P+B kick off like throbber, what a fucking sap You are too thick a person to argue with. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, heedthebaa said: Had to pit air in the tyres anaw ken Your Mrs manage it okay? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 hour ago, TAJ said: 4. Jimmy85 - the amount of shyte that comes oot that mooth is unbelievable. That seems incredibly harsh tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Well how long have you been on here? You're a noob, a bawbag! You can't even spell ffs. You're sentence structure is all over the place..... Are you referring to my time on this thread tonight; or my tenure on P&B? If its the latter; a considerable time. Bit crowd wanky tho. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamaldo Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 It's like he's always stuck in second gear [emoji20] It hasn't been his day, week, month or even his year. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heedthebaa Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, throbber said: You are too thick a person to argue with. I'm sure this list will prove you're right 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Do I still have time to nominate???? 1. Tedi - total f**king w*nker. 2. Keithgy - for previous ban hammer madness (I was innocent guv). 3. John Lambies Doos - he's beginning to grate on me 4. Jimmy85 - the amount of shyte that comes oot that mooth is unbelievable. 5. Joey Jo Jo - for the constant use of Simpson stuff.......GTF really! I've said my piece, may your god go with you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DA Baracus Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 But no one will be there for him because he's a c**t 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAJ Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 1 minute ago, Jimmy85 said: That seems incredibly harsh tbh. Coming from your viewpoint, possibly. But coming from mine, you're just a total weapon tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 7 minutes ago, TAJ said: Well how long have you been on here? You're a noob, a bawbag! You can't even spell ffs. You're sentence structure is all over the place..... Alanis Morissette. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 Coming from your viewpoint, possibly. But coming from mine, you're just a total weapon tbh. You should never start a sentence with but. Just referencing your call to arms on spelling and sentence structure above. I'll let you have mooth and oot 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Grass Is Greener. Posted September 10, 2017 Share Posted September 10, 2017 John Lambie not taking the recent criticism well here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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