Miguel Sanchez Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 (edited) P&B loves a countdown thread and P&B loves a thread full of interpersonal recriminations, so since the previous efforts by mattydfc (RIP) and Addie (RIP(?)) have failed I have a special treat for your September. Over the next few weeks we'll take votes on the worst posters to have graced this site in its illustrious 14 year history - and as much as I'd like to believe everyone will take it in good grace, we all know the reason these threads are so popular is for the inevitable meltdowns by people proving just why they're so (un)popular. My plan for the month is this: 1 - 15 September: PM me your nominations of your worst five P&B posters, ranked 1-5 with 1 being the worst. You can apply whatever criteria you like for what defines a poster as bad. 15 - 30 September: The results are revealed, including any comments you send me about your nominations. While I actively encourage everyone to tell me why you're voting for someone so I can include it when they're unveiled, all the criticism will be kept anonymous. So feel free to be as petty and judgemental as you like. Feel free to discuss your selections over the first half of the month. I'm sure people will mention posters you've forgotten. The other benefit of this is that it weeds out the aliases. While it can be hard to keep up with some of the tragic losers we've had with innumerable accounts, the more notorious culprits for this are well-known enough to avoid having multiple entries, but if anyone votes for multiple iterations of the same person I'll try to condense them if I can. If you have any other questions post away, but I think the gist of this is familiar enough to the regulars. Happy bitching. The reveal of the results begins on page 57. The page references here are based on 25 posts per page. The results are contained in the spoiler below: Spoiler 102nd (1 point) (Page 57): supermik, Mr. Bairn, Pandarilla, Hearts Daft, EdgarusQPFC, Drew Brees, Bobby Skidmarks, Reynard, Shandon Par, Deefiant, Grangemouth Bairn, Craig McCulloch Burley, Rugster, red23, Joey Jo Jo Junior Shabadoo 85th (2 points) (Page 65): Arnold Layne, Thundermonkey, BigFatTabbyDave, Fifespud, McQuade, itzdrk, Dee Man, Dindeleux, UnleashTheNade, RedRob72, Kevthedee, Romeo, shull, thepundit, Bishop Briggs, Mr. Brightside, Alancamelonfan 73rd (3 points) (Page 72): Pie of the Month, Rammagamma, throbber, wastecoatwillie, Solitair, Dominique Malonga, Bobbycoxblue, Strichener, kenny131, RossDee, c4mmy31, Rab B Nesbitt 56th (4 points) (Page 77) : Heedthebaa, xbl, Bigmouth Strikes Again, Lambies Pigeon Feed, Cardinal Richelieu, tree house tam, Granny Danger, LordHawHaw, King Kebab, Tartantony, Hibeesbounce75, the_saints_are_coming, AI666, Wunfelaff, 1320Lichtie, Monster, SlipperyP 53rd (5 points) (Page 83): Fide, DA Baracus, Randy Giles 44th (5 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 85): Rudolph Hucker, Quitongo's Left Peg, sjc, As We Rise Again, Moonglum, Welshbairn, H_B, J_Stewart, G_Man1985 42nd (6 points) (Page 89): MARYHILLISWONDERFUL, Jimmy85 41st (6 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 92): LongTimeLurker 39th (7 points) (Page 94): philpy, Seamus 38th (7 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 105): Baxter Parp 34th (8 points) (Page 108, 109, 112): Glen Sannox, Sweeper Dee, Jmothecat, Elixir 32nd (8 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 114): PerthshireBell, DAFC 30th (9 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 126, 128): Nizzy, Keithgy 28th (10 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 131): Lex, wisbit 26th (11 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 135): DavieBhoy, TheProgressiveLiberal 25th (13 points) (Page 136): McSpreader 24th (14 points, 1 first place votes) (Page 137): John Lambies Doos 22nd (14 points, 2 first place votes) (Page 138): Non Deluded Dee, hellbhoy 21st (15 points) (Page 138): Scotty Tunbridge 20th (15 points, 2 first place votes) (Page 140): RandomGuy 19th (16 points) (Page 140): Gaz FFC 17th (17 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 144, 145): StandFree03, Monkey Tennis 16th (17 points, 2 first place votes) (Page 150): Im_Rodger 15th (20 points) (Page 172): MJC 14th (21 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 174): WaffenThinMint 13th (24 points, 2 first place votes) (Page 182): viking TON 12th (25 points, 2 first place votes) (Page 187): Melanius Mullarkey 11th (26 points, 3 first place votes) (Page 195): Tedi 10th (28 points) (Page 206): The_Kincardine 9th (28 points, 3 first place votes) (Page 210): Zen Archer 8th (35 points, 5 first place votes) (Page 219): Supras 7th (36 points, 4 first place votes) (Page 229): magee84 6th (37 points, 1 first place vote) (Page 241): The Chlamydia Kid 5th (45 points) (Page 247): Gunther 4th (52 points, 3 first place votes) (Page 253): oaksoft 3rd (70 points, 8 first place votes) (Page 268): Grim O'Grady 2nd (117 points, 8 first place votes) (Page 292): 8MileBU 1st (121 points, 13 first place votes) (Page 293): bennett Thank you. 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invergowrie arab Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Yaaaassssss!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MARYHILLISWONDERFUL Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Sounds fun! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
welshbairn Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Can't believe it's Sunday already! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Romeo Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I can't remember who people are so i'll just nominate the 1st 5 people on this thread. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Yawn Just another thread to follow the numerous others. I'd rather discuss football, politics, rugby, tennis etc.tbh. Yeh sure some people think people are dicks, some people think others are good. At the end of the day it's just opinions. Not really sure anyone actually has meltdowns but heh you wire in mate, hold and publish your poll. In the meantime p&b will carry on just fine. -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pearbuyerbell Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 4 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Yawn You'll be nowhere near the top 10. I've gone 1. Keithgy 2. Heedthebaa 3. Glen minter 4. Thundermonkey 5. Chlamydia kid 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 I shall accept my prize with good grace and without animosity. I would like to wish for peace on earth, love for all mankind, blah de blah, take care and I love you all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 You'll be nowhere near the top 10. I've gone 1. Keithgy 2. Heedthebaa 3. Glen minter 4. Thundermonkey 5. Chlamydia kid If it's measured by meltdowns I expect not. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Ferrino Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 What the world needs now is love. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bert Raccoon Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 24 minutes ago, John Lambies Doos said: Yawn Just another thread to follow the numerous others. I'd rather discuss football, politics, rugby, tennis etc.tbh. Yeh sure some people think people are dicks, some people think others are good. At the end of the day it's just opinions. Not really sure anyway actually has meltdowns but heh you wire in mate, hold and publish your poll. In the meantime p&b will carry on just fine. f**k off hippy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jagfox Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 Pray 4 @Miguel Sanchez* *no poster has survived running one of these threads 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigkillie Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 1 hour ago, supermik said: I shall accept my prize with good grace and without animosity. I would like to wish for peace on earth, love for all mankind, blah de blah, take care and I love you all. Who are you? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itzdrk Posted September 1, 2017 Share Posted September 1, 2017 @itzdrk 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tamthebam Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 1 hour ago, Pearbuyerbell said: You'll be nowhere near the top 10. I've gone 1. Keithgy 2. Heedthebaa 3. Glen minter 4. Thundermonkey 5. Chlamydia kid Pearbuyerbellend can't possibly be harbouring some kind of grudge regarding past actions by a mod can he... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dindeleux Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 1. 8MileBU (obviously)2. Bennett3. Kincardine 4. Randy Giles5. Monkey Tennis -1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinkinFighter Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Who are you? He stole food from a communal fridge in a hostel. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 @Addie is still alive. I repaired his boiler prior to his house sale last year although quite frankly his selection of biscuits were fucking shite, Aldi custard creams. Went down in my estimation for that truth be told. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JamieStevenson Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 I'm not gonna win the vote. Might not even get a vote. Fully expect OP to milk this for a long time. "Oh I've extended the deadline". "Sorry I'm taking so long to post the results, I've been awfy busy ". Think there's been too many of these threads now and it's still all the same folk that have been hated on for years. These guys are veterans here and you won't get a rise out of them. They've accepted their place on the forum. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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