Sergeant Wilson Posted January 27, 2021 Share Posted January 27, 2021 1 minute ago, Melanius Mullarkey said: How would you know? I'd imagine the noise made by a joiner's rasp would be a clue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted January 29, 2021 Author Share Posted January 29, 2021 Just when you thought Piers Morgan couldn't get any worse.He's only jealous cause his mate Clinton got in first. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:24, Sergeant Wilson said: I'd imagine the noise made by a joiner's rasp would be a clue. Outstanding Sarge..........although explaining this to a Yankee is awkward. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 On 27/01/2021 at 10:10, pub car king said: Here she is with the maw Damien must have taken that. "Nice granny. Now let's try it without the sarong". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeeTillEhDeh Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 I'm in.3some? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 I never knew Liz Hurley’s mum was Rod Stewart. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Tbh I seen a photo of Damien recently and hes a wid aswell. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Wilson Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 1 minute ago, Bairnardo said: Tbh I seen a photo of Damien recently and hes a wid aswell. All in good time! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Bairnardo firing into Liz, Liz’s son, his granny and his aunt, would tick a lot of niche boxes on an adult website. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bairnardo Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Bairnardo firing into Liz, Liz’s son, his granny and his aunt, would tick a lot of niche boxes on an adult website. Tell them to call me asap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shandon Par Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 Just now, Bairnardo said: 1 minute ago, Shandön Par said: Bairnardo firing into Liz, Liz’s son, his granny and his aunt, would tick a lot of niche boxes on an adult website. Tell them to call me asap. The Big Short Starring Bairnardo and three generations of Hurley. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyAnchor Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 46 minutes ago, Shandön Par said: The Big Short Starring Bairnardo and three generations of Hurley. Send me a link and I'll watch it all I have a spare 2 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
supermik Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 3 hours ago, Shandön Par said: The Big Short Starring Bairnardo and three generations of Hurley. That would make him Happy. If he gets a knock back, he will be Grumpy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florentine_Pogen Posted February 1, 2021 Share Posted February 1, 2021 19 hours ago, Shandön Par said: Bairnardo firing into Liz, Liz’s son, his granny and his aunt, would tick a lot of niche boxes on an adult website. Oooh.....xhamster bingo. I'll start.... 1. Amateur bi ffm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The DA Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Liz doing her bit for this lockdown to get the nation through 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greendot Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 On 31/01/2021 at 15:18, Shandön Par said: Bairnardo firing into Liz, Liz’s son, his granny and his aunt, would tick a lot of niche boxes on an adult website. On 01/02/2021 at 10:38, Florentine_Pogen said: Oooh.....xhamster bingo. I'll start.... 1. Amateur bi ffm. Surely if @Bairnardo is involved, just go straight for the midget porn 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pub car king Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 Liz has given her witch doctors number to Sharon Stone now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted March 7, 2021 Share Posted March 7, 2021 The wife and I were some of the only people to go and see Basic Instinct 2 in the cinema about fifteen years ago, and the sex scenes were hilarious because Ms Stone was clearly the victim of some pretty dodgy plastic surgery; one scene where she emerged from a hot tub* was particularly egregious. Years later, we watched it again on DVD to see if it was as bad as we remembered, and she looked totally different. I swear they did some heavy digital editing for the home release. *too early to have been Div's hot tub, alas, although she does bang Stan Collymore, so there's some kind of football connection. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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