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She's just doing this for us lads. PnB tease.

I'd fork out all my savings for a modern nip slip tbf.

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9 hours ago, Stellaboz said:

She's just doing this for us lads. PnB tease.

I'd fork out all my savings for a modern nip slip tbf.

Maybe in 2021 she finally graduates to the NSFW section.

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On 20/01/2021 at 12:10, Stellaboz said:

She's just doing this for us lads. PnB tease.

I'd fork out all my savings for a modern nip slip tbf.

She’s a horny cow IMO. Love it.

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Time for the first reminder of 2021 that she's making come-to-bed eyes to her own son in these pics, and he'd likely be photographing any NSFW action that she'd consider releasing.

Just a heads-up for when his tell-all autobiography comes out and this thread ages like milk  :shutup

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Time for the first reminder of 2021 that she's making come-to-bed eyes to her own son in these pics, and he'd likely be photographing any NSFW action that she'd consider releasing.
Just a heads-up for when his tell-all autobiography comes out and this thread ages like milk  :shutup
What's your point caller?

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13 minutes ago, theportman said:

What's your point caller?

I'm a b*****d who can't bear to see other people having fun.

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7 hours ago, 8MileBU said:

She’s a horny cow IMO. Love it.

And they say romance is dead

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If there was ever a P&B chat show, Damien would have to be a star guest. 
 

We’ve all taken photos of relatives, maybe on holiday or at a party, but we’ve not said “that’s great mum, but how about we lose the blouse? That’s right, show a bit more leg”..

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3 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

If there was ever a P&B chat show, Damien would have to be a star guest. 
 

We’ve all taken photos of relatives, maybe on holiday or at a party, but we’ve not said “that’s great mum, but how about we lose the blouse? That’s right, show a bit more leg”..

Sparklingbrook would be high in the guest list too.

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3 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

If there was ever a P&B chat show, Damien would have to be a star guest. 
 

We’ve all taken photos of relatives, maybe on holiday or at a party, but we’ve not said “that’s great mum, but how about we lose the blouse? That’s right, show a bit more leg”..

Are you sure youre a fifer?

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Not even SparklingBrook was SparklingBrook, according to SparklingBrook. She was quite unpopular over there, so presumably some lassie that she'd pissed off on Mumsnet thought it would leave her seething to know that Scottish football fans thought they'd seen her tits.

Might have worked a bit better if she hadn't still been quite young and pert, however. I don't think I'd mind too much if someone on here posted a picture of their monster dong on Mumsnet and pretended it was from me. Hint hint.

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3 hours ago, 101 said:

Are you sure youre a fifer?

Clearing out my mum’s place in the summer I found a photo from the 1960s of her and a couple of pals in bikinis on the beach (they’d have all been about 20). Almost felt a civic duty to post it on P&B. Made me a bit queasy though. Damien made of sterner stuff than me.

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8 hours ago, Shandön Par said:

If there was ever a P&B chat show, Damien would have to be a star guest. 
 

We’ve all taken photos of relatives, maybe on holiday or at a party, but we’ve not said “that’s great mum, but how about we lose the blouse? That’s right, show a bit more leg”..

Your first thought for a guest was Damien and not his Maw? Mindboggling.

4 hours ago, Boghead ranter said:

What if Liz WAS @SparklingBrook?

😱

Wid. 

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