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Mind when, in primary school, your mate found a porno mag in the park and you laughed yourselves stupid reading the readers’ letters? 
Imagine if you wrote a song based on what you read in those letters. How embarrassing would it be to see those lyrics now that you’re a grown up? 
Probably a level of cringe that’s quite literally, Another Level… 

 

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12 hours ago, Inanimate Carbon Rod said:

this gets voted worst video ever, however i think its fucking genius level stuff and the song is a belter.

That was superb and the dancing in the background was captivating...

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17 hours ago, Jimi Shandrix said:

Truly horrified to see Bobby Conn's amazing "Never Get Ahead" in this thread. This however is much more like it. 

It was more for the video than the song. 
Fell into a bit of a google spiral reading about Bobby Conn and that video. Apparently the video is from a pretty well known tv show in Chicago? Where people mime their performances etc. Bobby Conn was aware that his song had the words ‘Never gonna get ahead when youre giving head to the man’ and thought it would be inappropriate for him to sing that on tv, so he re-recorded the song the night before so that he could have a kid friendly version for the show, but think he was off his tits and thats why the lip syncing and stuff doesnt work. An absolute perfect storm of madness which led to the creation of a video which in my view is so bad its perfect, i love everything about it. 

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There’s a whole Twitter conversation going on at the minute about the worst songs ever and I was treated to this heap of shite



You have to hope anyone who enjoys electro swing is on some sort of hit list
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Think I've won this thread. Also had surgery to look like BTS member Park Ji-Min which in their words is 'racial transitional surgery' & has compared their transracial identity as being similar to that of being transsexual. Not to state the fucking obvious but shits real problematic.

More here

The British influencer who sensationally claimed to be "transracial" and who identifies as Korean, has been hit by a wave of death threats after coming forward with their new identity.

Oli London, who also identifies as non-binary and uses they/them pronouns, told TMZ that the hate has been relentless.

"This week has been insane — I've literally had thousands of death threats," they said.

"People telling me to kill myself, people telling me they're going to come and find me and shoot me. Like, really extreme stuff," said London, who partially bases their look on K-Pop star Jimin.

London said the attacks had been "very scary" and blamed the "extreme radical left" for their troubles.

London also tried to equate their "transracial" identity with being "transsexual".

London also suggested their surgeries were no different to people of Asian descent having surgery to look more Western.

"Go to Asia, go to Korea, and one in five people have eye surgery to look westernised, to have caucasian features," London claimed.

"It's totally normal there — I'm just doing the reverse."

The 31-year-old singer and internet personality sparked outrage when they released a video on YouTube revealing they had undergone 18 rounds of plastic surgery to look like BTS star Park Ji-min, also known as Jimin.

The surgeries include a facelift, brow lift, eye surgery, temple lift as well as new veneers, they explained.

London said they were now "feeling really good" after being "very unhappy with who I am deep down for the last eight years".

"For the first time in my life I feel beautiful. I'm looking in the mirror and I love the way I look and feel happy, and I hope people can respect my decision," London said in the video.

During the video, London came out as non-binary while also revealing they considered themselves "they/them, Korean/Jimin".

"I know a lot of people don't understand me, but I do identify as Korean, and I do look Korean now. I do feel Korean.

"I don't identify as British, so please don't … refer to me as British, because I identify as Korean.

"That's just my culture, that's my home country. That's exactly how I look now, and I also identify as Jimin – that's my Korean name."


They also posted a rainbow version of the Korean flag to Twitter, tweeting that was their "new official flag for being a non-binary person who identifies as Korean".

They also claimed "TRANSRACIAL is a thing", tweeting: "I invented it! If you can be transgender you can be TRANSRACIAL."

This is my new official flag for being a non-binary person who identifies as Korean. Thank you for the overwhelming support it was so hard for me to come out as Them/they/kor/ean 🏳️‍🌈#olilondon #nonbinary pic.twitter.com/5uJp2dBQU5

— Oli London (@OliLondonTV) June 18, 2021

'It's a mockery': London's announcement slammed

London's announcement saw some people criticise them and accuse the internet personality of cultural appropriation.

They claimed the influencer's decision to identify as Korean "gave transphobes the opportunity to invalidate trans people".

People also accused London of "blackface" and likened them to Rachel Dolezal, a white US woman who controversially identified as black.

as a Korean nonbinary person, I haven’t really talked about the Oli London thing. But, the fact that they are acting like it’s genuine and that it’s part of a “journey” due to a “identity issues” really irks me. It’s a mockery of trans people, it’s cultural appropriation. +

— 아빠 ☽☾ shiny era (@harbingerslut) June 28, 2021

1. no it's not.
2. rachel dolezal exists
3. it's wildly racist. https://t.co/BAAkVcOOXo

— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) June 29, 2021

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On 11/04/2021 at 09:17, Savage Henry said:

The Snuts, the Dunts, Saint Phnix, Rascalton... Scottish indie music is in a very dark place right now.   I caught them all at a BBC Introducing... showcase a couple of years back, and it was painful.   Luckily, there was free food and booze.  But even that didn’t make up for the music.  

And to that let's add this shower of c***s from Edinburgh. This maybe is the worst yet. Scotland is having a mare at the moment.

 

 

 

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48 minutes ago, Jimi Shandrix said:

And to that let's add this shower of c***s from Edinburgh. This maybe is the worst yet. Scotland is having a mare at the moment.

 

 

 

Yeah.  That’s atrocious.  And there’s about 20 bands that are indistinguishable. 

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