tongue_tied_danny Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 This thread is a celebration of talentless morons and fuckwits who have released utterly dreadful records over the years. I would prefer songs by acts that had a modicum of success, like radio airplay or an appearance on Top of the Pops, rather than somebody just recording absolute pish in their bedroom. However, feel free to post anything you want, as long as we can collectively laugh at how shite it is. I'll get the ball rolling with this bunch of useless c***s... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Peppermint Apes: http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/music/4356930 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkcFqHtNCsg 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthernLights Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 (edited) Edited August 14, 2017 by NorthernLights 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 14, 2017 Author Share Posted August 14, 2017 Some toe curling stuff there lads, keep 'em coming. Former Sham 69 front man Jimmy Pursey once saw fit to inflict this on us... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 27 minutes ago, tongue_tied_danny said: This thread is a celebration of talentless morons and fuckwits who have released utterly dreadful records over the years. I would prefer songs by acts that had a modicum of success, like radio airplay or an appearance on Top of the Pops, rather than somebody just recording absolute pish in their bedroom. However, feel free to post anything you want, as long as we can collectively laugh at how shite it is. I'll get the ball rolling with this bunch of useless c***s... I did always wonder what Freddy Krueger did before the kid molestation and subsequent immolation. No way, no way will anything beat this. Mah na mah na. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 14, 2017 Share Posted August 14, 2017 Oh f**k, I was wrong. NorthernLights' entry is fucking hilarious 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 One for our friends in Glasgow: but seriously - this one makes me think Brexit was a good idea: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I absolutely fucking despise this song. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8MileBU Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 "YAAAAAAOOOOOWWW!!!" [emoji23] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 6 hours ago, Randy Giles said: I absolutely fucking despise this song. You could fill this thread up with Nicki Minaj songs TBH. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Savage Henry Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 The Last Shadow Puppets are utterly lacking in talent, but this may be their worst. There's a version they did live on Jimmy Kimmel or Conan O'Brien or whoever which was even worse than this version, but that appears to have been taken down. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ira Gaines Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I liked The Last Shadow Puppets' first single and then pretty much fell out with them after that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 15, 2017 Author Share Posted August 15, 2017 13 hours ago, NorthernLights said: 13 hours ago, BigFatTabbyDave said: Oh f**k, I was wrong. NorthernLights' entry is fucking hilarious I love it when they shout "LIAR" in the woman's ears. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lionel hutz Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Just enjoy: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Brightside Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Anything by or featuring Pitbull. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BallochSonsFan Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I actually don't mind the occasional dose of shit 80s tween pop music. Tiffany? Yes Please. Debbie Gibson? By all means shake your love. But this is just soul destroying. I'd also hold Meghan Trainor's head under until she stopped kicking. Although I have a weird fondness for Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen. And If I was posting every shite modern glossy country song then I'd be here all night. Pish like Florida Georgia Line, Lady Antebellum, Brad Paisley and all those other grotesque, over-produced, cliche-ridden pop whores who took proper working class country and turned it into stadium tour, big-budget, cartoon music. f**k you and f**k the Nashville music machine. Started with the likes of Garth Brooks and Alan Jackson. I'll give Kacey Musgraves a pass given her lyrics that rip the piss out of glossy, redneck gone disney country music and her comments that challenge southern conservative values. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 15, 2017 Author Share Posted August 15, 2017 It's not just modern country music that is hopelessly shite. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tongue_tied_danny Posted August 15, 2017 Author Share Posted August 15, 2017 Who the f**k bought this and made it a chart hit? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
killiefan27 Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 Not sure if this qualifies as "a modicum of success", but I saw this band supporting Dirty Pretty Things in about 2008 - didn't even particularly want to see DPT but got dragged along - and they're genuinely the worst band I've ever seen. I mean there are bad songs, but these c***s don't seem to have any actual musical ability at all. The absolute nadir of their set was one in which the chorus had something about "boulders on our shoulders", but I can't find that one. I realise they're hardly successful, but I think "supporting that guy who used to be in the Libertines" is a just about step above "recording absolute pish in their bedroom". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YER SISTERS YER MAW Posted August 15, 2017 Share Posted August 15, 2017 I would rather watch this video with the sound turned down. Awful song but a double wid. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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