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Kidnapped woman to be sold at Auction

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58 minutes ago, Rowan said:

Gutted like.

We could arrange for @throbber to kidnap you, keep you in @Bobby Skidmarks house for a few days before auctioning you off on Gumtree?

You do a story in the Daily record, quids in.

what could possibly go wrong.

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She looks like she'd be a fucking nightmare.
What's the return policy?

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28 minutes ago, Cerberus said:

She looks like she'd be a fucking nightmare.
What's the return policy?

Half of everything you own, plus half of everything you'll ever earn

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1 hour ago, Cerberus said:

She looks like she'd be a fucking nightmare.
What's the return policy?

I am. 

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3 minutes ago, Sergeant Wilson said:

We could arrange for @throbber to kidnap you, keep you in @Bobby Skidmarks house for a few days before auctioning you off to @Johnny Däpp

 

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3 hours ago, Romeo said:

We could arrange for @throbber to kidnap you, keep you in @Bobby Skidmarks house for a few days before auctioning you off on Gumtree?

You do a story in the Daily record, quids in.

what could possibly go wrong.

The getaway vehicle.

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230 grand!. Makes neymar look like bargain of the century


But can she do it on a cold Tuesday night in stoke?




Odds on she has for a bottle of wkd and some cold chips.

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12 hours ago, D.A.F.C said:

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She seems like such a shy retiring type who doesn't portray herself in a sexual manner at all.

They're funny nipples, like. Maybe all the rage in the Middle East which is why she commands a $230k fee, but not my cup of tea.

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This non-story even made it to our local news last night. I suppose it's easier than doing real journalism. That or it's been such a while since the middle easterners did anything to get the cretins worked that they have to run fantasy pigshit like this.

Coming up after the break...muslimy looking men are in your neighbourhood looking for dogs to steal. Be a ware.

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She seems like such a shy retiring type who doesn't portray herself in a sexual manner at all.


Big nose.

Would not bang.

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On 8/8/2017 at 23:01, D.A.F.C said:

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She seems like such a shy retiring type who doesn't portray herself in a sexual manner at all.

 

Wid

(From behind)

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/4209983/kidnapped-model-chloe-ayling-signs-up-as-after-dinner-speaker-to-raise-awareness-of-sex-trafficking/

"The 20-year-old mum has joined a London-based agency where celeb clients charge £2,000 or more to talk, but it's understood the model will give her first few talks for free"

Do the the first few for free then make £2K a night from then on telling about your staged kidnapping :shutup

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