EdgarusQPFC Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 Rather OCD when it comes to keeping my hands clean, i must wash them several times a day, even just getting a little sweaty is justification enough for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy85 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I'm pretty certain most people wash their hands several times a day tbh. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 49 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Can't find anyone to take the part of Squirtle Any chance of some Jigglypuffs? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICTChris Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I used to work with a guy who, many years ago, shared a flat in the South of England with a sex worker. She used to entertain clients in their flat, he'd go out to the pub across the road if she was. One day he was sitting in the pub while she has a client when the pub phone rang for him (this was pre mobile phones) - his hooker flatmate on the other end in a desperate state. She said she'd been doing a threesome with one of her mates but she'd been let down. She needed him to go to the bakery, buy a tray of cream cakes and go back to the flat with them. Recognising the desperation in her voice he complied. He walked into the flat and there in the hallway was the client - naked and tied to a kitchen chair. The worried hooker quickly filled my mate in. This client liked to be tied to chair and have her give him oral relief while her friend, the no show, threw cream cakes at them. Now that the pal wasn't there the client wasn't happy and offered my old colleague £20 to take the role of cake thrower. He wasn't keen but when the offer was upped to £50 he went with it. The client wasn't pleased with the first few throws, he felt enough wasn't being put into it. The tryst concluded with my ex workmate running down the hallway launching cream cakes at him curtly Ambrose style.The punter was a minor celebrity at the time as well but he's started playing alive and hasn't been outed as a pervo so I'll not name him here. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arch Stanton Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 15 minutes ago, ICTChris said: The punter was a minor celebrity at the time as well but he's started playing alive and hasn't been outed as a pervo so I'll not name him here. f**k off, you can't tease us like that and then not name names. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 32 minutes ago, Gaz said: Any chance of some Jigglypuffs? Only if you can gie us a Slowpoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Arch Stanton said: f**k off, you can't tease us like that and then not name names. John Leslie I reckon. Has to be ! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kennboy1978 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 My money is on Danny Dyer 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Archer (Raconteur) Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 £50 isn't bad for profiterole play. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaz Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, Lisa Cuddy said: Only if you can gie us a Slowpoke. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 4 minutes ago, Gaz said: I was waiting for about Likitung based pun but I like that even better 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCelt67 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 4 hours ago, engelbert_humperdink said: Sorry if this has been posted before. Since the majority of us are anonymous thought I'd make a thread for the deviants of the forum to post their interests or turn ons that they wouldn't want to share with others or shout from the rooftops. Me personally I have a thing for womens feet. Sniffing, sucking, licking I'd happily do anything to a nice pair of feet. Even better if they have been on their feet all day and they are sweaty. Batter in mate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Stubbs Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 43 minutes ago, ICTChris said: She said she'd been doing a threesome with one of her mates but she'd been let down. She needed him to go to the bakery, buy a tray of cream cakes and go back to the flat with them. Recognising the desperation in her voice he complied. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 I like to wear a Burka. And then sit in the ladies changing rooms to w**k myself into a coma or until it's Kentucky crispy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 You can imagine my disappointment after clicking on this thread title, only to discover that every c**t is confessing their love of Pokemon 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
19QOS19 Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 In my first job a woman I worked with (who wasn't quite the full shilling) once told us her husband enjoyed it when she sooked him off and kept the jizz in her mouth before snogging him and transferring said jizz where he would then swallow it. Filthy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFTD Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 6 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: In my first job a woman I worked with (who wasn't quite the full shilling) once told us her husband enjoyed it when she sooked him off and kept the jizz in her mouth before snogging him and transferring said jizz where he would then swallow it. Filthy b*****d. That's beautiful, man. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miguel Sanchez Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 9 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: In my first job a woman I worked with (who wasn't quite the full shilling) once told us her husband enjoyed it when she sooked him off and kept the jizz in her mouth before snogging him and transferring said jizz where he would then swallow it. Filthy b*****d. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hellbhoy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 3 hours ago, Lisa Cuddy said: I'll get my friend to post it later. 7 minutes ago, 19QOS19 said: In my first job a woman I worked with (who wasn't quite the full shilling) once told us her husband enjoyed it when she sooked him off and kept the jizz in her mouth before snogging him and transferring said jizz where he would then swallow it. Filthy b*****d. Not in any way suspicious at all. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisa Cuddy Posted July 24, 2017 Share Posted July 24, 2017 2 minutes ago, hellbhoy said: Not in any way suspicious at all. I see what you're insinuating here but you're wrong. I've never worked with that boy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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