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4 hours ago, DA Baracus said:

I don't have a wife

I saw perversity and something about the weather.

I'd never dream of implying that Stellaboz rattles your sphincter with an electric pleasure wand; my apologies.

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On 28/07/2017 at 22:54, MONKMAN said:

One of the contractors who comes to my work sometimes is an absolute deviant. His wife has a strap on that can deliver an electric shock up him at the push of a button, while she's slamming him.

He claims first time they ever used it, he spasmed so hard he shat himself and shot load simultaneously. He says his entire outlook on life changed from that moment and that he was reborn!

Creepy little fucker looks like Harry Potter.

how did he manage to shite with a fake cock up there?

On 28/07/2017 at 23:34, BigFatTabbyDave said:

Could be wrong, but sounds like he hasn't seen his hole in quite some time.

 

aye, i am thinkin he's a fantasist

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2 minutes ago, spud131 said:
29 minutes ago, mathematics said:
Please don’t let Mrs Mathematics ask me what I’m laughing at.

Been laughing at that for nearly 3 years?

First time I’ve read it. Looking at posters in a new light, throbber aside.

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I'd totally forgotten about this thread. Nae wonder no c**t replied to my attempt in the NSFW forum.

I thought vore was a bizarre thing to get turned on while thinking about, but anal vore?

I guess there must be people who spank to Attack of the 50ft Woman  :mellow:

Edit: this needs linked to again  :lol:

http://www.afc-chat.co.uk/forums/index.php?showtopic=39414

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