Jacksgranda Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 7 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: You've been dreaming for 30 years of an 11th place finish. I doubt it, he's not that old, surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thisal Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 11 hours ago, theGOAT said: Serious question, we don't need teams filled with hammer throwers who are managed by members of the jobs for the boys scheme. Martin Canning and Tommy Wright are the 2 most technically and tactically limited managers in the league, they only want to send players out to hoof the ball up to the strikers, or foul players to stop the opposition from playing any form of football. The players in each team are just journeyman grafters with 0 footballing ability. Liam Craig, David Wetherspoon, Darian McKinnon and Dougie Imrie sum this category up perfectly. Falkirk and St Mirren are genuine better fits for the top division rather than these 2 ancient diddy teams. Thoughts? I don't really have any thoughts on this. so I'll just compile a table from when Cathro became Hearts manager to the end of season just to pass away the close season. Celtic 69pts Aberdeen 52 Rangers 38 ST JOHNSTONE 36 Ross Co 30 Thistle 28 Killie24 Well 23 Dundee 22 HAMILTON 20 Inverness 20 HEARTS 19 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
7-2 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 9 hours ago, Arch Stanton said: 11th place in the top league is something a whole generation of soapdodgers can only dream of. No Mor*on fan under 30 years of age has seen their team play in the top flight. Apparently, from what you've said before on here, you are old enough to have seen Mor*on play in the top flight of Scottish football. Well Done. That must make you feel so superior. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 10 hours ago, Swello said: So - every Hearts team ever then? Did you see the bunch of lightweight powderpuffs that we fielded for the second half of last season? We could really have used a hammer thrower/midfield enforcer or two. Even our bookings seemed to be for stupid petulant nonsense rather than "overcommiting" If there is a point behind the original post, aside from trolling fans of Saint Johnstone and Hamilton then instead of the players we should be looking at the game. If thuggish football can prosper in this league then it's hardly surprising that our teams play thuggish football. We may collectively be happy with a situation where even out runaway undefeated league champions felt the need to employ the services of Scott Brown but recent events in Luxembourg, Lithuania, Malta and Gibraltar suggest that we're losing touch with the modern game and slowly but steadily becoming the Jurassic Park of European football. In Summary instead of blaming the managers of St Johnstone and Hamilton lets blame the referees and the SFA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Owsley Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Thuggish football. The best example of this last season was Joe Garner's assault on the aforementioned Dougie Imrie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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TheScarf Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Football is about winning a game of football, not how it's actually played. The problem is, Scottish club teams and the national team fail no matter what style they try and play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 10 hours ago, sjc said: Is it really 29/30 years since Morton were in the top flight? Was vT even a twinkle in his Dad's eye back then? Hid dad was probably just learning the round back then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsr Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 I like the OP's proposal, and would take it even further. Every week someone from the SPFL should draw a Premiership club's name randomly out of a hat, and swap that club with someone in the Championship. And we should train manatees to be referees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayrmad Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 4 minutes ago, nsr said: I like the OP's proposal, and would take it even further. Every week someone from the SPFL should draw a Premiership club's name randomly out of a hat, and swap that club with someone in the Championship. And we should train manatees to be referees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kennysmassiveego Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 We can't get rid of St Johnstone , the Meh derby is the premier fixture in the SPFL as everybody knows As for Hamilton , we carpet dwellers must stick together , if only to laugh and point at those that moan about it . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swello Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 hour ago, topcat(The most tip top) said: Did you see the bunch of lightweight powderpuffs that we fielded for the second half of last season? We could really have used a hammer thrower/midfield enforcer or two. Even our bookings seemed to be for stupid petulant nonsense rather than "overcommiting" Problem is, my image of Hearts will always be stuck in the 80's - so I don't think of the current nonentities Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Lambies Doos Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 What a ridiculous thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
topcat(The most tip top) Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Problem is, my image of Hearts will always be stuck in the 80's - so I don't think of the current nonentities [emoji4] Stuck in the '80s you saySome posters would put an Aberdeen joke hereBut not meI'm better than that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flybhoy Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 14 hours ago, theGOAT said: Serious question, we don't need teams filled with hammer throwers who are managed by members of the jobs for the boys scheme. Martin Canning and Tommy Wright are the 2 most technically and tactically limited managers in the league, they only want to send players out to hoof the ball up to the strikers, or foul players to stop the opposition from playing any form of football. The players in each team are just journeyman grafters with 0 footballing ability. Liam Craig, David Wetherspoon, Darian McKinnon and Dougie Imrie sum this category up perfectly. Falkirk and St Mirren are genuine better fits for the top division rather than these 2 ancient diddy teams. Thoughts? My thoughts? You're a fucking knob ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 The two most boring, nothing clubs in the country and no mistake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy. Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Elixir, who spent six months of last season making the exact same joke about Ann Budge over and over again, calling something else boring, has to be one of the greatest ironies going, just beaten by this post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leefy118 Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 Fuk off ya p***k Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elixir Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 1 minute ago, RandomGuy. said: Elixir, who spent six months of last season making the exact same joke about Ann Budge over and over again, calling something else boring, has to be one of the greatest ironies going, just beaten by this post. I actually have nothing against either team, I just wanted the inevitable rise out of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacksgranda Posted July 7, 2017 Share Posted July 7, 2017 3 minutes ago, Elixir said: I actually have nothing against either team, I just wanted the inevitable rise out of you. Sexual Frustration Thread for that sort of pish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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