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Progrès Niederkorn - Let's All Laugh Now

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Niederkorn has a population of about 1800. I was going to post this is only 100 more than Invergowrie but that's a bit niche and many of you won't be able to picture it. Where near you has a population similar to Niederkorn so everyone in Scotland can get a good feel as to how pathetic this is?

 

 

 killearn

 

Strathblane

 

Moffat

 

Balfron

 

Howood

 

Kirkconnel

 

Thornhill

 

All around approx 1700 to 2000 mark.

 

 

 

 

 

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5 hours ago, invergowrie arab said:

Niederkorn has a population of about 1800.

I was going to post this is only 100 more than Invergowrie but that's a bit niche and many of you won't be able to picture it.

Where near you has a population similar to Niederkorn so everyone in Scotland can get a good feel as to how pathetic this is?

Patna, East Ayrshire.  Not the large Indian city, but named after it. A population of 2089, so it dwarves Niederkorn.

Wikipedia tells us that:

" Patna has a small library, a games hall, a doctor's surgery, some shops, a cake shop, a football field, access to numerous country walks, an orange lodge and a golf club. "

an orange lodge

Spoiler

 

:lol:

 

 

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5 hours ago, G-MAN said:

 killearn

 

Strathblane

 

Moffat

 

Balfron

 

Howood

 

Kirkconnel

 

Thornhill

 

All around approx 1700 to 2000 mark.

 

 

 

 

 

Not a flute band between the lot of them.

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Portsoy - 1,734

Balmedie - 1,653

Cruden Bay - 1,670

Inverbervie - 1,980

Alford - 1,925

Insch - 2,282

 

Cruden Bay aside, none of these bother to have a junior side, even in the northern setup. Insch have an amateur team that share a league with Halliburton (yes, the oil service company). Balmedie FC are a tier below that alongside Jesus House FC and Highland Hotel AFC. Bervie Caley were quite successful last season though, finishing four places above ITC Hydraulics FC.

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On bbc sport it was reported as they had only scored one goal in Europe before playing sevco. I find it funny against sevco and their big team mentality however the fact remains this is yet another embarrassing moment for Scottish football in Europe. 

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5 hours ago, Doonhamer doon south said:
On bbc sport it was reported as they had only scored one goal in Europe before playing sevco

QoS had double that, Gretna triple. Unfortunately for you, Dumfries & Galloway's finest now lag behind an obscure pub outfit from a place that's half the size of Kirkcudbright.

Fun fact: Gretna has 1000 more residents than Niederkorn.

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1 hour ago, Hedgecutter said:

Portsoy - 1,734

Balmedie - 1,653

Cruden Bay - 1,670

Inverbervie - 1,980

Alford - 1,925

Insch - 2,282

 

Cruden Bay aside, none of these bother to have a junior side, even in the northern setup. Insch have an amateur team that share a league with Halliburton (yes, the oil service company). Balmedie FC are a tier below that alongside Jesus House FC and Highland Hotel AFC. Bervie Caley were quite successful last season though, finishing four places above ITC Hydraulics FC.

Jesus House FC is a fucking marvellous name.

That's what the Church of Scotland should call themselves, to try and entice folk back in the 21st century.

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I almost feel sorry for Niederkorn supporters - they probably think they've knocked out a respectable side with solid European experience.

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Niedrkorn's goal history in European competitions is now 3 scored, 41 conceded.

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